An odd gift

[Horace]

I received a telescope worth about $100 from Amazon, with a note that it is a gift, from a person I do not recognize.

[jon-nyc]

It was me. You’re welcome.

[George K]

It was @mark .

It’s a gateway drug to astrophotography.

[Horace]

next stop, uranus.

[Mik]

I got a bottle of nitric oxide like that. Didn't even know what it was. Sometimes they'll do that and then write their own review of the product as a verified purchase.

[Jolly]

@Mik said in An odd gift:

I got a bottle of nitric oxide like that. Didn't even know what it was. Sometimes they'll do that and then write their own review of the product as a verified purchase.

Supposedly treats ED.

[Mik]

It does a lot of things, but mainly it dilates blood vessels. I had to research it while trying to figure out why TF I got this.

[Copper]

@Horace said in An odd gift:

from a person I do not recognize.

Your new neighbor has been exposing himself ever since you moved in.

He got tired of you not noticing.

[Axtremus]

Be happy it's not this: https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3mge3/selling-bottles-of-amazon-drivers-pee

[Horace]

@Copper said in An odd gift:

@Horace said in An odd gift:

from a person I do not recognize.

Your new neighbor has been exposing himself ever since you moved in.

He got tired of you not noticing.

That's literally where my mind went. Except as an optimist I imagined a very beautiful woman as my benefactor. The first name is Kris, which could be either one.

[Copper]

Kris Kringle

Haha

[Horace]

I think I can return it for a gift card. So it's basically a free 100 dollars. I don't have the gumption to assemble it and use it. Plus I don't want to find a place to keep it.

If anybody knows who Kris L Edwards is, please let me know.

[taiwan_girl]

@Horace said in An odd gift:

If anybody knows who Kris L Edwards is, please let me know.

I think that @Kalus knows.

Kris Edwards, Senior Property Manager: Mit LED in die Zukunft

https://www.prologisgermany.de/who-we-are/people-stories/kris-edwards

[Horace]

Kalus is a likely suspect.

[89th]

I think it’s a coworker telling you that you need to upgrade your background game during zoom calls. He wants that “telescope in the background” sophisticated Frasier look.

[Horace]

@89th said in An odd gift:

I think it’s a coworker telling you that you need to upgrade your background game during zoom calls. He wants that “telescope in the background” sophisticated Frasier look.

lol. What was Frasier doing with that thing anyway?

[Mik]

@Horace said in An odd gift:

Kalus is a likely suspect.

Kalus. Isn't that a Klingon?