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  • MikM Offline
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    Mik
    wrote on last edited by
    #8

    "Now that we are inside, we can make a big pig’s breakfast of the whole thing! "

    😆

    "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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    • RenaudaR Renauda

      Sir Humphrey Appleby: The Foreign Office is pro-Europe because it’s really anti-Europe. The civil service was united in its desire to make sure that the Common Market didn’t work. That’s why we went into it. Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least 500 years: to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, French and Italians against the Germans, and the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now, when it’s worked so well?

      Jim Hacker: It’s all ancient history, surely.

      Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes, and current policy. We had to break the whole thing up, so we had to get inside. We tried to break it up from the outside, but that wouldn’t work. Now that we are inside, we can make a big pig’s breakfast of the whole thing! Set the Germans against the French, French against Italians, Italians against Dutch —The Foreign Office is terribly pleased! It’s just like old times!

      Jim Hacker: Surely we are committed to the European ideal!

      Sir Humphrey Appleby: Really, Minister!

      Jim Hacker: If not, why are we pressing for an Sir Humphrey Appleby: The Foreign Office is pro-Europe because it’s really anti-Europe. The civil service was united in its desire to make sure that the Common Market didn’t work. That’s why we went into it. Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least 500 years: to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, French and Italians against the Germans, and the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now, when it’s worked so well?

      Jim Hacker: It’s all ancient history, surely.

      Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes, and current policy. We had to break the whole thing up, so we had to get inside. We tried to break it up from the outside, but that wouldn’t work. Now that we are inside, we can make a big pig’s breakfast of the whole thing! Set the Germans against the French, French against Italians, Italians against Dutch —The Foreign Office is terribly pleased! It’s just like old times!

      Jim Hacker: Surely we are committed to the European ideal!

      Sir Humphrey Appleby: Really, Minister!

      Jim Hacker: If not, why are we pressing for an increase in membership?

      Sir Humphrey Appleby: For the same reason. It's just like the United Nations, in fact. The more members it has, the more arguments it can stir up, the more futile and impotent it becomes.

      Jim Hacker: What appalling cynicism!

      Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. We call it diplomacy, Minister.
      increase in membership?

      Sir Humphrey Appleby: For the same reason. It's just like the United Nations, in fact. The more members it has, the more arguments it can stir up, the more futile and impotent it becomes.

      Jim Hacker: What appalling cynicism!

      Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. We call it diplomacy, Minister.

      Doctor PhibesD Offline
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      Doctor Phibes
      wrote on last edited by
      #9

      @Renauda I may have said this before, but that show has got to be the best political satire ever created for TV.

      I was only joking

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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        89th8 Offline
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        wrote on last edited by
        #10

        @jon-nyc said in British Empire, summarized in one photo.:

        I remember seeing this debunked before.

        In short:

        • The dude is french
        • The locals carried sick and elderly like this
        • The woman was showing off how she could even carry this french dude

        https://medium.com/@johnkelly_17973/the-myth-of-the-british-colonial-master-and-his-infamous-piggy-back-ride-john-kelly-phd-4b6576adf60c

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        • Doctor PhibesD Offline
          Doctor PhibesD Offline
          Doctor Phibes
          wrote on last edited by
          #11

          It wouldn't be the last time that the French failed to stand on their own two feet and then blamed it all on the British.

          I was only joking

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          • RenaudaR Renauda

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: The Foreign Office is pro-Europe because it’s really anti-Europe. The civil service was united in its desire to make sure that the Common Market didn’t work. That’s why we went into it. Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least 500 years: to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, French and Italians against the Germans, and the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now, when it’s worked so well?

            Jim Hacker: It’s all ancient history, surely.

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes, and current policy. We had to break the whole thing up, so we had to get inside. We tried to break it up from the outside, but that wouldn’t work. Now that we are inside, we can make a big pig’s breakfast of the whole thing! Set the Germans against the French, French against Italians, Italians against Dutch —The Foreign Office is terribly pleased! It’s just like old times!

            Jim Hacker: Surely we are committed to the European ideal!

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: Really, Minister!

            Jim Hacker: If not, why are we pressing for an Sir Humphrey Appleby: The Foreign Office is pro-Europe because it’s really anti-Europe. The civil service was united in its desire to make sure that the Common Market didn’t work. That’s why we went into it. Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least 500 years: to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, French and Italians against the Germans, and the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now, when it’s worked so well?

            Jim Hacker: It’s all ancient history, surely.

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes, and current policy. We had to break the whole thing up, so we had to get inside. We tried to break it up from the outside, but that wouldn’t work. Now that we are inside, we can make a big pig’s breakfast of the whole thing! Set the Germans against the French, French against Italians, Italians against Dutch —The Foreign Office is terribly pleased! It’s just like old times!

            Jim Hacker: Surely we are committed to the European ideal!

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: Really, Minister!

            Jim Hacker: If not, why are we pressing for an increase in membership?

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: For the same reason. It's just like the United Nations, in fact. The more members it has, the more arguments it can stir up, the more futile and impotent it becomes.

            Jim Hacker: What appalling cynicism!

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. We call it diplomacy, Minister.
            increase in membership?

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: For the same reason. It's just like the United Nations, in fact. The more members it has, the more arguments it can stir up, the more futile and impotent it becomes.

            Jim Hacker: What appalling cynicism!

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. We call it diplomacy, Minister.

            RainmanR Offline
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            Rainman
            wrote on last edited by
            #12

            @Renauda said in British Empire, summarized in one photo.:

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: The Foreign Office is pro-Europe because it’s really anti-Europe. The civil service was united in its desire to make sure that the Common Market didn’t work. That’s why we went into it. Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least 500 years: to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, French and Italians against the Germans, and the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now, when it’s worked so well?

            Jim Hacker: It’s all ancient history, surely.

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes, and current policy. We had to break the whole thing up, so we had to get inside. We tried to break it up from the outside, but that wouldn’t work. Now that we are inside, we can make a big pig’s breakfast of the whole thing! Set the Germans against the French, French against Italians, Italians against Dutch —The Foreign Office is terribly pleased! It’s just like old times!

            Jim Hacker: Surely we are committed to the European ideal!

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: Really, Minister!

            Jim Hacker: If not, why are we pressing for an Sir Humphrey Appleby: The Foreign Office is pro-Europe because it’s really anti-Europe. The civil service was united in its desire to make sure that the Common Market didn’t work. That’s why we went into it. Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least 500 years: to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, French and Italians against the Germans, and the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now, when it’s worked so well?

            Jim Hacker: It’s all ancient history, surely.

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes, and current policy. We had to break the whole thing up, so we had to get inside. We tried to break it up from the outside, but that wouldn’t work. Now that we are inside, we can make a big pig’s breakfast of the whole thing! Set the Germans against the French, French against Italians, Italians against Dutch —The Foreign Office is terribly pleased! It’s just like old times!

            Jim Hacker: Surely we are committed to the European ideal!

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: Really, Minister!

            Jim Hacker: If not, why are we pressing for an increase in membership?

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: For the same reason. It's just like the United Nations, in fact. The more members it has, the more arguments it can stir up, the more futile and impotent it becomes.

            Jim Hacker: What appalling cynicism!

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. We call it diplomacy, Minister.
            increase in membership?

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: For the same reason. It's just like the United Nations, in fact. The more members it has, the more arguments it can stir up, the more futile and impotent it becomes.

            Jim Hacker: What appalling cynicism!

            Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. We call it diplomacy, Minister.

            Does everybody but me know what this is from? Renauda, is it one of the British sitcoms?

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            • RenaudaR Offline
              RenaudaR Offline
              Renauda
              wrote on last edited by Renauda
              #13

              Yes, Rainman.

              .***=***

              click to show

              It’s from a sitcom called Yes Minister that ran in the 1980’s. Hilarious and accurate satire

              Elbows up!

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              • RainmanR Rainman

                @Renauda said in British Empire, summarized in one photo.:

                Sir Humphrey Appleby: The Foreign Office is pro-Europe because it’s really anti-Europe. The civil service was united in its desire to make sure that the Common Market didn’t work. That’s why we went into it. Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least 500 years: to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, French and Italians against the Germans, and the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now, when it’s worked so well?

                Jim Hacker: It’s all ancient history, surely.

                Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes, and current policy. We had to break the whole thing up, so we had to get inside. We tried to break it up from the outside, but that wouldn’t work. Now that we are inside, we can make a big pig’s breakfast of the whole thing! Set the Germans against the French, French against Italians, Italians against Dutch —The Foreign Office is terribly pleased! It’s just like old times!

                Jim Hacker: Surely we are committed to the European ideal!

                Sir Humphrey Appleby: Really, Minister!

                Jim Hacker: If not, why are we pressing for an Sir Humphrey Appleby: The Foreign Office is pro-Europe because it’s really anti-Europe. The civil service was united in its desire to make sure that the Common Market didn’t work. That’s why we went into it. Britain has had the same foreign policy objective for at least 500 years: to create a disunited Europe. In that cause we have fought with the Dutch against the Spanish, with the Germans against the French, French and Italians against the Germans, and the French against the Germans and Italians. Divide and rule, you see. Why should we change now, when it’s worked so well?

                Jim Hacker: It’s all ancient history, surely.

                Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes, and current policy. We had to break the whole thing up, so we had to get inside. We tried to break it up from the outside, but that wouldn’t work. Now that we are inside, we can make a big pig’s breakfast of the whole thing! Set the Germans against the French, French against Italians, Italians against Dutch —The Foreign Office is terribly pleased! It’s just like old times!

                Jim Hacker: Surely we are committed to the European ideal!

                Sir Humphrey Appleby: Really, Minister!

                Jim Hacker: If not, why are we pressing for an increase in membership?

                Sir Humphrey Appleby: For the same reason. It's just like the United Nations, in fact. The more members it has, the more arguments it can stir up, the more futile and impotent it becomes.

                Jim Hacker: What appalling cynicism!

                Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. We call it diplomacy, Minister.
                increase in membership?

                Sir Humphrey Appleby: For the same reason. It's just like the United Nations, in fact. The more members it has, the more arguments it can stir up, the more futile and impotent it becomes.

                Jim Hacker: What appalling cynicism!

                Sir Humphrey Appleby: Yes. We call it diplomacy, Minister.

                Does everybody but me know what this is from? Renauda, is it one of the British sitcoms?

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                taiwan_girl
                wrote on last edited by
                #14

                @Rainman said in British Empire, summarized in one photo.:

                Does everybody but me know what this is from?

                👋 I had not idea either. LOL

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                • MikM Offline
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                  Mik
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #15

                  I know nothing of the show, but the humor was immediately recognizable as British.

                  "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                    Rainman
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                    #16

                    Hey, w00t!!
                    I show it available on the "britbox" channel, so I think I can watch this sitcom which "turns red tape into high art..."
                    Thanks, Renauda. I'll enjoy checking it out.

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                    • RenaudaR Offline
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                      Renauda
                      wrote on last edited by Renauda
                      #17

                      @ Rainman

                      Do not miss it or its sequel, Yes, Prime Minister.

                      Elbows up!

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