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The Coronavirus Meme Thread

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  • markM Offline
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    wrote on last edited by
    #187

    A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

    A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

    "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

    Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

    He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

    Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
    pulls back the covers.

    She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

    She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

    The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
    "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

    "Are - my - test - results - back?"

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      jon-nyc
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      #188

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      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • markM Offline
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        mark
        wrote on last edited by
        #189

        If you use your stimulus check to buy baby chickens,
        you’ll get your
        Money for Nothin’
        & your Chicks for Free

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on last edited by
          #190

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          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • jon-nycJ Online
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            jon-nyc
            wrote on last edited by
            #191

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            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • markM Offline
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              mark
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              #192

              h/t klurrs

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              • ImprovisoI Offline
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                wrote on last edited by
                #193

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                We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                • jon-nycJ Online
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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #194

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                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • George KG Offline
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                    George K
                    wrote on last edited by George K
                    #195

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • jon-nycJ Online
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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #196

                      Lol

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • jon-nycJ Online
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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #197

                        I got stung by a weird hornet back in January so I’ve probably already had murder hornets.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • 89th8 Offline
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                          @jon-nyc I believe the technical term is HORNY-19

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                          • ImprovisoI Offline
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                            Improviso
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #199

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                            We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                            Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                            • ImprovisoI Offline
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                              Improviso
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #200

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                              We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                              Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                jon-nyc
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                                #201

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #202

                                  After a quick laugh, my next thought was "Man, I remembered the mad scientist guy to be much older than that." lol

                                  I just looked it up, the actor was ~47 when this was filmed.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      George K
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                                      #204

                                      alt text

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nycJ Online
                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #205

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          jon-nyc
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                                          #206

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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