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The Coronavirus Meme Thread

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  • MikM Offline
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    Mik
    wrote on last edited by
    #186

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    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • markM Offline
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      #187

      A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

      A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

      "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

      Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

      He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

      Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
      pulls back the covers.

      She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

      She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

      The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
      "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

      "Are - my - test - results - back?"

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      • jon-nycJ Online
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        jon-nyc
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        #188

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        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • markM Offline
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          mark
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          #189

          If you use your stimulus check to buy baby chickens,
          you’ll get your
          Money for Nothin’
          & your Chicks for Free

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          • jon-nycJ Online
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            jon-nyc
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            #190

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            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • jon-nycJ Online
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              jon-nyc
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              #191

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              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • markM Offline
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                mark
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                #192

                h/t klurrs

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                • ImprovisoI Offline
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                  Improviso
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                  #193

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                  We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                  Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                  • jon-nycJ Online
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                    jon-nyc
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                    #194

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    • George KG Offline
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                      George K
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                      #195

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • jon-nycJ Online
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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #196

                        Lol

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • jon-nycJ Online
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                          jon-nyc
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                          #197

                          I got stung by a weird hornet back in January so I’ve probably already had murder hornets.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            @jon-nyc I believe the technical term is HORNY-19

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                            • ImprovisoI Offline
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                              Improviso
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                              #199

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                              We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                              Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                Improviso
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                                #200

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                                We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    After a quick laugh, my next thought was "Man, I remembered the mad scientist guy to be much older than that." lol

                                    I just looked it up, the actor was ~47 when this was filmed.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        George K
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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