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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 02:07 last edited by
    #1

    Fetch.

    8B26DF78-F92E-4F5F-9CE3-80DC618DAFFF.jpeg

    (That’s Lindsey Graham )

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      George K
      wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 02:24 last edited by
      #2

      “Your red hat is over there, near the small white balls.”

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        Larry
        wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 02:28 last edited by
        #3

        "Look at Biden over there in the weeds trying to sniff a gopher"

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 02:29 last edited by
          #4

          (Nothing to do with captions, but look at that girth on a 6’3” frame. 244lbs my ass)

          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            Catseye3
            wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 04:34 last edited by
            #5

            I had the same thought. Look at his face. It is small compared with the rest of him, and it too is carrying extra weight.

            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 10:12 last edited by jon-nyc
              #6

              “Fattest President in Living Memory, Second Fattest of All Time”

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              • J jon-nyc
                19 Jul 2020, 02:29

                (Nothing to do with captions, but look at that girth on a 6’3” frame. 244lbs my ass)

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                George K
                wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 11:32 last edited by
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                @jon-nyc said in Snarky caption contest:

                (Nothing to do with captions, but look at that girth on a 6’3” frame. 244lbs my ass)

                I was thinking the same thing. He's probably closer to 280, or more.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  Klaus
                  wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 15:48 last edited by
                  #8

                  Hey, no fat shaming!

                  I for one don't give a damn about how a politician looks.

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                    Copper
                    wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 16:38 last edited by
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                    If I remember correctly the more attractive candidate wins a disproportionate number of elections.

                    That is certainly true for presidents.

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                    • K Klaus
                      19 Jul 2020, 15:48

                      Hey, no fat shaming!

                      I for one don't give a damn about how a politician looks.

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                      Doctor Phibes
                      wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 16:42 last edited by
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                      @Klaus said in Snarky caption contest:

                      Hey, no fat shaming!

                      I for one don't give a damn about how a politician looks.

                      I'd say he's no more than a 7.

                      I was only joking

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                        Catseye3
                        wrote on 20 Jul 2020, 10:51 last edited by Catseye3
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                        "So, Roscoe, fetch my flub over there and drop it in the cup and I won't send your scrawny ass to Uzbekikraine."

                        "Sir, do you mean Afghanistan?"

                        "Yeah, that's what I said -- Afglamistan."

                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        • J jon-nyc
                          19 Jul 2020, 02:07

                          Fetch.

                          8B26DF78-F92E-4F5F-9CE3-80DC618DAFFF.jpeg

                          (That’s Lindsey Graham )

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                          Aqua Letifer
                          wrote on 21 Jul 2020, 21:45 last edited by
                          #12

                          @jon-nyc said in Snarky caption contest:

                          Fetch.

                          8B26DF78-F92E-4F5F-9CE3-80DC618DAFFF.jpeg

                          I'm serious. That's where I grabbed her. Right there.

                          Please love yourself.

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                            Axtremus
                            wrote on 7 Sept 2020, 13:38 last edited by
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