Snarky caption contest

[George K]

“Your red hat is over there, near the small white balls.”

[Larry]

"Look at Biden over there in the weeds trying to sniff a gopher"

[jon-nyc]

(Nothing to do with captions, but look at that girth on a 6’3” frame. 244lbs my ass)

[Catseye3]

I had the same thought. Look at his face. It is small compared with the rest of him, and it too is carrying extra weight.

[jon-nyc]

“Fattest President in Living Memory, Second Fattest of All Time”

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in Snarky caption contest:

(Nothing to do with captions, but look at that girth on a 6’3” frame. 244lbs my ass)

I was thinking the same thing. He's probably closer to 280, or more.

[Klaus]

Hey, no fat shaming!

I for one don't give a damn about how a politician looks.

[Copper]

If I remember correctly the more attractive candidate wins a disproportionate number of elections.

That is certainly true for presidents.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Klaus said in Snarky caption contest:

Hey, no fat shaming!

I for one don't give a damn about how a politician looks.

I'd say he's no more than a 7.

[Catseye3]

"So, Roscoe, fetch my flub over there and drop it in the cup and I won't send your scrawny ass to Uzbekikraine."

"Sir, do you mean Afghanistan?"

"Yeah, that's what I said -- Afglamistan."

[Aqua Letifer]

@jon-nyc said in Snarky caption contest:

Fetch.

I'm serious. That's where I grabbed her. Right there.

[Axtremus]