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  • 89th8 89th

    He looked like he was in his early 30s and maybe slightly on the spectrum, at least in terms of applying common sense and reciting the rules. Mature enough to hold a job but also given the duties of observing visitors and answering questions (or enforcing pee rules).

    On a related note, we were in the indoor Polar Bear exhibit and it all of a sudden smelled really bad, like someone really ripped a nasty one. Turns out someone (also with special needs) defecated on the ground.

    Come visit minnesota!

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    @89th said in Peeing at the zoo:

    Turns out someone (also with special needs) defecated on the ground.

    Sorry dude, that was me.

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    • JonJ Jon

      @89th said in Peeing at the zoo:

      Turns out someone (also with special needs) defecated on the ground.

      Sorry dude, that was me.

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      @Jon said in Peeing at the zoo:

      @89th said in Peeing at the zoo:

      Turns out someone (also with special needs) defecated on the ground.

      Sorry dude, that was me.

      Did you post it to Threads?

      Please love yourself.

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        No, my special needs involve public exposure of my defecation, not mere online bragging about it.

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          We had a similar issue with Finley at the fireworks on Tuesday. Thousands of people and 1 portapotty. I repeat 1 portapotty. The line was 50 people deep. We waited 30 minutes and I gave the kid full credit. He held it… in the end, I took him over to a light pole and told him to go for it. A guard yelled at us and asked what the hell we were doing. I replied “the same thing that Labrador just did. The kid is 3, so back off…”

          The Brad

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            If it’s any consolation @89th , Finley and I were out in front of our house while I was assembling a flower box. Our neighbor and their 8 year old daughter were out front talking with us when Finley announces “potty!” Strips off his shorts, and proceeds to run to the door naked from the waist down. The 8 year old about died…

            The Brad

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              Ha! No worries at all. Similar stories. Not sure if I'm just numb to it, but I have no shame when my 2 year old drops his shorts and pees on the nearest tree. He did it at the rodeo on Saturday and at a parade yesterday (Sunday). So far there hasn't been a single judgey look or comment other than the zoo employee.

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                Some Minnesoooooota men continue to pee outdoors their entire life, most do it discreetly, but not all.

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                  It's not just Minnesooota.

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    Why do you think I love camping?

                    The Brad

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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