Peeing at the zoo
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He looked like he was in his early 30s and maybe slightly on the spectrum, at least in terms of applying common sense and reciting the rules. Mature enough to hold a job but also given the duties of observing visitors and answering questions (or enforcing pee rules).
On a related note, we were in the indoor Polar Bear exhibit and it all of a sudden smelled really bad, like someone really ripped a nasty one. Turns out someone (also with special needs) defecated on the ground.
Come visit minnesota!
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@89th said in Peeing at the zoo:
Turns out someone (also with special needs) defecated on the ground.
Sorry dude, that was me.
@Jon said in Peeing at the zoo:
@89th said in Peeing at the zoo:
Turns out someone (also with special needs) defecated on the ground.
Sorry dude, that was me.
Did you post it to Threads?
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We had a similar issue with Finley at the fireworks on Tuesday. Thousands of people and 1 portapotty. I repeat 1 portapotty. The line was 50 people deep. We waited 30 minutes and I gave the kid full credit. He held it… in the end, I took him over to a light pole and told him to go for it. A guard yelled at us and asked what the hell we were doing. I replied “the same thing that Labrador just did. The kid is 3, so back off…”
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If it’s any consolation @89th , Finley and I were out in front of our house while I was assembling a flower box. Our neighbor and their 8 year old daughter were out front talking with us when Finley announces “potty!” Strips off his shorts, and proceeds to run to the door naked from the waist down. The 8 year old about died…
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Ha! No worries at all. Similar stories. Not sure if I'm just numb to it, but I have no shame when my 2 year old drops his shorts and pees on the nearest tree. He did it at the rodeo on Saturday and at a parade yesterday (Sunday). So far there hasn't been a single judgey look or comment other than the zoo employee.
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