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    Klaus
    wrote on 7 Aug 2020, 23:13 last edited by
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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 17 Aug 2020, 01:36 last edited by
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      Putting this one back for posterity

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      They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 17 Aug 2020, 01:36 last edited by
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        They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 26 Aug 2020, 17:54 last edited by
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          An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

          Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

          The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

          They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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          • J jon-nyc
            26 Aug 2020, 17:54

            An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

            Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

            The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

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            Catseye3
            wrote on 26 Aug 2020, 20:17 last edited by
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            @jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

            'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 28 Aug 2020, 15:42 last edited by
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              They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 24 Sept 2020, 18:37 last edited by
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                Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

                He would stop at nothing to avoid them.

                They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 12:45 last edited by
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                  They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                    Klaus
                    wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 13:12 last edited by
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                    Stay at home, wear a mask?

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 15:37 last edited by
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                      Yes.

                      They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                        1 Oct 2020, 15:37

                        Yes.

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                        mark
                        wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:17 last edited by mark 10 Jan 2020, 17:18
                        #24

                        @jon-nyc but it's a Netmask. 😷

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:18 last edited by
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                          Yes and all that probably changed with IPv6 but I still thought it was funny.

                          They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                            mark
                            wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:21 last edited by
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                            It is funny. I was just pointing out that the mask will not be a good filter. lol

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:26 last edited by
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                              ha

                              They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:27 last edited by
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                                Ax mode:

                                Stay at local host, wear a net mask?

                                /Ax mode

                                They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                  mark
                                  wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:29 last edited by
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                                  lol

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                                    Axtremus
                                    wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:39 last edited by
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                                    Yeah, the geekage is reduced because it’s stuck on IPv4.
                                    Here’s an IPv6 version:

                                    Stay at ::1
                                    Wear a 2001:1111:2222:3333::/64

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 11 Oct 2020, 12:47 last edited by
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                                      They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.

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                                        11 Oct 2020, 12:47

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                                        Axtremus
                                        wrote on 11 Oct 2020, 13:21 last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

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                                        Only if Pythagoras was stuck in two-dimensional thinking.

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                                          Klaus
                                          wrote on 11 Oct 2020, 14:13 last edited by
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                                          I believe the authors describe the distance rules as they apply on non-Euclidean manifolds.

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