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  • jon-nycJ Online
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    jon-nyc
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    #13

    I have a Frege joke for you, but you wouldn’t get the reference.

    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • jon-nycJ Online
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        #15

        Putting this one back for posterity

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        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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          • jon-nycJ Online
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            An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

            Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

            The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

              An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

              Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

              The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

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              @jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

              'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

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              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              • jon-nycJ Online
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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • jon-nycJ Online
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                  #20

                  Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

                  He would stop at nothing to avoid them.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  • jon-nycJ Online
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                    jon-nyc
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                    #21

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      Stay at home, wear a mask?

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                      • jon-nycJ Online
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                        jon-nyc
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                        #23

                        Yes.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          Yes.

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                          #24

                          @jon-nyc but it's a Netmask. 😷

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                          • jon-nycJ Online
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                            jon-nyc
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                            #25

                            Yes and all that probably changed with IPv6 but I still thought it was funny.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              It is funny. I was just pointing out that the mask will not be a good filter. lol

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                              • jon-nycJ Online
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                                jon-nyc
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                                #27

                                ha

                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                • jon-nycJ Online
                                  jon-nycJ Online
                                  jon-nyc
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                                  #28

                                  Ax mode:

                                  Stay at local host, wear a net mask?

                                  /Ax mode

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    lol

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                                    • AxtremusA Away
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                                      Axtremus
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                                      Yeah, the geekage is reduced because it’s stuck on IPv4.
                                      Here’s an IPv6 version:

                                      Stay at ::1
                                      Wear a 2001:1111:2222:3333::/64

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          Axtremus
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                                          @jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

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                                          Only if Pythagoras was stuck in two-dimensional thinking.

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