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    Horace
    wrote on 17 Jul 2020, 15:10 last edited by
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    It could just as easily be 5 if the order of operations was different than assumed. Just as the real, clever, answer requires that the grammar isn't as assumed.

    Education is extremely important.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 25 Jul 2020, 16:50 last edited by
      #13

      I have a Frege joke for you, but you wouldn’t get the reference.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        Klaus
        wrote on 7 Aug 2020, 23:13 last edited by
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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 17 Aug 2020, 01:36 last edited by
          #15

          Putting this one back for posterity

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          Only non-witches get due process.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 17 Aug 2020, 01:36 last edited by
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            Only non-witches get due process.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 26 Aug 2020, 17:54 last edited by
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              An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

              Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

              The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

              Only non-witches get due process.

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              • J jon-nyc
                26 Aug 2020, 17:54

                An Indian chief had three wives, all of which gave birth. The first had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of deer hide. The second also had a boy and the chief built her a teepee of antelope hide. When the third gave birth, the chief built her a two story teepee, made out of a hippopotamus hide. The chief then challenged the tribe to guess what had occurred.

                Many tried, unsuccessfully. Finally, one young brave declared that the third wife had given birth to twin boys. 'Correct,' said the chief. 'How did you figure it out?'

                The warrior answered, 'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

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                Catseye3
                wrote on 26 Aug 2020, 20:17 last edited by
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                @jon-nyc said in Geek jokes:

                'It's elementary. The value of the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.'

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                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 28 Aug 2020, 15:42 last edited by
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                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 24 Sept 2020, 18:37 last edited by
                    #20

                    Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?

                    He would stop at nothing to avoid them.

                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 12:45 last edited by
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                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        Klaus
                        wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 13:12 last edited by
                        #22

                        Stay at home, wear a mask?

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 15:37 last edited by
                          #23

                          Yes.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            1 Oct 2020, 15:37

                            Yes.

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                            mark
                            wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:17 last edited by mark 10 Jan 2020, 17:18
                            #24

                            @jon-nyc but it's a Netmask. 😷

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:18 last edited by
                              #25

                              Yes and all that probably changed with IPv6 but I still thought it was funny.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                mark
                                wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:21 last edited by
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                                It is funny. I was just pointing out that the mask will not be a good filter. lol

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:26 last edited by
                                  #27

                                  ha

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:27 last edited by
                                    #28

                                    Ax mode:

                                    Stay at local host, wear a net mask?

                                    /Ax mode

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      mark
                                      wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:29 last edited by
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                                      lol

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                                        Axtremus
                                        wrote on 1 Oct 2020, 17:39 last edited by
                                        #30

                                        Yeah, the geekage is reduced because it’s stuck on IPv4.
                                        Here’s an IPv6 version:

                                        Stay at ::1
                                        Wear a 2001:1111:2222:3333::/64

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 11 Oct 2020, 12:47 last edited by
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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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