So...
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 08:31 last edited by
I swapped all the labels on my wife’s spice rack. She hasn’t noticed yet...
...but the thyme is cumin.
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 09:58 last edited by
You're not going to curry any favor with her. She may wonder whether you're mint to be together.
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 10:04 last edited by
But it's actually parsley her fault, afterall, she let you into the kitchen, right? Oregano? I could be wrong.
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 10:09 last edited by
Please don't teach your kids to do this. Just enjoy them while they're young, because all too soon they're all grown up, and then terragon.
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 10:13 last edited by
I find this so surprising of you. It just doesn't chive with your personality. Was this an accident, or did you do it on pepper?
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 10:14 last edited by brenda 4 Aug 2020, 10:56
Either way, tell your wife to chili out, it's really no big dill. She should just fennel her energy into more important cornichons.
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 10:27 last edited by brenda 4 Aug 2020, 14:18
This kind of mace me wonder whether she'll think you're a bit of anise for doing this. I mean it's not like a salt, but the marjoram of marriages don't have to go through anything like this.
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 10:29 last edited by
I hope you got her some flours, it's the yeast you could do.
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 10:43 last edited by
Olive you, but I still can't bay leaf you did this to your sweet spice.
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 10:50 last edited by brenda 4 Aug 2020, 11:07
If you need to confess, see your priest. He'll
tell you to say a bunch of rosemarys and to cinnamon no more.
Onion hand, I understand your desire to be forgiven, but for your wife it's no cure forage. -
wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 11:14 last edited by brenda 4 Aug 2020, 13:36
This might sound nutmeg,, but next thing you know there will be a Hallmark cardamom for people to apologize exactly for doing this.
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 13:10 last edited by
Wow. Props, Brenda!
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 13:33 last edited by
You'll never be able to look at anise again without smiling.
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 14:14 last edited by
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 14:17 last edited by
Sometimes I have trouble sleeping. At least I had some way to pass the time last night.
Thanks, Xenon, for the first post. You timed it well!
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 14:22 last edited by
lol brenda
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 14:59 last edited by
Great Brenda
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Sometimes I have trouble sleeping. At least I had some way to pass the time last night.
Thanks, Xenon, for the first post. You timed it well!
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wrote on 8 Apr 2020, 16:51 last edited by
Boy oh boy, Brenda, that was some righteous pun ass-salt on the rest of us!