So...

[xenon]

I swapped all the labels on my wife’s spice rack. She hasn’t noticed yet...

...but the thyme is cumin.

[brenda]

You're not going to curry any favor with her. She may wonder whether you're mint to be together.

[brenda]

But it's actually parsley her fault, afterall, she let you into the kitchen, right? Oregano? I could be wrong.

[brenda]

Please don't teach your kids to do this. Just enjoy them while they're young, because all too soon they're all grown up, and then terragon.

[brenda]

I find this so surprising of you. It just doesn't chive with your personality. Was this an accident, or did you do it on pepper?

[brenda]

Either way, tell your wife to chili out, it's really no big dill. She should just fennel her energy into more important cornichons.

[brenda]

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[brenda]

This kind of mace me wonder whether she'll think you're a bit of anise for doing this. I mean it's not like a salt, but the marjoram of marriages don't have to go through anything like this.

[brenda]

I hope you got her some flours, it's the yeast you could do.

[brenda]

Olive you, but I still can't bay leaf you did this to your sweet spice.

[brenda]

If you need to confess, see your priest. He'll
tell you to say a bunch of rosemarys and to cinnamon no more.
Onion hand, I understand your desire to be forgiven, but for your wife it's no cure forage.

[brenda]

This might sound nutmeg,, but next thing you know there will be a Hallmark cardamom for people to apologize exactly for doing this.

[Mik]

Wow. Props, Brenda!

[brenda]

You'll never be able to look at anise again without smiling.

[Jolly]

[brenda]

Sometimes I have trouble sleeping. At least I had some way to pass the time last night.

Thanks, Xenon, for the first post. You timed it well!

[mark]

lol brenda

[Horace]

Great Brenda

[xenon]

@brenda
Lol, Brenda!

Sam boat here. Fell asleep early with the kiddo then woke up in the middle of the night.

[Catseye3]

Boy oh boy, Brenda, that was some righteous pun ass-salt on the rest of us!