How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?

[Doctor Phibes]

[jon-nyc]

https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-at-budweiser-attempt-to-discover-how-many-beers-it-would-take-for-dylan-mulvaney-to-pass-as-a-woman

[jon-nyc]

That escalated quickly.

[LuFins Dad]

@Jolly is going to have to stop posting about Jack Daniels….

[George K]

Nike to Anheuser Busch: "Hold my Bud Light"

[Doctor Phibes]

@George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Nike to Anheuser Busch: "Hold my Bud Light"

Perhaps I'd take Mr. London more seriously if he hadn't had plastic surgery in an attempt to look more Korean.

I know, I know, it's the message, not the messenger that's important.

[Mik]

No, sometimes it’s the messenger.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Mik said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

No, sometimes it’s the messenger.

I had to look him up. Apparently he’s found Jesus and is now anti whatever it was he used to be for.

[Axtremus]

Anyone here going to drink or not drink Bud Light based on the Mulvaney endorsement deal?

Is it good publicity or bad publicity that Anheuser Busch got you call to talk about this?

[Mik]

I don’t have their marketing research, but I know quite a few bl drinkers. None of them are going to appreciate this, so I’d say bad.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Axtremus said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Is it good publicity or bad publicity that Anheuser Busch got you call to talk about this?

It's bad.

Could be though that they're courting a different audience.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Axtremus said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Anyone here going to drink or not drink Bud Light based on the Mulvaney endorsement deal?

I'm probably more likely to have plastic surgery in attempt to look like a member of a Korean boy-band than I am to drink Bud Light.

So, that's a maybe from me.

[George K]

A brief-ish history of Dylan Mulvaney:

https://nypost.com/2023/04/06/inside-trans-star-dylan-mulvaneys-life-of-san-diego-privilege/

[Jolly]

@Aqua-Letifer said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Axtremus said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Is it good publicity or bad publicity that Anheuser Busch got you call to talk about this?

It's bad.

Could be though that they're courting a different audience.

This.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Aqua-Letifer said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

@Axtremus said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Is it good publicity or bad publicity that Anheuser Busch got you call to talk about this?

It's bad.

Could be though that they're courting a different audience.

This.

Presumably, they're concerned that most current Bud Light drinkers will be dead soon, either from old age or more likely suicide, so they need a new bunch of people willing to ingest their filth, and who better than a bunch of people who are so massively distracted by other shit that's going on in their lives that they won't notice the taste?

[Jolly]

Said by a man raised on warm beer...

[George K]

[George K]

[LuFins Dad]

@George-K said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Tranny Fluid!

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:

Tranny Fluid!