How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?
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Always remember, Operation Valkyrie was an act of sedition.
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@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
Your friends are Bud Lite drinkers?
Well, that explains a lot...
No, they're transsexuals. Credit me with some taste.
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Bud Light sales are STILL going lower. 29.5% week ending 05/20
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Now this is interesting. This is including sales going into Memorial Day Weekend, but not Memorial Day itselfā¦
https://nypost.com/2023/06/06/anheuser-buschs-bud-light-sales-drop-23-9/
Now hereās the part that people are trying to use to show that the boycottās turning around -
Sales volume ā or number of cases sold containing 12 cans or more ā was down 27.8% compared with 29.5%, marking the first time the declines didnāt grow steeper in the seven weeks that this data has been tracked,
But hereās the thingā¦ Bud Light was offering $15 rebates off any sales of a 12 pack and above. The 18-pack sells for $15. So that is free beer. Even with free beer on one of the busiest beer drinking weekends of the year, they were down 28%. That is FAR worse than last weekās 29%.
Expect them to continue offering free beer just to try to show that the numbers are turningā¦ But the really interesting thing is what happens in the fall if retailers reduce their shelf space (and they likely will). That will increase their losses substantially. We could be watching a brand completely self destruct.
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Is it possible that Bud-Light is actually a Brewster's Millions situation?
Many years ago, a young man was promised a vast fortune, all he had to do was go out of business. So he invented Bud Light, with the very reasonable assumption that nobody in their right mind would drink the stuff. But of course, man plans and God laughs. And God really had it in for this guy.
So, what the heck to do? Piss off God and Bud-Light fanbois in one fell swoop, that's what!
QED, or something.
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@Mik said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
They just continue to flail about.
So what exactly do they mean by ārealāwomen?
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@jon-nyc said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
Modelo Especial is the #2 beer in the US?
I never would have guessed.
Unless Corona (also a Grupo Modelo brand) is included in those numbers. Still a bit of a surprise.
Modelo Especial isnāt #2 anymoreā¦ At least over the last 4 weeksā¦ It will take a few more months at current sales to take over for the yearā¦
https://www.newsweek.com/bud-light-dethroned-top-selling-beer-sales-modelo-america-boycott-1804728
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"My pronouns are FA/FO." - Mik, 2024
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@Mik define long time.
The majority of distributors seem to think at least 6 more monthsā¦
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@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Mik define long time.
The majority of distributors seem to think at least 6 more monthsā¦
Six months means shelf space realignment.
Always remember, Operation Valkyrie was an act of sedition.
Warning: I post things that interest me. Read and comment at your own discretion. -
@Jolly said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@LuFins-Dad said in How quickly can Jeremy put out a light beer?:
@Mik define long time.
The majority of distributors seem to think at least 6 more monthsā¦
Six months means shelf space realignment.
Very likely they're not going to turn it around in time.
