Another Nope-Nope for George

[Catseye3]

https://laughingsquid.com/paraglider-watches-television-on-couch/

Paraglider Watches Television on a Comfy Couch While Soaring High in the Sky

[Doctor Phibes]

Nothing says 'committed to safety' quite like the phrase 'Turkish Paraglider'

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Another Nope-Nope for George:

Nothing says 'committed to safety' quite like the phrase 'Turkish Paraglider'

I forget where I heard the idea that "Turkish" is the universal amplifier.

Prison? Bad. Turkish Prison? Terribad.

Coffee? Awake. Turkish Coffee? Jacked.

Drunks? Annoying. Turkish Drunks? You're gonna lose some teeth.

[Doctor Phibes]

Whenever I look at flights to the UK on Expedia, the cheapest ones to show up are always Turkish Airlines.

I have yet to use the airline.

[George K]

Nope, nope. nope.

Was he not even wearing a seatbelt?

The lamp was a nice touch, by the way.

[Aqua Letifer]

That stunt was all that and a bag of chips!

You get it?

A bag of chips!

[Loki]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Another Nope-Nope for George:

That stunt was all that and a bag of chips!

You get it?

A bag of chips!

I like how you couched that.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Loki said in Another Nope-Nope for George:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Another Nope-Nope for George:

That stunt was all that and a bag of chips!

You get it?

A bag of chips!

I like how you couched that.

It was up in the air as to who was gonna get it!

[Renauda]

@Doctor-Phibes

Actually Turkish Airlines was one the preferred airlines for western business travellers when I was travelling into Central Asia and the Former Soviet Union in the '90's. I never heard a bad word about it from any of my colleagues who used it on a regular basis. They always looked forward to the overnight stay in Istanbul when travelling on it from Toronto or the USA.

[jon-nyc]

I took Turkish to Istanbul 20 years ago.

For Thanksgiving. Turkey. For thanksgiving. Yeah, I did that.

[Mik]

Punch line please.

[Larry]

Punch with turkey??....

[George K]

[Mik]

Yup. That's a hard no.

[Copper]

no

And no helmet, it must be fake.

[George K]

[89th]

Palms are sweaty watching that, even my calves tingled. NO THANK YOU

[jon-nyc]

Hard no on the rock, hard yes on the girl.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in Another Nope-Nope for George:

Hard no on the rock, hard yes on the girl.

Are you familiar with that location?

The rock, that is....

[Copper]

Let's say Hitler is approaching both women from above on the rock.

Donald Trump is down the bottom saying "jump! jump! I'll catch you"

Which way do they go?