Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse

The New Coffee Room

  1. TNCR
  2. General Discussion
  3. Critical Lawn Theory

Critical Lawn Theory

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved General Discussion
25 Posts 8 Posters 191 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • MikM Offline
    MikM Offline
    Mik
    wrote on last edited by
    #7

    Hard scape ftw

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

    1 Reply Last reply
    • RenaudaR Offline
      RenaudaR Offline
      Renauda
      wrote on last edited by
      #8

      Aerate the lawn then try a load of garden mix and hardy playground grass seed. Water the hell out of it and see what happens. If you’re not satisfied - then like Mik says, hardscape it. Lawns are way overrated.

      Thinking of doing away with mine- or going to a low maintenance, low water ground cover. Have half the backyard that way - don’t love it but it is always green, needs virtually no water and as of last summer after four years, is truly low maintenance. You’ll have to check what is suitable for your growing zone. It’s a cheap fix but you need to kill off your existing lawn and weeds and rent a rototiller and roller, level it and get a load of garden mix and the seed. Mix and spread. Enjoy. It will be green.

      Elbows up!

      MikM HoraceH 2 Replies Last reply
      • George KG Offline
        George KG Offline
        George K
        wrote on last edited by
        #9

        I have nothing to add other than the fact that this thread reaffirms my hatred of yard work, gardening, etc.

        Thanks for reinforcing my feelings, @Horace !

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

        1 Reply Last reply
        • RenaudaR Renauda

          Aerate the lawn then try a load of garden mix and hardy playground grass seed. Water the hell out of it and see what happens. If you’re not satisfied - then like Mik says, hardscape it. Lawns are way overrated.

          Thinking of doing away with mine- or going to a low maintenance, low water ground cover. Have half the backyard that way - don’t love it but it is always green, needs virtually no water and as of last summer after four years, is truly low maintenance. You’ll have to check what is suitable for your growing zone. It’s a cheap fix but you need to kill off your existing lawn and weeds and rent a rototiller and roller, level it and get a load of garden mix and the seed. Mix and spread. Enjoy. It will be green.

          MikM Offline
          MikM Offline
          Mik
          wrote on last edited by
          #10

          @Renauda said in Critical Lawn Theory:

          Aerate the lawn then try a load of garden mix and hardy playground grass seed. Water the hell out of it and see what happens. If you’re not satisfied - then like Mik says, hardscape it. Lawns are way overrated.

          Thinking of doing away with mine- or going to a low maintenance, low water ground cover. Have half the backyard that way - don’t love it but it is always green, needs virtually no water and as of last summer after four years, is truly low maintenance. You’ll have to check what is suitable for your growing zone. It’s a cheap fix but you need to kill off your existing lawn and weeds and rent a rototiller and roller, level it and get a load of garden mix and the seed. Mix and spread. Enjoy. It will be green.

          I’m letting clover take over my back yard. Lawns are a huge waste and bad for the ground water.

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

          RenaudaR 1 Reply Last reply
          • MikM Mik

            @Renauda said in Critical Lawn Theory:

            Aerate the lawn then try a load of garden mix and hardy playground grass seed. Water the hell out of it and see what happens. If you’re not satisfied - then like Mik says, hardscape it. Lawns are way overrated.

            Thinking of doing away with mine- or going to a low maintenance, low water ground cover. Have half the backyard that way - don’t love it but it is always green, needs virtually no water and as of last summer after four years, is truly low maintenance. You’ll have to check what is suitable for your growing zone. It’s a cheap fix but you need to kill off your existing lawn and weeds and rent a rototiller and roller, level it and get a load of garden mix and the seed. Mix and spread. Enjoy. It will be green.

            I’m letting clover take over my back yard. Lawns are a huge waste and bad for the ground water.

            RenaudaR Offline
            RenaudaR Offline
            Renauda
            wrote on last edited by
            #11

            @Mik

            Most of my no maintenance lawn cover is clover. Don’t mind it at all. Always green.

            Elbows up!

            Catseye3C 1 Reply Last reply
            • MikM Offline
              MikM Offline
              Mik
              wrote on last edited by
              #12

              Good for the bees, too.

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

              1 Reply Last reply
              • CopperC Offline
                CopperC Offline
                Copper
                wrote on last edited by
                #13

                Is the problem too much water, or not enough?

                It looks like the brown areas are at the lower elevations. The lower elevations are usually wetter - the water runs downhill. So, maybe too much water.

                Too much water can prevent needed air from getting to the roots. It will also slow root growth. The roots will grow to get to the water in the soil. If they don't need to grow, they won't, at least not as much.

                I can never figure out whether my problem is too much or too little.

                Since the base under the sod is so new, the brown areas might be firmer and don't hold the water, so there is not enough on the brown areas. If that is the case, aeration might help loosen the soil. Annual aeration is usually a good idea anyway.

                RenaudaR 1 Reply Last reply
                • CopperC Copper

                  Is the problem too much water, or not enough?

                  It looks like the brown areas are at the lower elevations. The lower elevations are usually wetter - the water runs downhill. So, maybe too much water.

                  Too much water can prevent needed air from getting to the roots. It will also slow root growth. The roots will grow to get to the water in the soil. If they don't need to grow, they won't, at least not as much.

                  I can never figure out whether my problem is too much or too little.

                  Since the base under the sod is so new, the brown areas might be firmer and don't hold the water, so there is not enough on the brown areas. If that is the case, aeration might help loosen the soil. Annual aeration is usually a good idea anyway.

                  RenaudaR Offline
                  RenaudaR Offline
                  Renauda
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #14

                  @Copper

                  Never heard of too much water on lawn grass. At least not in this part of the continent.

                  I do agree though about aerating lawns annually.

                  Elbows up!

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  • RenaudaR Renauda

                    @Mik

                    Most of my no maintenance lawn cover is clover. Don’t mind it at all. Always green.

                    Catseye3C Offline
                    Catseye3C Offline
                    Catseye3
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #15

                    @Renauda said in Critical Lawn Theory:

                    Most of my no maintenance lawn cover is clover.

                    Mik, does clover spread?

                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    • MikM Offline
                      MikM Offline
                      Mik
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #16

                      It does if you let it.

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      • F Friday

                        Fungus?

                        JollyJ Offline
                        JollyJ Offline
                        Jolly
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #17

                        @Friday said in Critical Lawn Theory:

                        Fungus?

                        Most likely, with dog urine providing the fertilizer.

                        I went back and looked, because I was wondering if he had St. Augustine grass. Sometimes, that will brown spot for different reasons.

                        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

                        HoraceH 1 Reply Last reply
                        • JollyJ Jolly

                          @Friday said in Critical Lawn Theory:

                          Fungus?

                          Most likely, with dog urine providing the fertilizer.

                          I went back and looked, because I was wondering if he had St. Augustine grass. Sometimes, that will brown spot for different reasons.

                          HoraceH Offline
                          HoraceH Offline
                          Horace
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #18

                          @Jolly said in Critical Lawn Theory:

                          @Friday said in Critical Lawn Theory:

                          Fungus?

                          Most likely, with dog urine providing the fertilizer.

                          I went back and looked, because I was wondering if he had St. Augustine grass. Sometimes, that will brown spot for different reasons.

                          Yes, that's what it is.

                          Education is extremely important.

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          • RenaudaR Renauda

                            Aerate the lawn then try a load of garden mix and hardy playground grass seed. Water the hell out of it and see what happens. If you’re not satisfied - then like Mik says, hardscape it. Lawns are way overrated.

                            Thinking of doing away with mine- or going to a low maintenance, low water ground cover. Have half the backyard that way - don’t love it but it is always green, needs virtually no water and as of last summer after four years, is truly low maintenance. You’ll have to check what is suitable for your growing zone. It’s a cheap fix but you need to kill off your existing lawn and weeds and rent a rototiller and roller, level it and get a load of garden mix and the seed. Mix and spread. Enjoy. It will be green.

                            HoraceH Offline
                            HoraceH Offline
                            Horace
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #19

                            @Renauda said in Critical Lawn Theory:

                            Aerate the lawn then try a load of garden mix and hardy playground grass seed. Water the hell out of it and see what happens. If you’re not satisfied - then like Mik says, hardscape it. Lawns are way overrated.

                            HOA rules are that I have to use their grass. I'll try aerating and fertilizing.

                            Education is extremely important.

                            RenaudaR 1 Reply Last reply
                            • HoraceH Horace

                              @Renauda said in Critical Lawn Theory:

                              Aerate the lawn then try a load of garden mix and hardy playground grass seed. Water the hell out of it and see what happens. If you’re not satisfied - then like Mik says, hardscape it. Lawns are way overrated.

                              HOA rules are that I have to use their grass. I'll try aerating and fertilizing.

                              RenaudaR Offline
                              RenaudaR Offline
                              Renauda
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #20

                              @Horace

                              Interesting. Is there something that makes their grass seed mix special?

                              I have no experience with HOAs. I think they probably exist here but only in outlying subdivisions built in the last twenty five years.

                              Elbows up!

                              JollyJ HoraceH 2 Replies Last reply
                              • RenaudaR Renauda

                                @Horace

                                Interesting. Is there something that makes their grass seed mix special?

                                I have no experience with HOAs. I think they probably exist here but only in outlying subdivisions built in the last twenty five years.

                                JollyJ Offline
                                JollyJ Offline
                                Jolly
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #21

                                @Renauda said in Critical Lawn Theory:

                                @Horace

                                Interesting. Is there something that makes their grass seed mix special?

                                I have no experience with HOAs. I think they probably exist here but only in outlying subdivisions built in the last twenty five years.

                                I think Mik is the expert. IIRC, he sits on his HOA board...

                                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

                                Catseye3C 1 Reply Last reply
                                • JollyJ Jolly

                                  @Renauda said in Critical Lawn Theory:

                                  @Horace

                                  Interesting. Is there something that makes their grass seed mix special?

                                  I have no experience with HOAs. I think they probably exist here but only in outlying subdivisions built in the last twenty five years.

                                  I think Mik is the expert. IIRC, he sits on his HOA board...

                                  Catseye3C Offline
                                  Catseye3C Offline
                                  Catseye3
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #22

                                  @Jolly said in Critical Lawn Theory:

                                  I think Mik is the expert. IIRC, he sits on his HOA board...

                                  And Copper on his, am I right?

                                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

                                  CopperC 1 Reply Last reply
                                  • JollyJ Offline
                                    JollyJ Offline
                                    Jolly
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #23

                                    Dunno...

                                    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

                                    1 Reply Last reply
                                    • RenaudaR Renauda

                                      @Horace

                                      Interesting. Is there something that makes their grass seed mix special?

                                      I have no experience with HOAs. I think they probably exist here but only in outlying subdivisions built in the last twenty five years.

                                      HoraceH Offline
                                      HoraceH Offline
                                      Horace
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #24

                                      @Renauda said in Critical Lawn Theory:

                                      @Horace

                                      Interesting. Is there something that makes their grass seed mix special?

                                      I am told that some other grass is considered invasive, including Kentucky blue grass. To remove risk, they dictate exactly what you must use.

                                      Education is extremely important.

                                      1 Reply Last reply
                                      • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                        @Jolly said in Critical Lawn Theory:

                                        I think Mik is the expert. IIRC, he sits on his HOA board...

                                        And Copper on his, am I right?

                                        CopperC Offline
                                        CopperC Offline
                                        Copper
                                        wrote on last edited by Copper
                                        #25

                                        @Catseye3 said in Critical Lawn Theory:

                                        And Copper on his, am I right?

                                        Chairman of the Communication Committee

                                        I manage the Facebook group and web site.

                                        And the welcome committee, which is the group who hand out coupons and a bottle of wine to new residents

                                        And I know where the HOA rules are.

                                        Here's one that surprises a lot of people: All roof vents shall be either painted black or another color matching the roof.

                                        There are no white PVC pipes coming through our roofs, we are upscale!

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        Reply
                                        • Reply as topic
                                        Log in to reply
                                        • Oldest to Newest
                                        • Newest to Oldest
                                        • Most Votes


                                        • Login

                                        • Don't have an account? Register

                                        • Login or register to search.
                                        • First post
                                          Last post
                                        0
                                        • Categories
                                        • Recent
                                        • Tags
                                        • Popular
                                        • Users
                                        • Groups