Woke Disney
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@Copper said in Woke Disney:
The new Peter Pan
Disney is doomed
Peter Pan is now Indian
Tinkerbell is black
The Lost Boys now have girls among them
Truly a reflection of the UK in 1911, exactly as JM Barrie envisioned
Go woke, go broke.
Maybe we get a Caucasian Mowgli next?
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Fucking hell.
@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
Fucking hell.
You're right. The idea that you could get anywhere near to hitting a flying child with a cannonball is frankly laughable.
Unless of course their balls were covered in pixie dust.
I was only joking
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Anyway, as I believe I may have mentioned before, Disney put a fucking gopher in 100 acre wood and gave Winnie the Pooh a fucking colonial accent.
You guys didn't complain about that steaming piece of excrement.
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@Axtremus said in Woke Disney:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
What's next, …
LGBTQ+ lost boys?
Wait, I thought those were the lost boys.
Modern life is so confusing.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
Fucking hell.
You're right. The idea that you could get anywhere near to hitting a flying child with a cannonball is frankly laughable.
Unless of course their balls were covered in pixie dust.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
Fucking hell.
You're right. The idea that you could get anywhere near to hitting a flying child with a cannonball is frankly laughable.
Unless of course their balls were covered in pixie dust.
Ok, Ax.
I freaking love Peter Pan, it's a brilliant story. And it can totally work with Pan being Indian, black, whatever. But you don't just slap an ethnic kid in the role and say, "we've improved the story!" That's fucking obscene.
Another weird thing is that the point of the story's gotten lost in the sauce over the decades. Pan's not that great of a guy. The lost boys dressed up as animals because they lived like animals. There's a reason Wendy, John and Michael went home and didn't stay in Neverland.
Woke stories idolizing Pan are oddly prophetic if you know anything about the story and woke ideology.
Please love yourself.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
Fucking hell.
You're right. The idea that you could get anywhere near to hitting a flying child with a cannonball is frankly laughable.
Unless of course their balls were covered in pixie dust.
Ok, Ax.
I freaking love Peter Pan, it's a brilliant story. And it can totally work with Pan being Indian, black, whatever. But you don't just slap an ethnic kid in the role and say, "we've improved the story!" That's fucking obscene.
Another weird thing is that the point of the story's gotten lost in the sauce over the decades. Pan's not that great of a guy. The lost boys dressed up as animals because they lived like animals. There's a reason Wendy, John and Michael went home and didn't stay in Neverland.
Woke stories idolizing Pan are oddly prophetic if you know anything about the story and woke ideology.
@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
I freaking love Peter Pan, it's a brilliant story. And it can totally work with Pan being Indian, black, whatever. But you don't just slap an ethnic kid in the role and say, "we've improved the story!" That's fucking obscene.
Disney has been "improving" classic children's fiction ever since they started making movies.
Like a said, there's no gophers in England hanging out with the talking teddy bears and psychotic stuffed tiggers.
If more people read the actual books perhaps they'd be aware of this.
I was only joking
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
Fucking hell.
You're right. The idea that you could get anywhere near to hitting a flying child with a cannonball is frankly laughable.
Unless of course their balls were covered in pixie dust.
Ok, Ax.
I freaking love Peter Pan, it's a brilliant story. And it can totally work with Pan being Indian, black, whatever. But you don't just slap an ethnic kid in the role and say, "we've improved the story!" That's fucking obscene.
Another weird thing is that the point of the story's gotten lost in the sauce over the decades. Pan's not that great of a guy. The lost boys dressed up as animals because they lived like animals. There's a reason Wendy, John and Michael went home and didn't stay in Neverland.
Woke stories idolizing Pan are oddly prophetic if you know anything about the story and woke ideology.
@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
Fucking hell.
You're right. The idea that you could get anywhere near to hitting a flying child with a cannonball is frankly laughable.
Unless of course their balls were covered in pixie dust.
I freaking love Peter Pan, it's a brilliant story. And it can totally work with Pan being Indian, black, whatever. But you don't just slap an ethnic kid in the role and say, "we've improved the story!" That's fucking obscene.
That, right there.
I have no issue with making the characters ethnic. It probably is good for kids to see characters that look like them, although I think that's overrated too. Aren’t we striving for a society where ethic or racial types don’t matter? Nonetheless, if it doesn't compromise the storytelling it's probably ok. But to claim some moral victory is vacuous.
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Almost all of the classic fairy tales have a serious and in some cases dark and disturbing side to them.
Walt Disney covered them all in saccharine to make them more "family friendly", and foisted modern American moral and cultural values on us along with them.
The only difference now is that it's going in a direction that some people don't like.
I was only joking
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I do have an issue with departing from the author's vision. S/he created it; producers have a moral obligation to remain faithful to the author's intention. And like Aqua said, to do otherwise for PC is obscene. If movie makers want to create movies featuring other races, have at it, no problem, but let 'em write a new story.
Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka
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@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
I freaking love Peter Pan, it's a brilliant story. And it can totally work with Pan being Indian, black, whatever. But you don't just slap an ethnic kid in the role and say, "we've improved the story!" That's fucking obscene.
Disney has been "improving" classic children's fiction ever since they started making movies.
Like a said, there's no gophers in England hanging out with the talking teddy bears and psychotic stuffed tiggers.
If more people read the actual books perhaps they'd be aware of this.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
I freaking love Peter Pan, it's a brilliant story. And it can totally work with Pan being Indian, black, whatever. But you don't just slap an ethnic kid in the role and say, "we've improved the story!" That's fucking obscene.
Disney has been "improving" classic children's fiction ever since they started making movies.
And they used to do a great job of it. I'm friends with a guy who drew a lot of the stuff for Aladdin. The Disney of today can't hold a candle to what they had before, and their approach to storytelling has radically changed for the worse since the late 90s.
Please love yourself.
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Almost all of the classic fairy tales have a serious and in some cases dark and disturbing side to them.
Walt Disney covered them all in saccharine to make them more "family friendly", and foisted modern American moral and cultural values on us along with them.
The only difference now is that it's going in a direction that some people don't like.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
The only difference now is that it's going in a direction that some people don't like.
That's completely untrue. Can you really not tell the difference between the original stories, what Walt's Disney created, and today's woke injections? You're not just swapping one thing for another.
Please love yourself.
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I do have an issue with departing from the author's vision. S/he created it; producers have a moral obligation to remain faithful to the author's intention. And like Aqua said, to do otherwise for PC is obscene. If movie makers want to create movies featuring other races, have at it, no problem, but let 'em write a new story.
@Catseye3 said in Woke Disney:
I do have an issue with departing from the author's vision. S/he created it; producers have a moral obligation to remain faithful to the author's intention. And like Aqua said, to do otherwise for PC is obscene. If movie makers want to create movies featuring other races, have at it, no problem, but let 'em write a new story.
If you're going to portray ethnic minorities, at least have the decency to use a white actor dressed up to look foreign like they did in the old days.
Honestly, I won't watch this PC stuff, but I don't think Disney has ever been an organization particularly interested in artistic integrity.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
The only difference now is that it's going in a direction that some people don't like.
That's completely untrue. Can you really not tell the difference between the original stories, what Walt's Disney created, and today's woke injections? You're not just swapping one thing for another.
@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
The only difference now is that it's going in a direction that some people don't like.
That's completely untrue. Can you really not tell the difference between the original stories, what Walt's Disney created, and today's woke injections? You're not just swapping one thing for another.
To be honest, I find much of the old Disney to be vomit-inducing. Aladdin was a great movie, primarily because of Robin Williams, but a lot of those old cartoons are pretty nasty. And not in a good way.
The original Jungle Book movie was great, mainly because of the music - did it really reflect what Kipling intended?
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@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
The only difference now is that it's going in a direction that some people don't like.
That's completely untrue. Can you really not tell the difference between the original stories, what Walt's Disney created, and today's woke injections? You're not just swapping one thing for another.
To be honest, I find much of the old Disney to be vomit-inducing. Aladdin was a great movie, primarily because of Robin Williams, but a lot of those old cartoons are pretty nasty. And not in a good way.
The original Jungle Book movie was great, mainly because of the music - did it really reflect what Kipling intended?
@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
The only difference now is that it's going in a direction that some people don't like.
That's completely untrue. Can you really not tell the difference between the original stories, what Walt's Disney created, and today's woke injections? You're not just swapping one thing for another.
To be honest, I find much of the old Disney to be vomit-inducing. Aladdin was a great movie, primarily because of Robin Williams, but a lot of those old cartoons are pretty nasty. And not in a good way.
That's all you're focusing on, though, that's all you're deciding to look at. You're looking at the red-faced chief in Peter Pan and deciding that's all the movie is.
Yes absolutely, that portrayal was culturally ignorant, insensitive, and racist. But other parts of the movie were brilliant. I'm not saying that makes it okay, or that one negates the other.
I'm saying today's Disney movies aren't brilliant at all. There's no real storytelling going on. You can see that through their lack of staying power and the fact that they literally have a different playbook they're operating under.
The new stories aren't bad because they're woke. They're bad because the stories are bad, and the woke shit on top of that isn't doing them any favors.
Please love yourself.
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During childhood one of my favorite books was The Jungle Book. I redd it many times, knew it by heart. I was sooo excited to anticipate the movie! And sooo bitterly disappointed to discover it was a cartoon -- a freaking cartoon.
Damn their eyes.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
The only difference now is that it's going in a direction that some people don't like.
That's completely untrue. Can you really not tell the difference between the original stories, what Walt's Disney created, and today's woke injections? You're not just swapping one thing for another.
To be honest, I find much of the old Disney to be vomit-inducing. Aladdin was a great movie, primarily because of Robin Williams, but a lot of those old cartoons are pretty nasty. And not in a good way.
That's all you're focusing on, though, that's all you're deciding to look at. You're looking at the red-faced chief in Peter Pan and deciding that's all the movie is.
Yes absolutely, that portrayal was culturally ignorant, insensitive, and racist. But other parts of the movie were brilliant. I'm not saying that makes it okay, or that one negates the other.
I'm saying today's Disney movies aren't brilliant at all. There's no real storytelling going on. You can see that through their lack of staying power and the fact that they literally have a different playbook they're operating under.
The new stories aren't bad because they're woke. They're bad because the stories are bad, and the woke shit on top of that isn't doing them any favors.
@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
I'm saying today's Disney movies aren't brilliant at all. There's no real storytelling going on. You can see that through their lack of staying power and the fact that they literally have a different playbook they're operating under.
The new stories aren't bad because they're woke. They're bad because the stories are bad, and the woke shit on top of that isn't doing them any favors.Well, that's a different issue. This thread is really about the awfulness of wokeness, not the awfulness of modern Disney.
I haven't watched much Disney of late as my kids are too old, but some of the Pixar stuff that I remember was great - that's not really Disney, perhaps....
I was only joking
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@Aqua-Letifer said in Woke Disney:
I'm saying today's Disney movies aren't brilliant at all. There's no real storytelling going on. You can see that through their lack of staying power and the fact that they literally have a different playbook they're operating under.
The new stories aren't bad because they're woke. They're bad because the stories are bad, and the woke shit on top of that isn't doing them any favors.Well, that's a different issue. This thread is really about the awfulness of wokeness, not the awfulness of modern Disney.
I haven't watched much Disney of late as my kids are too old, but some of the Pixar stuff that I remember was great - that's not really Disney, perhaps....
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@Copper said in Woke Disney:
@Doctor-Phibes said in Woke Disney:
Pixar
I believe Buzz Lightyear came out
Sorry
That's ok, as long as they don't show his Woody.
