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  • M Mik
    13 Oct 2022, 19:47

    My idea of hell.

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    Aqua Letifer
    wrote on 13 Oct 2022, 20:59 last edited by
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    @Mik said in Frozen Pizza:

    My idea of hell.

    Frozen pizza science has achieved new heights in the past decade or so. Some of the stuff is actually pretty good.

    That said, no fucking way. You might as well make a salt and Crisco smoothie and call it a day.

    Please love yourself.

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      13 Oct 2022, 19:47

      My idea of hell.

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      George K
      wrote on 13 Oct 2022, 21:00 last edited by
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      @Mik said in Frozen Pizza:

      My idea of hell.

      Home Run Inn frozen pizza is actually quite good - esp the thin crust.

      Think of it as the Skyline of frozen pizzas.

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 13 Oct 2022, 21:01 last edited by
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        Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.

        Only non-witches get due process.

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        • G George K
          13 Oct 2022, 21:00

          @Mik said in Frozen Pizza:

          My idea of hell.

          Home Run Inn frozen pizza is actually quite good - esp the thin crust.

          Think of it as the Skyline of frozen pizzas.

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          wrote on 13 Oct 2022, 23:44 last edited by
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          @George-K said in Frozen Pizza:

          @Mik said in Frozen Pizza:

          My idea of hell.

          Home Run Inn frozen pizza is actually quite good - esp the thin crust.

          Think of it as the Skyline of frozen pizzas.

          Blasphemy.

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          • J jon-nyc
            13 Oct 2022, 21:01

            Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.

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            Horace
            wrote on 13 Oct 2022, 23:51 last edited by
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            @jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:

            Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.

            Which you eat with a fork.

            Education is extremely important.

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            • H Horace
              13 Oct 2022, 23:51

              @jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:

              Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.

              Which you eat with a fork.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 14 Oct 2022, 00:20 last edited by
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              @Horace said in Frozen Pizza:

              @jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:

              Every once in a while I forget how damn salty they are and buy one. I regret it after the first couple of bites.

              Which you eat with a fork.

              And a knife. Always have, even in the college dorm.

              Go ahead, give me all you got. I’ve heard it all before.

              Only non-witches get due process.

              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                Mik
                wrote on 14 Oct 2022, 00:31 last edited by
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                The most I will grudgingly give frozen pizzas is they are better than starvation.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  kluurs
                  wrote on 14 Oct 2022, 00:49 last edited by
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                  I'll second George's tolerance of Home Run Pizza, the ultra thin crust. When desperate for a hot meal in under 9 minutes (air fryer), we'll go with that - sometimes tossing some tomatoes on the sausage pizza. It's not the same as a real pizza - but we keep a couple in one of our freezers. My wife lives for freezers and freezing/frozen food. We have 5 freezers.

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                  • K kluurs
                    14 Oct 2022, 00:49

                    I'll second George's tolerance of Home Run Pizza, the ultra thin crust. When desperate for a hot meal in under 9 minutes (air fryer), we'll go with that - sometimes tossing some tomatoes on the sausage pizza. It's not the same as a real pizza - but we keep a couple in one of our freezers. My wife lives for freezers and freezing/frozen food. We have 5 freezers.

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                    George K
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                    @kluurs said in Frozen Pizza:

                    I'll second George's tolerance of Home Run Pizza, the ultra thin crust.

                    Thank you.

                    Home Run Inn frozen is very similar to Home Run Inn fresh-made. Yeah, there's some differences, but it's close enough to be tolerable. All the others have their own style, taste, etc. All of those are self-invented, not based on a real pizza place.

                    Well, not all, but many. I've heard that Lou Malnatti's and a few others are close to the real thing.

                    Props to HRI for at least trying to authentic to their brand.

                    A small (6") ultra-thin HRI pizza has about 900 mg of sodium. It's a lot, but not ridiculous.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Copper
                      wrote on 14 Oct 2022, 01:48 last edited by
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                      I use to like frozen Stouffer's French Bread pizza, but it is probably 30-40 years since I have had it.

                      Sometimes now I'll get the uncooked fresh refrigerated pizza that is in the deli section. That is kind of like frozen pizza, but it isn't frozen.

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                        bachophile
                        wrote on 14 Oct 2022, 11:06 last edited by
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                        At our place, we buy ready made pizza dough and then just add the tomato sauce and cheese and toppings we want, into the oven for about 12 minutes and it’s fine for home made pizza. We don’t do frozen pizza.

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                          89th
                          wrote on 14 Oct 2022, 19:30 last edited by
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                          We enjoy a Jack's (thincrust) or DiGiorno, probably about 6 times each year. Delicious and convenient.

                          That being said, we make pizzas every friday night from almost-scratch. We buy the dough from Trader Joe's and roll it out. We've done it nearly every Friday for the past 10 years!

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                            89th
                            wrote on 15 Oct 2022, 00:32 last edited by
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                              89th
                              wrote on 15 Oct 2022, 00:32 last edited by 89th
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                              Above was tonight’s pizza

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                                15 Oct 2022, 00:32

                                Above was tonight’s pizza

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                                Renauda
                                wrote on 15 Oct 2022, 00:33 last edited by
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                                @89th

                                Looks tasty.

                                Elbows up!

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                                  15 Oct 2022, 00:32

                                  Above was tonight’s pizza

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 15 Oct 2022, 00:39 last edited by George K
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                                  @89th that looks wonderful.

                                  What kind of sauce did you use?

                                  ETA: Moar deets on the process...in the "Cookbook" thread might be a good place.

                                  I'm tempted...

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 15 Oct 2022, 01:54 last edited by
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                                    I’d hit that pizza.

                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      Horace
                                      wrote on 15 Oct 2022, 02:07 last edited by
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                                      Looks good.

                                      Education is extremely important.

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                                      • J jon-nyc
                                        15 Oct 2022, 01:54

                                        I’d hit that pizza.

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                                        Horace
                                        wrote on 15 Oct 2022, 02:09 last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc said in Frozen Pizza:

                                        I’d hit that pizza.

                                        You would slowly and carefully cut it into bite sized morsels, chewing each 40 times before washing it down with room temperature mineral water, then a dab on each corner of your mouth with a spotless cloth napkin. Replaced with a new one after each bite.

                                        Education is extremely important.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 15 Oct 2022, 02:21 last edited by
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                                          Sparkling water. Philistine.

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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