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    Doctor Phibes
    wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 18:05 last edited by
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    So, the house we were supposed to move into in 3 weeks time isn't hooked up to the sewer after all, as the listing said.

    Worse, it's a 5-bedroom house with a septic system suitable for 4 bedrooms, and the bank don't like that at all, to the point where they may not give a mortgage. We're having the system tested, but in the words of George Lucas I've got a bad feeling about this. Our current house already failed its Title 5, so we're having to pay for 1 new septic. I sure as hell can't afford to pay for two.

    Ours went on the market yesterday. I was worried about having two houses - now it looks like we might not have any....

    I was only joking

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      2 Sept 2022, 18:05

      So, the house we were supposed to move into in 3 weeks time isn't hooked up to the sewer after all, as the listing said.

      Worse, it's a 5-bedroom house with a septic system suitable for 4 bedrooms, and the bank don't like that at all, to the point where they may not give a mortgage. We're having the system tested, but in the words of George Lucas I've got a bad feeling about this. Our current house already failed its Title 5, so we're having to pay for 1 new septic. I sure as hell can't afford to pay for two.

      Ours went on the market yesterday. I was worried about having two houses - now it looks like we might not have any....

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      LuFins Dad
      wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 18:11 last edited by
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      @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

      So, the house we were supposed to move into in 3 weeks time isn't hooked up to the sewer after all, as the listing said.

      Worse, it's a 5-bedroom house with a septic system suitable for 4 bedrooms, and the bank don't like that at all, to the point where they may not give a mortgage. We're having the system tested, but in the words of George Lucas I've got a bad feeling about this. Our current house already failed its Title 5, so we're having to pay for 1 new septic. I sure as hell can't afford to pay for two.

      Ours went on the market yesterday. I was worried about having two houses - now it looks like we might not have any....

      Ugh. Sorry to hear that.

      The Brad

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      • D Doctor Phibes
        2 Sept 2022, 18:05

        So, the house we were supposed to move into in 3 weeks time isn't hooked up to the sewer after all, as the listing said.

        Worse, it's a 5-bedroom house with a septic system suitable for 4 bedrooms, and the bank don't like that at all, to the point where they may not give a mortgage. We're having the system tested, but in the words of George Lucas I've got a bad feeling about this. Our current house already failed its Title 5, so we're having to pay for 1 new septic. I sure as hell can't afford to pay for two.

        Ours went on the market yesterday. I was worried about having two houses - now it looks like we might not have any....

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        89th
        wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 18:15 last edited by
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        @Doctor-Phibes Wow, I presumed the septic system (whether 4 or 5 bedrooms) is mainly based on the expected volume and frequency to empty it. What does testing it mean? And yes, I know that question is prime meat for a good joke.

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          2 Sept 2022, 18:11

          @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

          So, the house we were supposed to move into in 3 weeks time isn't hooked up to the sewer after all, as the listing said.

          Worse, it's a 5-bedroom house with a septic system suitable for 4 bedrooms, and the bank don't like that at all, to the point where they may not give a mortgage. We're having the system tested, but in the words of George Lucas I've got a bad feeling about this. Our current house already failed its Title 5, so we're having to pay for 1 new septic. I sure as hell can't afford to pay for two.

          Ours went on the market yesterday. I was worried about having two houses - now it looks like we might not have any....

          Ugh. Sorry to hear that.

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          Doctor Phibes
          wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 18:15 last edited by
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          @LuFins-Dad said in Bad timing:

          @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

          So, the house we were supposed to move into in 3 weeks time isn't hooked up to the sewer after all, as the listing said.

          Worse, it's a 5-bedroom house with a septic system suitable for 4 bedrooms, and the bank don't like that at all, to the point where they may not give a mortgage. We're having the system tested, but in the words of George Lucas I've got a bad feeling about this. Our current house already failed its Title 5, so we're having to pay for 1 new septic. I sure as hell can't afford to pay for two.

          Ours went on the market yesterday. I was worried about having two houses - now it looks like we might not have any....

          Ugh. Sorry to hear that.

          Buying a house seems so much more stressful when you already own one - in the past I've always been a first-time buyer - three times in total....

          I was only joking

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          • D Doctor Phibes
            2 Sept 2022, 18:15

            @LuFins-Dad said in Bad timing:

            @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

            So, the house we were supposed to move into in 3 weeks time isn't hooked up to the sewer after all, as the listing said.

            Worse, it's a 5-bedroom house with a septic system suitable for 4 bedrooms, and the bank don't like that at all, to the point where they may not give a mortgage. We're having the system tested, but in the words of George Lucas I've got a bad feeling about this. Our current house already failed its Title 5, so we're having to pay for 1 new septic. I sure as hell can't afford to pay for two.

            Ours went on the market yesterday. I was worried about having two houses - now it looks like we might not have any....

            Ugh. Sorry to hear that.

            Buying a house seems so much more stressful when you already own one - in the past I've always been a first-time buyer - three times in total....

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            George K
            wrote on 2 Sept 2022, 18:42 last edited by
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            @Doctor-Phibes oh, man, that's terrible.

            It's good that you're not buying a potential disaster, but the thought of having to redo your septic is terrible. OTOH, with it being defective, it probably makes your place unsellable.

            I've sold 3 houses - none of the experiences were was remotely pleasant.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Horace
              wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 12:36 last edited by
              #102

              That sounds very stressful. Sorry for all the bad luck with the septic systems Phibes.

              Education is extremely important.

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                Horace
                wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 12:41 last edited by
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                My sale closed yesterday and I’m homeless now. In AZ on the way to TX. 19 more hours. We slept in the car, through an exciting thunderstorm with 60 mph winds. Knocked the power out of this whole highway rest stop area. But it’s calm now and the power is restored. It’s going to be very hot this week here in AZ, up to 110. But Houston will be better, only 85.

                Education is extremely important.

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                • H Horace
                  3 Sept 2022, 12:36

                  That sounds very stressful. Sorry for all the bad luck with the septic systems Phibes.

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                  Doctor Phibes
                  wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 12:43 last edited by
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                  @Horace said in Bad timing:

                  That sounds very stressful. Sorry for all the bad luck with the septic systems Phibes.

                  Thanks - it's certainly not ideal. I don't understand why they don't build sewers. It's bloody stupid in built up areas.

                  I was only joking

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                  • D Doctor Phibes
                    3 Sept 2022, 12:43

                    @Horace said in Bad timing:

                    That sounds very stressful. Sorry for all the bad luck with the septic systems Phibes.

                    Thanks - it's certainly not ideal. I don't understand why they don't build sewers. It's bloody stupid in built up areas.

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                    Ivorythumper
                    wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 14:39 last edited by
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                    @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

                    @Horace said in Bad timing:

                    That sounds very stressful. Sorry for all the bad luck with the septic systems Phibes.

                    Thanks - it's certainly not ideal. I don't understand why they don't build sewers. It's bloody stupid in built up areas.

                    When was the house built? Ours was 1928, with a sewer system.

                    Btw for $20/year we got an underground utility rider on the homeowners insurance that covers repairs up to $25,000. For a 100 year old terracotta sewer system seems like cheap insurance….

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                    • I Ivorythumper
                      3 Sept 2022, 14:39

                      @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

                      @Horace said in Bad timing:

                      That sounds very stressful. Sorry for all the bad luck with the septic systems Phibes.

                      Thanks - it's certainly not ideal. I don't understand why they don't build sewers. It's bloody stupid in built up areas.

                      When was the house built? Ours was 1928, with a sewer system.

                      Btw for $20/year we got an underground utility rider on the homeowners insurance that covers repairs up to $25,000. For a 100 year old terracotta sewer system seems like cheap insurance….

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                      Doctor Phibes
                      wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 15:02 last edited by
                      #106

                      @Ivorythumper our current one is 1988, the next one is 1962.

                      I was only joking

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                        3 Sept 2022, 15:02

                        @Ivorythumper our current one is 1988, the next one is 1962.

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                        Ivorythumper
                        wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 15:26 last edited by
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                        @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

                        @Ivorythumper our current one is 1988, the next one is 1962.

                        I’m surprised a recent housing development in a major urban area would allow septic. Does the municipality have a waste sewer system?

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                        • I Ivorythumper
                          3 Sept 2022, 15:26

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

                          @Ivorythumper our current one is 1988, the next one is 1962.

                          I’m surprised a recent housing development in a major urban area would allow septic. Does the municipality have a waste sewer system?

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                          Doctor Phibes
                          wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 16:03 last edited by
                          #108

                          @Ivorythumper said in Bad timing:

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

                          @Ivorythumper our current one is 1988, the next one is 1962.

                          I’m surprised a recent housing development in a major urban area would allow septic. Does the municipality have a waste sewer system?

                          The town put together a big study a few years back and came to the conclusion that hooking everyone up was the only way to go. Sadly, they put it to a vote and the short-sighted morons won the day. They were going to charge everyone about 18k to connect. I thought they would have been better spreading the cost throughout the entire town as they do when, for example, they build a school - everyone pays, not just the people who use it, and the septic system has real environmental dangers for everyone

                          I was only joking

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                            3 Sept 2022, 16:03

                            @Ivorythumper said in Bad timing:

                            @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

                            @Ivorythumper our current one is 1988, the next one is 1962.

                            I’m surprised a recent housing development in a major urban area would allow septic. Does the municipality have a waste sewer system?

                            The town put together a big study a few years back and came to the conclusion that hooking everyone up was the only way to go. Sadly, they put it to a vote and the short-sighted morons won the day. They were going to charge everyone about 18k to connect. I thought they would have been better spreading the cost throughout the entire town as they do when, for example, they build a school - everyone pays, not just the people who use it, and the septic system has real environmental dangers for everyone

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                            Ivorythumper
                            wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 16:07 last edited by
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                            @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

                            @Ivorythumper said in Bad timing:

                            @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

                            @Ivorythumper our current one is 1988, the next one is 1962.

                            I’m surprised a recent housing development in a major urban area would allow septic. Does the municipality have a waste sewer system?

                            The town put together a big study a few years back and came to the conclusion that hooking everyone up was the only way to go. Sadly, they put it to a vote and the short-sighted morons won the day. They were going to charge everyone about 18k to connect. I thought they would have been better spreading the cost throughout the entire town as they do when, for example, they build a school - everyone pays, not just the people who use it, and the septic system has real environmental dangers for everyone

                            The masses are asses.

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                            • D Doctor Phibes
                              3 Sept 2022, 16:03

                              @Ivorythumper said in Bad timing:

                              @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

                              @Ivorythumper our current one is 1988, the next one is 1962.

                              I’m surprised a recent housing development in a major urban area would allow septic. Does the municipality have a waste sewer system?

                              The town put together a big study a few years back and came to the conclusion that hooking everyone up was the only way to go. Sadly, they put it to a vote and the short-sighted morons won the day. They were going to charge everyone about 18k to connect. I thought they would have been better spreading the cost throughout the entire town as they do when, for example, they build a school - everyone pays, not just the people who use it, and the septic system has real environmental dangers for everyone

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                              Copper
                              wrote on 3 Sept 2022, 20:51 last edited by
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                              @Doctor-Phibes said in Bad timing:

                              They were going to charge everyone about 18k to connect.

                              That is a lot of money for the average homeowner.

                              Shouldn't the county issue a long term bond issue or something like that to cover the cost.

                              Like this: https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/understanding-municipal-revenue-bonds

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                              • 8 89th
                                26 Aug 2022, 00:57

                                Congrats @Horace, my realtor had the same signature in her email too. Perhaps it’s semantics, but usually when you both sign the closing papers, the property is officially transferred to the new owner unless you had a rent-back in the contract. Anyway, time to buy that Apple Air Tag.

                                @Doctor-Phibes exciting, and best of luck. Yes market timing isn’t the best compared to 6 months ago but compare it to 6 years ago or even 10 years ago…I’m sure you’re home value is up. You should move to Minnesota btw. Horace too.

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                                brenda
                                wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 00:09 last edited by
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                                @89th said in Bad timing:

                                Congrats @Horace, my realtor had the same signature in her email too. Perhaps it’s semantics, but usually when you both sign the closing papers, the property is officially transferred to the new owner unless you had a rent-back in the contract. Anyway, time to buy that Apple Air Tag.

                                @Doctor-Phibes exciting, and best of luck. Yes market timing isn’t the best compared to 6 months ago but compare it to 6 years ago or even 10 years ago…I’m sure you’re home value is up. You should move to Minnesota btw. Horace too.

                                +1 and +1

                                Yes, everyone should move to Minnesooooooota!!!

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                                  Horace
                                  wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 23:37 last edited by
                                  #112

                                  Got here and the first stop was the home we have a contract for. Not to the taste of the important half of the decision makers. Some unwelcome things have become apparent now that the fencing is in. Looks like we will be renting for a while. On the bright side, the Airbnb is very nice. But we will only be here for 4 weeks.

                                  Education is extremely important.

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                                  • H Horace
                                    4 Sept 2022, 23:37

                                    Got here and the first stop was the home we have a contract for. Not to the taste of the important half of the decision makers. Some unwelcome things have become apparent now that the fencing is in. Looks like we will be renting for a while. On the bright side, the Airbnb is very nice. But we will only be here for 4 weeks.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 23:43 last edited by
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                                    @Horace said in Bad timing:

                                    Some unwelcome things have become apparent now that the fencing is in

                                    Like....?

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    • G George K
                                      4 Sept 2022, 23:43

                                      @Horace said in Bad timing:

                                      Some unwelcome things have become apparent now that the fencing is in

                                      Like....?

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                                      Horace
                                      wrote on 5 Sept 2022, 00:07 last edited by
                                      #114

                                      @George-K said in Bad timing:

                                      @Horace said in Bad timing:

                                      Some unwelcome things have become apparent now that the fencing is in

                                      Like....?

                                      The yard is too small. The back yard, and the side yards. The windows in the bedrooms that face the side of the house, make those rooms feel like jail cells, with the privacy fence an arm’s length away.

                                      Education is extremely important.

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                                      • H Horace
                                        5 Sept 2022, 00:07

                                        @George-K said in Bad timing:

                                        @Horace said in Bad timing:

                                        Some unwelcome things have become apparent now that the fencing is in

                                        Like....?

                                        The yard is too small. The back yard, and the side yards. The windows in the bedrooms that face the side of the house, make those rooms feel like jail cells, with the privacy fence an arm’s length away.

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                                        Friday
                                        wrote on 5 Sept 2022, 19:08 last edited by
                                        #115

                                        @Horace

                                        I'm surprised that the house and yard are like that. I would expect that in California, not in Texas.

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                                        • H Horace
                                          5 Sept 2022, 00:07

                                          @George-K said in Bad timing:

                                          @Horace said in Bad timing:

                                          Some unwelcome things have become apparent now that the fencing is in

                                          Like....?

                                          The yard is too small. The back yard, and the side yards. The windows in the bedrooms that face the side of the house, make those rooms feel like jail cells, with the privacy fence an arm’s length away.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 5 Sept 2022, 21:06 last edited by
                                          #116

                                          @Horace said in Bad timing:

                                          @George-K said in Bad timing:

                                          @Horace said in Bad timing:

                                          Some unwelcome things have become apparent now that the fencing is in

                                          Like....?

                                          The yard is too small. The back yard, and the side yards. The windows in the bedrooms that face the side of the house, make those rooms feel like jail cells, with the privacy fence an arm’s length away.

                                          I’m surprised that wasn’t obvious from the listing or sale documents.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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