Biden tests positive for SARS-CoV-2
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Biden tests positive for coronavirus, experiencing mild symptoms, White House says
President Biden tested positive for covid on Thursday morning and is experiencing “very mild symptoms,” White House press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre said in a statement.
Jean-Pierre said Biden has begun taking Paxlovid and will isolate at the White House consistent with CDC guidelines.
Biden “will continue to carry out all of his duties fully during that time,” she said. “He has been in contact with members of the White House staff by phone this morning, and will participate in his planned meetings at the White House this morning via phone and Zoom from the residence.” -
He’s beaten cancer, he can beat this.
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That's not real, is it?
It doesn't actually sound like Trump, and there aren't any spelling errors.
The scary thing is, I can't actually tell for sure.
I was only joking
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That's not real, is it?
It doesn't actually sound like Trump, and there aren't any spelling errors.
The scary thing is, I can't actually tell for sure.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Biden tests positive for SARS-CoV-2:
It doesn't actually sound like Trump, and there aren't any spelling errors.
No, it reads like a Babylon Bee version of Trump -- itself a concept that makes you giggle in horror.
And he never would have tackled Ferigno, and if he did he most certainly would have misspelled it.*
*Shit, like I did. Ferrigno, I meant to say.
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That's not real, is it?
It doesn't actually sound like Trump, and there aren't any spelling errors.
The scary thing is, I can't actually tell for sure.
@Doctor-Phibes said in Biden tests positive for SARS-CoV-2:
That's not real, is it?
It doesn't actually sound like Trump, and there aren't any spelling errors.
The scary thing is, I can't actually tell for sure.
That was my reaction as well. Really the "Disney Hercules" line was the only part where I figured it was parody, but still. Hard to tell.
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I'm pretty sure he would have referred to "failing Disney" rather than "woke Disney"
