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Heading to the UK

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    Axtremus
    wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:14 last edited by
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    Backup plan: Jewelry.
    Most major airports near big cities have jewelry stores.

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    • A Axtremus
      15 Jul 2022, 17:14

      Backup plan: Jewelry.
      Most major airports near big cities have jewelry stores.

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      Horace
      wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:16 last edited by
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      @Axtremus said in Heading to the UK:

      Backup plan: Jewelry.
      Most major airports near big cities have jewelry stores.

      I'll bet she'd like some duty free brandy.

      Education is extremely important.

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        Jolly
        wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:22 last edited by
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        I hear they have a nice school there. Maybe a college Tshirt?

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        • J Jolly
          15 Jul 2022, 17:22

          I hear they have a nice school there. Maybe a college Tshirt?

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          Horace
          wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:26 last edited by
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          @Jolly said in Heading to the UK:

          I hear they have a nice school there. Maybe a college Tshirt?

          That's a good idea. I could get us each one. We have a pair from her Missouri alma mater.

          Education is extremely important.

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            Catseye3
            wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:29 last edited by
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            I don't think much of a gift from the airport.

            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              Aqua Letifer
              wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:31 last edited by
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              Snow globe. 👍

              Please love yourself.

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              • J Jolly
                15 Jul 2022, 17:22

                I hear they have a nice school there. Maybe a college Tshirt?

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:33 last edited by
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                @Jolly said in Heading to the UK:

                I hear they have a nice school there. Maybe a college Tshirt?

                “My Husband Went To Cambridge And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt”

                Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                  Doctor Phibes
                  wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:33 last edited by Doctor Phibes
                  #11

                  There should be a ton of touristy shops there, it's a really nice university city.

                  Just don't let any of the toffs de-bag you.

                  If you really want to blend in, tell them it's not a patch on Oxford. They love that friendly rivalry.

                  I was only joking

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                  • C Catseye3
                    15 Jul 2022, 17:29

                    I don't think much of a gift from the airport.

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                    Horace
                    wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:36 last edited by
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                    @Catseye3 said in Heading to the UK:

                    I don't think much of a gift from the airport.

                    Yeah but I can't afford not to buy duty free gifts.

                    Education is extremely important.

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                    • D Doctor Phibes
                      15 Jul 2022, 17:33

                      There should be a ton of touristy shops there, it's a really nice university city.

                      Just don't let any of the toffs de-bag you.

                      If you really want to blend in, tell them it's not a patch on Oxford. They love that friendly rivalry.

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                      Horace
                      wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:37 last edited by
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                      @Doctor-Phibes said in Heading to the UK:

                      There should be a ton of touristy shops there, it's a really nice university city.

                      Just don't let any of the toffs de-bag you.

                      If you really want to blend in, tell them it's not a patch on Oxford. They love that friendly rivalry.

                      Thanks. I'm brushing up on my English so I can fit in.

                      Education is extremely important.

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                      • H Horace
                        15 Jul 2022, 17:37

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in Heading to the UK:

                        There should be a ton of touristy shops there, it's a really nice university city.

                        Just don't let any of the toffs de-bag you.

                        If you really want to blend in, tell them it's not a patch on Oxford. They love that friendly rivalry.

                        Thanks. I'm brushing up on my English so I can fit in.

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                        Doctor Phibes
                        wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:45 last edited by
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                        @Horace said in Heading to the UK:

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in Heading to the UK:

                        There should be a ton of touristy shops there, it's a really nice university city.

                        Just don't let any of the toffs de-bag you.

                        If you really want to blend in, tell them it's not a patch on Oxford. They love that friendly rivalry.

                        Thanks. I'm brushing up on my English so I can fit in.

                        English people, particularly women, love to be complemented on the tightness of their fanny. It might seem a bit forward, but remember the British are just so laid back about that kind of thing.

                        I was only joking

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                        • D Doctor Phibes
                          15 Jul 2022, 17:45

                          @Horace said in Heading to the UK:

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Heading to the UK:

                          There should be a ton of touristy shops there, it's a really nice university city.

                          Just don't let any of the toffs de-bag you.

                          If you really want to blend in, tell them it's not a patch on Oxford. They love that friendly rivalry.

                          Thanks. I'm brushing up on my English so I can fit in.

                          English people, particularly women, love to be complemented on the tightness of their fanny. It might seem a bit forward, but remember the British are just so laid back about that kind of thing.

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                          Horace
                          wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:47 last edited by
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                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Heading to the UK:

                          @Horace said in Heading to the UK:

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Heading to the UK:

                          There should be a ton of touristy shops there, it's a really nice university city.

                          Just don't let any of the toffs de-bag you.

                          If you really want to blend in, tell them it's not a patch on Oxford. They love that friendly rivalry.

                          Thanks. I'm brushing up on my English so I can fit in.

                          English people, particularly women, love to be complemented on the tightness of their fanny. It might seem a bit forward, but remember the British are just so laid back about that kind of thing.

                          Will keep that in mind. I'll be meeting lots of important women in positions of leadership, and I want to make a good impression.

                          Education is extremely important.

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:49 last edited by jon-nyc
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                            Tell everyone your name is Randy and introduce yourself that way. Your real first name means idiot in British slang.

                            Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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                            • H Horace
                              15 Jul 2022, 17:03

                              Airport flowers. Check.

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                              89th
                              wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:52 last edited by
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                              @Horace said in Heading to the UK:

                              Airport flowers. Check.

                              That made me LOL. I suggest pudding, btw

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                              • J jon-nyc
                                15 Jul 2022, 17:49

                                Tell everyone your name is Randy and introduce yourself that way. Your real first name means idiot in British slang.

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                                89th
                                wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:54 last edited by
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                                @jon-nyc said in Heading to the UK:

                                Tell everyone your name is Randy and introduce yourself that way. Your real first name means idiot in British slang.

                                That is good advice.

                                Alternatively you could say you're "Horace... of Jasper & Horace fame". (101 dalmations)

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                                  Doctor Phibes
                                  wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:55 last edited by
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                                  In British business meetings, clothes maketh the man - you really need to wear suspenders, and make a point of telling everybody you're doing so.

                                  I was only joking

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                                  • D Doctor Phibes
                                    15 Jul 2022, 17:55

                                    In British business meetings, clothes maketh the man - you really need to wear suspenders, and make a point of telling everybody you're doing so.

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                                    Catseye3
                                    wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 17:57 last edited by Catseye3
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                                    Maybe snap them self importantly while you say it.

                                    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      15 Jul 2022, 17:49

                                      Tell everyone your name is Randy and introduce yourself that way. Your real first name means idiot in British slang.

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                                      Horace
                                      wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 18:08 last edited by
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                                      @jon-nyc said in Heading to the UK:

                                      Tell everyone your name is Randy and introduce yourself that way. Your real first name means idiot in British slang.

                                      As long as I’m wearing a suit I think I should be able to say anything I want.

                                      Education is extremely important.

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                                      • C Catseye3
                                        15 Jul 2022, 17:29

                                        I don't think much of a gift from the airport.

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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 18:10 last edited by
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                                        @Catseye3 said in Heading to the UK:

                                        I don't think much of a gift from the airport.

                                        Oh, i think about it plenty. Not kindly, but plenty.

                                        "The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil

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                                          15 Jul 2022, 18:08

                                          @jon-nyc said in Heading to the UK:

                                          Tell everyone your name is Randy and introduce yourself that way. Your real first name means idiot in British slang.

                                          As long as I’m wearing a suit I think I should be able to say anything I want.

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                                          Jolly
                                          wrote on 15 Jul 2022, 18:21 last edited by
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                                          @Horace said in Heading to the UK:

                                          @jon-nyc said in Heading to the UK:

                                          Tell everyone your name is Randy and introduce yourself that way. Your real first name means idiot in British slang.

                                          As long as I’m wearing a suit I think I should be able to say anything I want.

                                          Works for The Resident.

                                          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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