I've decided
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 04:12 last edited by
I've decided age is an artificial construct.
Where is it written that I have to be a certain age? Drivers license? Birth certificate?
I wasn't allowed to proofread or sign off on that birth certificate, and the drivers license is based on it, too.
I declare both to be imperfect, and thus invalid as proof of my actual age. I'll let you know when I determine my real age.
This could take a while.
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 04:19 last edited by
You may grow old before you decide.
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 04:19 last edited by
I'm precisely at an age where the number will remain meaningless for years if not decades, yet I'm also the standard patient example for every medical student on the planet. It's weird.
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 04:21 last edited by
Y'all are missing the point.
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 04:39 last edited by
lol aqua missed the point.
It's like this
point.......................aqua
......point.........aqua........
........point.aqua..............
..........SWOOSH..............
aqua.......................pointMissed it entirely
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 04:52 last edited by
Age is undefeated.
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 04:55 last edited by
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 05:35 last edited by
You're only as old as the one you feel, I always say.....
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 11:45 last edited by
It’s a riddle!
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 11:47 last edited by Mik 6 Aug 2020, 11:48
The cure for age is cakes. Lots of cakes. And cats. Frogs, maybe.
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 12:00 last edited by
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 12:02 last edited by
HBD!
I'll defer to Copper for the cake - but I'll pay for half of it!
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 12:27 last edited by brenda 6 Aug 2020, 12:29
Bingo! Yesterday was mah birthday! However, that does not mean I am any older. The birth certificate was never signed by me at the time, so its correctness cannot be verified.
However, I will need cake to help with my search to verify my true age, which cannot possibly be as much as indicated by the ridiculous claims of these so-called official documents. Yes, this will be a long process, so much cake is required.
The frogs are already hunting for the truth to this whole thing, but they had to have some crickets and flies first.
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Bingo! Yesterday was mah birthday! However, that does not mean I am any older. The birth certificate was never signed by me at the time, so its correctness cannot be verified.
However, I will need cake to help with my search to verify my true age, which cannot possibly be as much as indicated by the ridiculous claims of these so-called official documents. Yes, this will be a long process, so much cake is required.
The frogs are already hunting for the truth to this whole thing, but they had to have some crickets and flies first.
wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 12:38 last edited by@brenda said in I've decided:
The frogs are already hunting for the truth to this whole thing, but they had to have some crickets and flies first.
Snacks can be very distracting for detective frogs. Happy annual celebration of Brenda day.!
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 12:51 last edited by
I’ll bet if you tell us you high school prom song we can guess your age and whether you went to school with the parents of the producer of School of Rock.
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 13:07 last edited by
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 14:09 last edited by
Happy birthday Brenda!
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 14:29 last edited by
HBD, Brenda!
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wrote on 8 Jun 2020, 14:34 last edited by
Happy birthday (verified or not), Brenda!
