I've decided
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The cure for age is cakes. Lots of cakes. And cats. Frogs, maybe.
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Bingo! Yesterday was mah birthday! However, that does not mean I am any older. The birth certificate was never signed by me at the time, so its correctness cannot be verified.
However, I will need cake to help with my search to verify my true age, which cannot possibly be as much as indicated by the ridiculous claims of these so-called official documents. Yes, this will be a long process, so much cake is required.
The frogs are already hunting for the truth to this whole thing, but they had to have some crickets and flies first.
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HBD, Brenda!