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What makes a face 'punchable'?

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  • HoraceH Offline
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    Horace
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    I would suggest that when used in a socially safe space, such as American pop culture, the phrase is used 100% of the time to describe a white male, whatever other attributes one might discover as commonalities of faces deemed punchable by American pop culture.

    Education is extremely important.

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      jon-nyc
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      We're going to need an HSR series pretty soon, save you some typing.

      Any thoughts on the idea of 'punchable face'? Not what the bogeyman thinks of them, but you yourself?

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        #4

        Martin Shkreli (pharma bro) was another, and fits those criteria to a tee.

        Only non-witches get due process.

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        • JollyJ Offline
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          Nobody has a punchable face, but some people do go out of their way to get their ass whipped.

          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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            Some guy at CNN thought Nick Sandmann’s face was punchable.

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            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • George KG George K

              Some guy at CNN thought Nick Sandmann’s face was punchable.

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              @George-K said in What makes a face 'punchable'?:

              Some guy at CNN thought Nick Sandmann’s face was punchable.

              A perfect example of my point, yes. Another would be whenever a neo-nazi manages to make the leftist news cycle. A "punchable face", used on common parlance, is the face of someone deemed a safely marginalizable other, by pop culture.

              Education is extremely important.

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              • MikM Offline
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                Thin white guys with glasses. Around 50. With Bosendorfers.

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  I’m smug….But I have a strong chin!

                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                  • JollyJ Offline
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                    Maybe. Depends on how hard it gets hit...

                    “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

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                    • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                      What do they have in common? What makes faces punchable? It's more than just "I don't like this guy", at least when properly understood. It really is something about the face.

                      I can't say I've spent a lot of time thinking about this, but the two most punchable faces I can think of are Justin Trudeau and Tucker Carlson.

                      And what they have in common is perpetual smugness combined with a weak chin. I think that's the magic combo.

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                      @jon-nyc said in What makes a face 'punchable'?:

                      And what they have in common is perpetual smugness combined with a weak chin. I think that's the magic combo.

                      Ted Cruz

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                        https://www.mic.com/articles/135809/we-asked-facial-symmetry-experts-about-the-science-behind-having-a-punchable-face

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                        • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                          Martin Shkreli (pharma bro) was another, and fits those criteria to a tee.

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                          @jon-nyc "Martin Shkreli (pharma bro) was another, and fits those criteria to a tee."

                          Yeah, I'd say so.

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                            Artfully chosen photographs of course make a huge difference here. I would submit there is far too much overlap between the inference of objectionable personality characteristics and “punchable looks” to make better sense of the concept than I made in my original reply. A punchable face is a face we associate with people we don’t like.

                            Education is extremely important.

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                            • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                              What do they have in common? What makes faces punchable? It's more than just "I don't like this guy", at least when properly understood. It really is something about the face.

                              I can't say I've spent a lot of time thinking about this, but the two most punchable faces I can think of are Justin Trudeau and Tucker Carlson.

                              And what they have in common is perpetual smugness combined with a weak chin. I think that's the magic combo.

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                              @jon-nyc

                              I can't say I've spent a lot of time thinking about this, but the two most punchable faces I can think of are Justin Trudeau and Tucker Carlson.

                              Agreed on Fucker Carlson.

                              As for The Dauphin, I seem to recall that he trained as an amateur boxer and was not all that bad in the ring. So be forewarned. He is liable to punch back.

                              Elbows up!

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                              • HoraceH Horace

                                Artfully chosen photographs of course make a huge difference here. I would submit there is far too much overlap between the inference of objectionable personality characteristics and “punchable looks” to make better sense of the concept than I made in my original reply. A punchable face is a face we associate with people we don’t like.

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                                @Horace well for sure ‘non likeability’ is a necessary condition. But I don’t think it’s sufficient. No one really says Himler or Stalin had a punchable face

                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  Ben Shapiro. He's even more punchable than I am.

                                  I was only joking

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                                    Terrell Lewis, the Ram linebacker who crushed Gronk's ribs on the field. I don't even know what he looks like, but I'd punch him with great glee. More than once. With a crowbar.

                                    And shut up that doing so would be to punish with the exact same punishment.

                                    But no, I'm kidding, sort of. I get what you mean, Jon. A punchable feature to me is the sneering curl of the upper lip. The supercilious smirk. Do you know Shailene Woodley, Aaron Rodgers' girlfriend? I don't feel the need to punch her, but that perpetual sneer of hers illustrates what I mean.
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                                    Jared Kushner comes close. You may not always see it, but it's implied.

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                                      Terrell Lewis, the Ram linebacker who crushed Gronk's ribs on the field. I don't even know what he looks like, but I'd punch him with great glee. More than once. With a crowbar.

                                      And shut up that doing so would be to punish with the exact same punishment.

                                      But no, I'm kidding, sort of. I get what you mean, Jon. A punchable feature to me is the sneering curl of the upper lip. The supercilious smirk. Do you know Shailene Woodley, Aaron Rodgers' girlfriend? I don't feel the need to punch her, but that perpetual sneer of hers illustrates what I mean.
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                                      ^

                                      Jared Kushner comes close. You may not always see it, but it's implied.

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                                      @Catseye3 said in What makes a face 'punchable'?:

                                      Jared Kushner comes close. You may not always see it, but it's implied.

                                      I don't think I'd risk punching him. He looks like the kind of guy who'd happily poison your cat.

                                      I was only joking

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                                        To a guy capable of punching someone in the face, one face is just as punchable as another. So it never occurs to him to ask the question.

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                                          That's right, any male face over the age of 18 is punchable.

                                          Go ahead, let him have it.

                                          They are all no darned good.

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