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  • A Aqua Letifer
    11 Nov 2022, 03:30

    @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

    @Copper said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

    @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

    No, I think the days of folk being told they have to come in 5 days a week are over.

    Not for those who have real jobs that build things or fix things or who perform some service, surgeons for example or bus drivers.

    Yes, but we’re talking about Twitter, not bus drivers.

    You can't be all "let the market decide" and at the same time believe in some wooey divide between real work paid in real money and fake work paid in real money where the only difference is in your mind.

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    Doctor Phibes
    wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 11:07 last edited by Doctor Phibes 11 Nov 2022, 11:33
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    @Aqua-Letifer said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

    @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

    @Copper said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

    @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

    No, I think the days of folk being told they have to come in 5 days a week are over.

    Not for those who have real jobs that build things or fix things or who perform some service, surgeons for example or bus drivers.

    Yes, but we’re talking about Twitter, not bus drivers.

    You can't be all "let the market decide" and at the same time believe in some wooey divide between real work paid in real money and fake work paid in real money where the only difference is in your mind.

    The world has indeed changed, it’s just that some people are struggling to catch up. I said as much when I tried to catch the bus to the local steel mill this morning. First, there was no bus, and then the steel mill had closed 30 years ago.

    I was only joking

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      George K
      wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 12:14 last edited by
      #546

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        Doctor Phibes
        wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 12:41 last edited by
        #547

        If they're going to ban everybody who impersonates somebody else, isn't the blue check superfluous?

        I was only joking

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        • D Doctor Phibes
          11 Nov 2022, 12:41

          If they're going to ban everybody who impersonates somebody else, isn't the blue check superfluous?

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          George K
          wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 12:47 last edited by
          #548

          @Doctor-Phibes supposedly, now, if you create a parody account, it has to say "parody" in the name, not just the description.

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 12:49 last edited by
            #549

            Any parody or just mimicry? Does Titania McGrath now have to put parody in the name?

            You were warned.

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            • G George K
              11 Nov 2022, 12:47

              @Doctor-Phibes supposedly, now, if you create a parody account, it has to say "parody" in the name, not just the description.

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              Doctor Phibes
              wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 12:50 last edited by
              #550

              @George-K said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

              @Doctor-Phibes supposedly, now, if you create a parody account, it has to say "parody" in the name, not just the description.

              So what happens if I ask them to blue-check my parody account?

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              I was only joking

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              • D Doctor Phibes
                11 Nov 2022, 03:10

                @Copper said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                No, I think the days of folk being told they have to come in 5 days a week are over.

                Not for those who have real jobs that build things or fix things or who perform some service, surgeons for example or bus drivers.

                Yes, but we’re talking about Twitter, not bus drivers.

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                Jolly
                wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 12:51 last edited by
                #551

                @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                @Copper said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                No, I think the days of folk being told they have to come in 5 days a week are over.

                Not for those who have real jobs that build things or fix things or who perform some service, surgeons for example or bus drivers.

                Yes, but we’re talking about Twitter, not bus drivers.

                No, I think LuFin's comment was a little broader. Tech may continue to let folks work from home, but even the fruit company is now making people come into the office a few days of the week. It's very hard to manage some employees remotely, even in tech.

                As for the rest of the working world that isn't plopping computer keys most of the day, most of those folks are physically back at work, with more coming back everyday. I think the exception are the people that have figured out the dole allows them to live as comfortably as working their lower pay jobs. As we lurch into recession again, and inflation takes its toll, it will be interesting to see what happens with all classes of workers...

                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                • J jon-nyc
                  11 Nov 2022, 12:49

                  Any parody or just mimicry? Does Titania McGrath now have to put parody in the name?

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                  Doctor Phibes
                  wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 12:53 last edited by
                  #552

                  @jon-nyc said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                  Any parody or just mimicry? Does Titania McGrath now have to put parody in the name?

                  What happens if I use irony or sarcasm in my posts? Do I need to have somebody walk in front of me waving a big red flag with 'PARODY' written on it, so that everybody realises I'm only joking?

                  I was only joking

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                  • J Jolly
                    11 Nov 2022, 12:51

                    @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                    @Copper said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                    @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                    No, I think the days of folk being told they have to come in 5 days a week are over.

                    Not for those who have real jobs that build things or fix things or who perform some service, surgeons for example or bus drivers.

                    Yes, but we’re talking about Twitter, not bus drivers.

                    No, I think LuFin's comment was a little broader. Tech may continue to let folks work from home, but even the fruit company is now making people come into the office a few days of the week. It's very hard to manage some employees remotely, even in tech.

                    As for the rest of the working world that isn't plopping computer keys most of the day, most of those folks are physically back at work, with more coming back everyday. I think the exception are the people that have figured out the dole allows them to live as comfortably as working their lower pay jobs. As we lurch into recession again, and inflation takes its toll, it will be interesting to see what happens with all classes of workers...

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                    Aqua Letifer
                    wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 13:33 last edited by
                    #553

                    @Jolly said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                    No, I think LuFin's comment was a little broader. Tech may continue to let folks work from home, but even the fruit company is now making people come into the office a few days of the week. It's very hard to manage some employees remotely, even in tech.

                    It really isn't, if you know how to manage in this century. Most of the pushback is coming from managerial luddites who should just retire. They're worried about workers running amok because they don't have the skills to manage remote teams, but instead of owning up, they cop excuses and put it on the employees, like all bad managers do.

                    Please love yourself.

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                    • A Aqua Letifer
                      11 Nov 2022, 13:33

                      @Jolly said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                      No, I think LuFin's comment was a little broader. Tech may continue to let folks work from home, but even the fruit company is now making people come into the office a few days of the week. It's very hard to manage some employees remotely, even in tech.

                      It really isn't, if you know how to manage in this century. Most of the pushback is coming from managerial luddites who should just retire. They're worried about workers running amok because they don't have the skills to manage remote teams, but instead of owning up, they cop excuses and put it on the employees, like all bad managers do.

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                      Doctor Phibes
                      wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 14:46 last edited by
                      #554

                      @Aqua-Letifer said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                      @Jolly said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                      No, I think LuFin's comment was a little broader. Tech may continue to let folks work from home, but even the fruit company is now making people come into the office a few days of the week. It's very hard to manage some employees remotely, even in tech.

                      It really isn't, if you know how to manage in this century. Most of the pushback is coming from managerial luddites who should just retire. They're worried about workers running amok because they don't have the skills to manage remote teams, but instead of owning up, they cop excuses and put it on the employees, like all bad managers do.

                      One of my direct reports isn't even on this continent.

                      We do electrical engineering. Obviously, it's not like that's a real job like mowing the lawn or mixing paint, but since most people who do that are illegal immigrants anyway since Americans are too lazy, I don't see the problem.

                      Stereotypes are so useful!

                      I was only joking

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                      • D Doctor Phibes
                        11 Nov 2022, 12:50

                        @George-K said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                        @Doctor-Phibes supposedly, now, if you create a parody account, it has to say "parody" in the name, not just the description.

                        So what happens if I ask them to blue-check my parody account?

                        86f22668-4d40-47af-b0d9-915582906ca2-image.png

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                        Axtremus
                        wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 14:49 last edited by
                        #555

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                        So what happens if I ask them to blue-check my parody account?

                        You pay them $8/month, they give you your blue check.

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                        • D Doctor Phibes
                          11 Nov 2022, 14:46

                          @Aqua-Letifer said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                          @Jolly said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                          No, I think LuFin's comment was a little broader. Tech may continue to let folks work from home, but even the fruit company is now making people come into the office a few days of the week. It's very hard to manage some employees remotely, even in tech.

                          It really isn't, if you know how to manage in this century. Most of the pushback is coming from managerial luddites who should just retire. They're worried about workers running amok because they don't have the skills to manage remote teams, but instead of owning up, they cop excuses and put it on the employees, like all bad managers do.

                          One of my direct reports isn't even on this continent.

                          We do electrical engineering. Obviously, it's not like that's a real job like mowing the lawn or mixing paint, but since most people who do that are illegal immigrants anyway since Americans are too lazy, I don't see the problem.

                          Stereotypes are so useful!

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                          Aqua Letifer
                          wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 14:53 last edited by
                          #556

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                          @Aqua-Letifer said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                          @Jolly said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                          No, I think LuFin's comment was a little broader. Tech may continue to let folks work from home, but even the fruit company is now making people come into the office a few days of the week. It's very hard to manage some employees remotely, even in tech.

                          It really isn't, if you know how to manage in this century. Most of the pushback is coming from managerial luddites who should just retire. They're worried about workers running amok because they don't have the skills to manage remote teams, but instead of owning up, they cop excuses and put it on the employees, like all bad managers do.

                          One of my direct reports isn't even on this continent.

                          We do electrical engineering. Obviously, it's not like that's a real job like mowing the lawn or mixing paint, but since most people who do that are illegal immigrants anyway since Americans are too lazy, I don't see the problem.

                          Stereotypes are so useful!

                          If you don't show up for the office, how in the hell are they to know if you're wearing a suit or not?!

                          Please love yourself.

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                          • D Doctor Phibes
                            11 Nov 2022, 14:46

                            @Aqua-Letifer said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                            @Jolly said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                            No, I think LuFin's comment was a little broader. Tech may continue to let folks work from home, but even the fruit company is now making people come into the office a few days of the week. It's very hard to manage some employees remotely, even in tech.

                            It really isn't, if you know how to manage in this century. Most of the pushback is coming from managerial luddites who should just retire. They're worried about workers running amok because they don't have the skills to manage remote teams, but instead of owning up, they cop excuses and put it on the employees, like all bad managers do.

                            One of my direct reports isn't even on this continent.

                            We do electrical engineering. Obviously, it's not like that's a real job like mowing the lawn or mixing paint, but since most people who do that are illegal immigrants anyway since Americans are too lazy, I don't see the problem.

                            Stereotypes are so useful!

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                            Axtremus
                            wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 14:54 last edited by
                            #557

                            @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                            One of my direct reports isn't even on this continent.

                            Insert joke about American managers with software engineering teams in India or Eastern Europe, reference Dilbert.

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                            • A Aqua Letifer
                              11 Nov 2022, 14:53

                              @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                              @Aqua-Letifer said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                              @Jolly said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                              No, I think LuFin's comment was a little broader. Tech may continue to let folks work from home, but even the fruit company is now making people come into the office a few days of the week. It's very hard to manage some employees remotely, even in tech.

                              It really isn't, if you know how to manage in this century. Most of the pushback is coming from managerial luddites who should just retire. They're worried about workers running amok because they don't have the skills to manage remote teams, but instead of owning up, they cop excuses and put it on the employees, like all bad managers do.

                              One of my direct reports isn't even on this continent.

                              We do electrical engineering. Obviously, it's not like that's a real job like mowing the lawn or mixing paint, but since most people who do that are illegal immigrants anyway since Americans are too lazy, I don't see the problem.

                              Stereotypes are so useful!

                              If you don't show up for the office, how in the hell are they to know if you're wearing a suit or not?!

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                              Doctor Phibes
                              wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 14:57 last edited by
                              #558

                              @Aqua-Letifer said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                              @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                              @Aqua-Letifer said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                              @Jolly said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                              No, I think LuFin's comment was a little broader. Tech may continue to let folks work from home, but even the fruit company is now making people come into the office a few days of the week. It's very hard to manage some employees remotely, even in tech.

                              It really isn't, if you know how to manage in this century. Most of the pushback is coming from managerial luddites who should just retire. They're worried about workers running amok because they don't have the skills to manage remote teams, but instead of owning up, they cop excuses and put it on the employees, like all bad managers do.

                              One of my direct reports isn't even on this continent.

                              We do electrical engineering. Obviously, it's not like that's a real job like mowing the lawn or mixing paint, but since most people who do that are illegal immigrants anyway since Americans are too lazy, I don't see the problem.

                              Stereotypes are so useful!

                              If you don't show up for the office, how in the hell are they to know if you're wearing a suit or not?!

                              I'm British. If we ever showered, we'd do it in a suit.

                              I was only joking

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 15:03 last edited by
                                #559

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                                You were warned.

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                                • D Doctor Phibes
                                  11 Nov 2022, 03:10

                                  @Copper said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                                  @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                                  No, I think the days of folk being told they have to come in 5 days a week are over.

                                  Not for those who have real jobs that build things or fix things or who perform some service, surgeons for example or bus drivers.

                                  Yes, but we’re talking about Twitter, not bus drivers.

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                                  Copper
                                  wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 17:17 last edited by
                                  #560

                                  @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                                  @Copper said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                                  @Doctor-Phibes said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                                  No, I think the days of folk being told they have to come in 5 days a week are over.

                                  Not for those who have real jobs that build things or fix things or who perform some service, surgeons for example or bus drivers.

                                  Yes, but we’re talking about Twitter, not bus drivers.

                                  OK, well if it is just twitter, I assume most of their employees are in the HR department and do nothing but irritate each other. Let them stay home.

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                                    Doctor Phibes
                                    wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 17:50 last edited by
                                    #561

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                                    I was only joking

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                                    • J jon-nyc
                                      9 Nov 2022, 16:48

                                      This is the right attitude

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on 11 Nov 2022, 18:26 last edited by
                                      #562

                                      @jon-nyc said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                                      This is the right attitude

                                      Wouldn’t give it much credence. He’s not verified.

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        Aqua Letifer
                                        wrote on 12 Nov 2022, 04:39 last edited by
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                                        Screenshot 2022-11-11 at 11.38.23 PM.png Screenshot 2022-11-11 at 11.38.15 PM.png

                                        Please love yourself.

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                                        • G George K
                                          10 Nov 2022, 23:00

                                          Ruh Roh...

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                                          taiwan_girl
                                          wrote on 12 Nov 2022, 10:55 last edited by
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                                          @George-K said in Elon Musk buys a big chunk of Twitter:

                                          Ruh Roh...

                                          Memo to the company about returning to to in person work

                                          QUOTE
                                          *Sorry that this is my first email to the whole company, but there is no way to sugarcoat the message.

                                          Frankly, the economic picture ahead is dire, especially for a company like ours that is so dependent on advertising in a challenging economic climate. Moreover, 70% of our advertising is brand, rather than specific performance, which makes us doubly vulnerable!

                                          That is why the priority over the past ten days has been to develop and launch Twitter Blue Verified subscriptions (huge props to the team!). Without significant subscription revenue, there is a good chance Twitter will not survive the upcoming economic downturn. We need roughly half of our revenue to be subscription.

                                          Of course, we will still then be significantly reliant on advertising, so I am spending time with our sales & partnerships teams to ensure that Twitter continues to be appealing to advertisers. This is the Spaces discussion that Robin, Yoel and I hosted today:

                                          [Links to a Twitter Spaces recording called "Elon Q&A: Advertising & the Future."]

                                          The road ahead is arduous and will require intense work to succeed. We are also changing Twitter policy such that remote work is no longer allowed, unless you have a specific exception. Managers will send the exceptions lists to me for review an approval.

                                          Starting tomorrow (Thursday), everyone is required to be in the office for a minimum of 40 hours per week. Obviously, if you are physically unable to travel to an office or have a critical personal obligation, then your absence is understandable.

                                          I look forward to working with you to take Twitter to a whole new level. The potential is truly incredible!

                                          Thanks,

                                          Elon*
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