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The wife objects to your dancing.

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  • HoraceH Horace

    ridiculous to be out chasing floozies when you have that waiting for you at home.

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    @Horace said in The wife objects to your dancing.:

    ridiculous to be out chasing floozies when you have that waiting for you at home.

    Bahahahahahaaaaa

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    • HoraceH Horace

      ridiculous to be out chasing floozies when you have that waiting for you at home.

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      @Horace said in The wife objects to your dancing.:

      ridiculous to be out chasing floozies when you have that waiting for you at home.

      Even MORE ridiculous to be chasing floozies while your wife is in the audience. 🤣

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        It is indeed a poor strategy.

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • MikM Mik

          It is indeed a poor strategy.

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          @Mik said in The wife objects to your dancing.:

          It is indeed a poor strategy.

          I don't get the impression that's a high critical thinking household.

          Please love yourself.

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            That floozie was assaulting him.

            She was Stupefyin' him.

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              Any evidence to suggest that it’s the wife who objected to the dancing?

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              • AxtremusA Axtremus

                Any evidence to suggest that it’s the wife who objected to the dancing?

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                @Axtremus said in The wife objects to your dancing.:

                Any evidence to suggest that it’s the wife who objected to the dancing?

                You're just missing something. Somethi g most people have without even having to think about it... You don't have.

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                  I was sitting in the old Ryman back in the 70's when Dolly came on stage. The crowd went wild, of course, but there was one guy in front of me that was absolutely going nuts, up to the point he was making a few lewd comments about her anatomy and some of the things he'd love to do with her.

                  His wife slapped the snot out of him.

                  He didn't say another word...

                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  • HoraceH Horace

                    ridiculous to be out chasing floozies when you have that waiting for you at home.

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                    @Horace said in The wife objects to your dancing.:

                    ridiculous to be out chasing floozies when you have that waiting for you at home.

                    "that" was the correct term to use, good job

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                    • JollyJ Jolly

                      I was sitting in the old Ryman back in the 70's when Dolly came on stage. The crowd went wild, of course, but there was one guy in front of me that was absolutely going nuts, up to the point he was making a few lewd comments about her anatomy and some of the things he'd love to do with her.

                      His wife slapped the snot out of him.

                      He didn't say another word...

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                      @Jolly said in The wife objects to your dancing.:

                      I was sitting in the old Ryman back in the 70's when Dolly came on stage. The crowd went wild, of course, but there was one guy in front of me that was absolutely going nuts, up to the point he was making a few lewd comments about her anatomy and some of the things he'd love to do with her.

                      His wife slapped the snot out of him.

                      He didn't say another word...

                      Ever heard of Mike Snyder? He was a world class banjo player/comedian who was a regular (might still be) at the Grand Ole Opry. He told a joke about dolly.....

                      "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm pleased to announce that we have a celebrity in the audience, sitting on the back row. Let's give a big round of applause for a true legend, ms. Dolly Parton!"

                      Then he'd give the crowd time to clap and turn around in their seats to catch a glimpse of Dolly, then he'd say

                      "Oops, I'm sorry... my mistake... it's just 2 bald headed men sitting next to each other....."

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                      • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                        @Mik said in The wife objects to your dancing.:

                        It is indeed a poor strategy.

                        I don't get the impression that's a high critical thinking household.

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                        @Aqua-Letifer said in The wife objects to your dancing.:

                        @Mik said in The wife objects to your dancing.:

                        It is indeed a poor strategy.

                        I don't get the impression that's a high critical thinking household.

                        There is that I suppose.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • JollyJ Jolly

                          I was sitting in the old Ryman back in the 70's when Dolly came on stage. The crowd went wild, of course, but there was one guy in front of me that was absolutely going nuts, up to the point he was making a few lewd comments about her anatomy and some of the things he'd love to do with her.

                          His wife slapped the snot out of him.

                          He didn't say another word...

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                          @Jolly said in The wife objects to your dancing.:

                          I was sitting in the old Ryman back in the 70's when Dolly came on stage. The crowd went wild, of course, but there was one guy in front of me that was absolutely going nuts, up to the point he was making a few lewd comments about her anatomy and some of the things he'd love to do with her.

                          His wife slapped the snot out of him.

                          He didn't say another word...

                          As well she should, and he afterwards.

                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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