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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    #102

    Called up from retirement.

    Because Vladimir Putin is quickly running out of senior commanders, an overweight former general from the Russian military has been deployed to fight on the frontlines in Eastern Ukraine.

    After the previous leader of the Russian special forces operating in the region was gravely injured in an artillery strike, the 67-year-old general who weighs 20 stone is now believed to be in charge of the forces operating in the region.

    General Pavel is the name of the man who fought in Russia’s terrible war in Afghanistan.

    Sunday night, a top intelligence source told FOX3: “Putin is now scraping the bottom of the barrel.

    He has had to resort to sending second-rate officers who don’t last very long to the front lines because the majority of his best and most experienced senior commanders have been dead or injured fighting in Ukraine.

    “He is now dragging generals out of retirement, and one of those he has brought back is General Pavel. “

    “Putin is comparable to a mafia lord who commands absolute obedience from everyone. There is not much that can be done if a retired general gets a communication from Putin saying that mother Russia needs them to fight in Ukraine. Because of the sanctions, it is now possible to go away from Russia.

    Pavel served in the military for more than 40 years and eventually became a commander in Russia’s special forces; however, this accomplishment occurred 25 years ago, when he was significantly younger and physically stronger.

    It is believed that he served in Syria right up until the time that he officially retired from active duty five years ago.

    He had been living in a suburb of Moscow up until very recently, but it is believed that he was given orders to go back to active duty about a month ago.

    The officer’s enormous girth necessitates that he wear two sets of body armor in addition to having his uniform tailored specifically for him so that it can accommodate his weight.

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    It is believed that he must eat five meals a day, each of which must be followed by at least one liter of vodka.

    It is estimated that Russia has as many as ten generals and as many as thirty senior officers involved in the conflict in Ukraine.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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      Doctor Phibes
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      #103

      MOAG

      I was only joking

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      • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

        MOAG

        George KG Offline
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        George K
        wrote on last edited by
        #104

        @Doctor-Phibes one article said that he weighs 280 lb.

        I think they got the first digit wrong.

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • George KG George K

          @Doctor-Phibes one article said that he weighs 280 lb.

          I think they got the first digit wrong.

          RichR Offline
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          Rich
          wrote on last edited by
          #105

          @George-K I think they got a decimal point wrong.

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          • JollyJ Offline
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            Jolly
            wrote on last edited by Jolly
            #106

            Well, it ain't like he's packin' a rifle and running around. He'll be fine. But he'll be easy to pick out of a crowd.

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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            • RenaudaR Offline
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              Renauda
              wrote on last edited by Renauda
              #107

              I bet they’ll need a block and tackle just get him on his horse. Won’t be the first general needing such assistance.

              Elbows up!

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              • RenaudaR Renauda

                I bet they’ll need a block and tackle just get him on his horse. Won’t be the first general needing such assistance.

                George KG Offline
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                George K
                wrote on last edited by
                #108

                @Renauda said in Top Russian General Killed:

                Won’t be the first general needing such assistance.

                Yeah, but weren't they wearing armor?

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • MikM Offline
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                  Mik
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #109

                  So is he. Two pair!

                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                    Doctor Phibes
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                    #110

                    They dropped him on Mariupol this morning.

                    I was only joking

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                    • George KG Offline
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                      George K
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #111

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • George KG George K

                        U.S. Intelligence Is Helping Ukraine Kill Russian Generals, Officials Say

                        The United States has provided intelligence about Russian units that has allowed Ukrainians to target and kill many of the Russian generals who have died in action in the Ukraine war, according to senior American officials.

                        Ukrainian officials said they have killed approximately 12 generals on the front lines, a number that has astonished military analysts.

                        The targeting help is part of a classified effort by the Biden administration to provide real-time battlefield intelligence to Ukraine. That intelligence also includes anticipated Russian troop movements gleaned from recent American assessments of Moscow’s secret battle plan for the fighting in the Donbas region of eastern Ukraine, the officials said. Officials declined to specify how many generals had been killed as a result of U.S. assistance.

                        The United States has focused on providing the location and other details about the Russian military’s mobile headquarters, which relocate frequently. Ukrainian officials have combined that geographic information with their own intelligence — including intercepted communications that alert the Ukrainian military to the presence of senior Russian officers — to conduct artillery strikes and other attacks that have killed Russian officers.

                        Nice reporting NYT. This feeds the Russian propaganda perfectly.

                        Catseye3C Offline
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                        Catseye3
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #112

                        @George-K said in Top Russian General Killed:

                        a number that has astonished military analysts.

                        Is this diplomatic military-speak for "we call bullshit"?

                        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        • RenaudaR Offline
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                          Renauda
                          wrote on last edited by Renauda
                          #113

                          Word has it they whacked another one along with several colonels:

                          https://www.kyivpost.com/russias-war/update-ukrainian-rocket-strike-killed-twelve-russian-officers-near-kherson.html

                          One of the colonels being Kens.

                          Elbows up!

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                          • MikM Offline
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                            Mik
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #114

                            Kill 'em all. Let God sort 'em out.

                            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            • MikM Mik

                              Kill 'em all. Let God sort 'em out.

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                              Renauda
                              wrote on last edited by Renauda
                              #115

                              @Mik

                              Yes, I think the invocation of the words of Gen. Jackson is more than appropriate in this instance. Kherson could very prove to be the Kremlin’s Fredericksburg.

                              Elbows up!

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                              • RenaudaR Renauda

                                @Mik

                                Yes, I think the invocation of the words of Gen. Jackson is more than appropriate in this instance. Kherson could very prove to be the Kremlin’s Fredericksburg.

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                                Aqua Letifer
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #116

                                @Renauda said in Top Russian General Killed:

                                @Mik

                                Yes, I think the invocation of the words of Gen. Jackson is more than appropriate in this instance. Kherson could very prove to be the Kremlin’s Fredericksburg.

                                Question is what happens after that.

                                Please love yourself.

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                                • CopperC Offline
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                                  Copper
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #117

                                  I-95 in Fredericksburg is always a zoo, I hate that road

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                                  • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                                    @Renauda said in Top Russian General Killed:

                                    @Mik

                                    Yes, I think the invocation of the words of Gen. Jackson is more than appropriate in this instance. Kherson could very prove to be the Kremlin’s Fredericksburg.

                                    Question is what happens after that.

                                    RenaudaR Offline
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                                    Renauda
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #118

                                    @Aqua-Letifer said in Top Russian General Killed:

                                    @Renauda said in Top Russian General Killed:

                                    @Mik

                                    Yes, I think the invocation of the words of Gen. Jackson is more than appropriate in this instance. Kherson could very prove to be the Kremlin’s Fredericksburg.

                                    Question is what happens after that.

                                    Don’t know but I do not believe Putin has a Grant in waiting. It seems he hasn’t even got a McClellan or a Burnside.

                                    Elbows up!

                                    George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                                    • RenaudaR Renauda

                                      @Aqua-Letifer said in Top Russian General Killed:

                                      @Renauda said in Top Russian General Killed:

                                      @Mik

                                      Yes, I think the invocation of the words of Gen. Jackson is more than appropriate in this instance. Kherson could very prove to be the Kremlin’s Fredericksburg.

                                      Question is what happens after that.

                                      Don’t know but I do not believe Putin has a Grant in waiting. It seems he hasn’t even got a McClellan or a Burnside.

                                      George KG Offline
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                                      George K
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #119

                                      @Renauda said in Top Russian General Killed:

                                      I do not believe Putin has a Grant in waiting. It seems he hasn’t even got a McClellan or a Burnside.

                                      LOL.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #120

                                        The chief of missile troops and artillery of the 35th combined army of the Russian armed forces

                                        Totikov and another soldier, the head of the automobile service of guards military unit No. 74268, captain Oleg Lebedev, were reportedly buried in Russia’s city of Ryazan on Sept. 25.

                                        According to Ukrainian journalist Yuriy Butusov, the Russian army colonel was killed in a HIMARS MLRS strike on the headquarters of the Russian invaders in the town of Izyum in Kharkiv Oblast, just ahead of the counter-offensive of the Armed Forces of Ukraine near Balakliya.

                                        “It was the headquarters of the 35th combined army that was responsible for commanding the troops in this area – the breakthrough occurred in their area,” the journalist said in a Telegram messenger post on Sept. 26.

                                        “And now, as we can see, there are reasons to say that the Russian command suffered significant losses in this area. The chief of missile troops and artillery is one of the key elements in modern warfare. Now it is clear that the defeat of the Russians was largely connected with the loss of control and the accurate determination by Ukrainian intelligence of the location of Russian headquarters and their precise defeat.”

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • George KG Offline
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                                          George K
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #121

                                          Note: These are confirmed losses.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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