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This could become a permanent thing?

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  • brendaB Offline
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    brenda
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    Church across the street, Lutheran of course, is having their first parking lot service this morning at 9am. Cars are parked on both sides of the lot facing in toward the middle, with space between each vehicle.

    Pastor: "Can everyone hear me? If you can, honk your horn!"
    HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

    Invocation with congregational response:
    Pastor: "Christ is risen!"
    HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
    Pastor: "Christ is risen!"
    HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
    Pastor: "Christ is risen!"
    HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

    Who's going to want to go back to a regular service after this? Kids will love honking the horn! They'll be asking when they can go to church again to honk the horn.

    They should call it the Holy Horn Honk.

    This is the fastest-growing church in our community, and they've found a way to continue to serve.

    God bless them and their horns.

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      Pastor: "Welcome each other today." (People would normally shake hands with all around them in the pews.) "You can wave and honk!"

      HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

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      • brendaB Offline
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        I'm surprised they didn't honk again for the benediction. Maybe they'll add that to the service next time.

        Orderly exiting from the parking lot, just like each pew takes a turn to exit.

        Weekly tithe goes in a blue Rubbermaid tote on a table by the driveway.

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        • brendaB Offline
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          I would say it worked well. Good job, Lutherans!

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          • MikM Away
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            I want everyone to turn around and honk at their neighbor.

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              That's the most American thing I head today 🙂

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              • taiwan_girlT Offline
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                I guess this is the Christian version of the moslem call to prayer. 😂 😂

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                • brendaB brenda

                  I would say it worked well. Good job, Lutherans!

                  George KG Offline
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                  @brenda said in This could become a permanent thing?:

                  I would say it worked well. Good job, Lutherans!

                  You misspelled Loootrans.

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    Honking. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander!

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                    • JollyJ Offline
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                      Love it!

                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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