"Let's go Brandon" on airplanes

[George K]

"Shut up," they explained:

“The video in question depicts part of an incident involving a passenger who failed to comply with repeated crew member requests to adhere to the federal face mask policy,” the airline’s statement said. “The passenger was removed from the flight and issued a refund for his fare. Disregarding instructions from flight crew members is prohibited by federal regulations and is grounds for removal from a flight where such conduct creates an unsafe environment.”

Ah, you don't want to disrupt the pilots (though you don't have access to the flight deck), and there's a "Zero tolerance policy for following crew instructions."

Well, what if you wore a T-shirt?

No problem, bro...

[89th]

Idiots just wanting attention.

[taiwan_girl]

@89th said in "Let's go Brandon" on airplanes:

Idiots just wanting attention.

This

[Doctor Phibes]

Imagine having to spend four hours on a plane sitting next to that bozo. Or worse still, seeing him walking slowly down the plane corridor, and thinking 'please don't be next to me, please don't be next to me...' and then he gives you a shit-eating grin, and sits down.

[taiwan_girl]

@Doctor-Phibes said in "Let's go Brandon" on airplanes:

Or worse still, seeing him walking slowly down the plane corridor, and thinking 'please don't be next to me, please don't be next to me...'

I was on a plane once, there was only two open seats, one next to me and one across the aisle next to another guy.

All of a sudden, this extremely heavy guy starts walking down the aisle. I catch eyes with the guy across the aisle, and we both know we are thinking the same thing, "please dont sit next to me! Please dont sit next to me!"

I felt like I won the lucky ticket when he went and sat next to the other guy. 55555

[Doctor Phibes]

@taiwan_girl said in "Let's go Brandon" on airplanes:

@Doctor-Phibes said in "Let's go Brandon" on airplanes:

Or worse still, seeing him walking slowly down the plane corridor, and thinking 'please don't be next to me, please don't be next to me...'

I was on a plane once, there was only two open seats, one next to me and one across the aisle next to another guy.

All of a sudden, this extremely heavy guy starts walking down the aisle. I catch eyes with the guy across the aisle, and we both know we are thinking the same thing, "please dont sit next to me! Please dont sit next to me!"

I felt like I won the lucky ticket when he went and sat next to the other guy. 55555

Yes, we've all been there.

I think the worst-case scenario is some English wanker wearing an enormous sombrero and an offensive t-shirt featuring donkeys, who is making a connection on his way home from a holiday in Spain, and has been in the pub for the last 5 hours.

And no, George, I don't own a sombrero.

At least, not anymore.