Rules for dating my daughter

[89th]

My FIL gave this to me when I first starting dating his daughter. Now I have a copy, and my 3 year old daughter is sitting next to a boy during lunch time in Pre-K. Too early to give him a copy?

[Jolly]

Since he can't read it, I doubt it would do much good.

[89th]

I figured I could just put it in his backpack for his parents to read to him later?

[Larry]

This one can be reduced down to an easily remembered sentence ...

"Whatever you do to my daughter, I'm gonna do to you."

[Axtremus]

I have watched the sit-com, but have not read the writing until now.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/8_Simple_Rules

[jon-nyc]

@larry said in Rules for dating my daughter:

This one can be reduced down to an easily remembered sentence ...

"Whatever you do to my daughter, I'm gonna do to you."

What if he eats her ass?

[89th]

@larry said in Rules for dating my daughter:

"Whatever you do to my daughter, I'm gonna do to you."

Sounds geigh. Although I do chuckle at the overall rule, lol.

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in Rules for dating my daughter:

@larry said in Rules for dating my daughter:

This one can be reduced down to an easily remembered sentence ...

"Whatever you do to my daughter, I'm gonna do to you."

What if he eats her ass?

Then I'll do it with a Doberman and a hot poker.

I think the boy will get the message without taking it quite that literally.

[Larry]

@89th said in Rules for dating my daughter:

@larry said in Rules for dating my daughter:

"Whatever you do to my daughter, I'm gonna do to you."

Sounds geigh. Although I do chuckle at the overall rule, lol.

Never had any trouble with anyone thinking I might be geigh..

[George K]

@89th said in Rules for dating my daughter:

geigh.

How do you pronounce that, "gef"?

[89th]

@george-k No weigh, it sounds like neigh, know what I seigh?

[George K]

@89th said in Rules for dating my daughter:

@george-k No weigh, it sounds like neigh, know what I seigh?

OK, thanks. Your explanations made me laugh.