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  • 89th8 Offline
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    So it seems the government is giving 4 free at-home tests to every residential address in the US. Costs about $4 billion total for the program, which includes about 500 million tests total.

    Orders can start tomorrow at COVIDtests.gov

    Anyway... I don't think the website will have the issues that obamacare's website did, since the website idea here seems pretty simple: Allow every address to order 4 kits and I'd imagine, once an address has been used, the website will flag it as no longer valid for future orders. Heck, I'm sure Klaus or other IT folks here could've build this site over the weekend.

    Other observations/predictions:

    I wonder if people taking kits from other people's mailboxes will be a thing in the near future. I could see that... illegal or not, using someone else's address and then swooping in to take it once delivered?

    I wonder how delayed some kits might be.

    Might see a big uptick in cases reported if everyone has the ability to test easily.

    Anyway... I think it's a good, simple program that spends $4 billion much more effectively than supporting Johnny sitting on the couch when he could be working a job.

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    • MikM Away
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      Mik
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      “Do not underestimate Joe’s ability to fuck things up”

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • JollyJ Offline
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        The test is only as good as the sample.

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        • LuFins DadL Offline
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          LuFins Dad
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          You know there’s no reporting mechanism, right?

          Unless they’ve changed that?

          The Brad

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          • CopperC Offline
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            Copper
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            #5

            From the web site:

            Every home in the U.S. can soon order 4 free at-⁠home COVID-⁠19 tests. The tests will be completely free—there are no shipping costs and you don’t need to enter a credit card number.

            I'm not sure they understand the idea of completely free.

            Someone will pay.

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            • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

              You know there’s no reporting mechanism, right?

              Unless they’ve changed that?

              89th8 Offline
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              @lufins-dad said in COVIDtests.gov:

              You know there’s no reporting mechanism, right?

              Unless they’ve changed that?

              Interesting, maybe it's just to help folks know if/when they should get a real test or at the minimum limit exposure to others.

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              • CopperC Copper

                From the web site:

                Every home in the U.S. can soon order 4 free at-⁠home COVID-⁠19 tests. The tests will be completely free—there are no shipping costs and you don’t need to enter a credit card number.

                I'm not sure they understand the idea of completely free.

                Someone will pay.

                89th8 Offline
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                @copper said in COVIDtests.gov:

                From the web site:

                Every home in the U.S. can soon order 4 free at-⁠home COVID-⁠19 tests. The tests will be completely free—there are no shipping costs and you don’t need to enter a credit card number.

                I'm not sure they understand the idea of completely free.

                Someone will pay.

                True, would be nice if they referenced it being taxpayer funded, just to remind folks.

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                • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                  You know there’s no reporting mechanism, right?

                  Unless they’ve changed that?

                  AxtremusA Offline
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                  wrote on last edited by
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                  @lufins-dad said in COVIDtests.gov:

                  You know there’s no reporting mechanism, right?

                  Unless they’ve changed that?

                  I wanted to crack a joke about nanotechnology and microchips but I really don’t want to feed into conspiracy theories.

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                  • 89th8 Offline
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                    Well the website now has a link to order your free 4 tests. But it takes you to a USPS site to fill out (which I did). As expected, you cannot submit again for the same address.

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                    • LuFins DadL Offline
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                      I had no intention of ordering any, but Karla did yesterday. She’s planning on sending them down to Lucas since he is supposed to test anytime he has a close contact on campus. With 3000 kids, that’s going to be every day…

                      The Brad

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                      • MikM Away
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                        Mik
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                        The university should be providing tests. My daughter's does.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • CopperC Offline
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                          Copper
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                          I just ordered my 4 free tests.

                          Thanks to those of you who pay taxes.

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                          • JollyJ Offline
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                            I already had my free tests. Got them a few weeks ago...

                            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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