Hay George

[jon-nyc]

Last night I said to my son “go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the fields”.

He said “what does that have to do with anything?”

I said “it means it’s pasture bedtime.”

[Mik]

[Doctor Phibes]

@mik said in Hay George:

Don't encourage him, it will only get worse.

[LuFins Dad]

You know George will milk this one for all it’s worth.

[George K]

A blonde heard that baths in milk would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons.

So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said “I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk, did you mean 2.5 gallons?”

The blonde said “No, I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.”

The milkman asked “Do you want it pasteurized?”

The blond said “No, just up to my tits, I can splash it on my eyes if I need to!”

[LuFins Dad]

Told you so! It was udderly predictable.

[Mik]

@doctor-phibes said in Hay George:

@mik said in Hay George:

Don't encourage him, it will only get worse.

True. there's too much at steak.

[Klaus]

@mik said in Hay George:

@doctor-phibes said in Hay George:

@mik said in Hay George:

Don't encourage him, it will only get worse.

True. there's too much at steak.

That's bullshit and you know it.

[89th]

@jon-nyc said in Hay George:

Last night I said to my son “go to bed, the cows are sleeping in the fields”.

He said “what does that have to do with anything?”

I said “it means it’s pasture bedtime.”

I tried telling my 3 year old that joke. She goes "what's a pasture?" ugh, so then I went with a "just moooooooove it" punchline of a joke about a cow crossing the road and she goes, "why doesn't he just use a bridge?" ugh. She clearly does not recognize comedy gold.

[kluurs]

@89th Well - get used to that. You're officially "old" in the lexicon of America's youth. I remember being 13 when 70 year old relative made a joke to show how "with it" he was. I didn't laugh. He wasn't "with it" in my eyes. He had no chance whatsoever.