Social Distancing

[George K]

Never had to stand this far back to pee before.. But I'm about to give it my best shot..

[89th]

[Mik]

In younger days.....

[Aqua Letifer]

Three to five adult beverages in and you could hit it, easy.

[George K]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Social Distancing:

Three to five adult beverages in and you could hit it, easy.

Perhaps @Mik could, but I'm older than he is.

[Horace]

Let's not turn this into a pissing contest.

[George K]

@Horace said in Social Distancing:

Let's not turn this into a pissing contest.

Should you decide to do that, I'll lay prostate before you.

[Aqua Letifer]

@George-K said in Social Distancing:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Social Distancing:

Three to five adult beverages in and you could hit it, easy.

Perhaps @Mik could, but I'm older than he is.

Pfffffft. You underestimate yourself.

[Mik]

@Horace said in Social Distancing:

Let's not turn this into a pissing contest.

Ok now I’m confused. Tell me again why you come here?

[Horace]

To spread joy?

[Loki]

@Mik said in Social Distancing:

In younger days.....

In the days of my youth
I was told what it was to be a man
Now I've reached the age
I've tried to do all those things the best I can…

[LuFins Dad]

That’s only 2 feet from the tip..,

[A Former User]

@Loki said in Social Distancing:

@Mik said in Social Distancing:

In younger days.....

In the days of my youth
I was told what it was to be a man
Now I've reached the age
I've tried to do all those things the best I can…

My band covers that one. It segues right after Born to be wild.

[Klaus]

Could every male kindly specify what distance he can cover, grouped by kind of body fluid?

[George K]

Speaking of bathrooms (I know, I know, but it's still funny):

[Loki]

@George-K said in Social Distancing:

Speaking of bathrooms (I know, I know, but it's still funny):

Imagine getting paid and making it your life’s work to think that way and see it through.

[LuFins Dad]

More probable that they locked the bathrooms because the park is closed and maintenance staff furloughed. They realize that people would still go into the park and do their business, hence the portapotty.

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in Social Distancing:

More probable that they locked the bathrooms because the park is closed and maintenance staff furloughed. They realize that people would still go into the park and do their business, hence the portapotty.

...I know, I know....

[Larry]

After my recent surgery I could now hit the X....