Probably a cunt

[Horace]

Or maybe not. I’m on my way to Missouri to visit my mom for thanksgiving. Of course I fly first class. I took a red eye and when I woke up after touch down the lady next to me said “sir please wear your mask”. Ok so I complied. But man that bothers me. Some rando doesn’t get to tell me what to do. After a moment of reflection regarding the fact that we’ve been sitting next to each other the whole time and then I wake up to this demand on my behavior, I asked her. Are you worried about your parents? We had exchanged a couple words at the start of the flight and she had let me know that she was visiting her parents. She responded “I like to follow rules”. Then I told her that she didn’t need to visit her parents. Also I told her that she didn’t need to say anything to me. Then I told her she was a cunt. Of course I’m the bad guy.

[Improviso]

Too may Karen's in this world these days.

I suppose you're lucky you remained relatively calm about it. Good thing too. Or your mom would be visiting you in the pokey on Thanksgiving day.

I'd be pissed about that situation if it happened to me. I probably would have told her to go fuck herself. Then I'd be in the cell next to you.

[89th]

I presume you’re referring to your fancy eye/sleep mask in first class.

[Copper]

@horace said in Probably a cunt:

“sir please wear your mask”.

Put on your ski mask and loot her Gucci purse.

[Jolly]

If Horace's wife caught him messing around with another woman's gucci, there'd be hell to pay.

[jon-nyc]

I think it’s safe to say you were being a cunt.

[Horace]

@jon-nyc said in Probably a cunt:

I think it’s safe to say you were being a cunt.

You would have tapped her，that is certain. You never even tapped a black girl. Guess who has?

[Mik]

Mik, who is picturing Horace singing 'Brown Sugar'. Probably all day.

[Axtremus]

If, somewhere in the process of buying your ticket, you agreed to keeping your mask on while in flight, then you keep your mask on while in flight. Honor the agreement that you have made, it’s that simple.

[Mik]

See? It's not just you, Horace!