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    • George K
      George K last edited by

      Surgeon: "You're only as good as your plan B."

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      I wish Sam Kinison was still alive so he could talk to some of your about your "hurt feelings."

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      • George K
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        Orthopedic Surgeon: "I totally should have peed before this case. Just thought everyone should know."

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        I wish Sam Kinison was still alive so he could talk to some of your about your "hurt feelings."

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        • George K
          George K last edited by

          Surgeons' comments:

          "I need a squirt."

          "Clean the tip."

          "I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."

          "Can you tie me up?"

          "I'm wet."

          "Suck here."

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          I wish Sam Kinison was still alive so he could talk to some of your about your "hurt feelings."

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          • George K
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            Putting only 6 screws in an 8 hole plate.

            Nurse: why didn’t we use 8 screws?

            Me: Sometimes we don’t fill all the holes.

            Nurse: ………….

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            I wish Sam Kinison was still alive so he could talk to some of your about your "hurt feelings."

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            • George K
              George K last edited by George K

              General surgeon to RN: "I don't know that you should take it as a compliment that we get along. It may be a sign of pathology."

              Plastic surgeon: "Anything that can be done, can be done wrong. Another law of surgery right there."

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              I wish Sam Kinison was still alive so he could talk to some of your about your "hurt feelings."

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              • George K
                George K last edited by George K

                One of the real PITA behaviors of some surgeons is having the circulator answer his phone while they are operating.

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                Ortho Surgeon: “Can you check that text for me?”
                Circulator: (looks at the phone for a second) “It’s Sinnamon, with an ‘S’, she says you left your wallet at her place last night, and thanks for the extra $100.”

                (Ortho Surgeon looked totally bewildered).

                I work with some funny people. 🤣 Maybe that’s how you get the surgeon to stop asking you to answer their phone!

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                I wish Sam Kinison was still alive so he could talk to some of your about your "hurt feelings."

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                • George K
                  George K last edited by

                  Surgeon's headlight keeps going out...

                  Anesthesiologist: "Should I direct some of my brilliance at the surgical site?"

                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  I wish Sam Kinison was still alive so he could talk to some of your about your "hurt feelings."

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                  • George K
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                    Regarding a patient with a gangrenous digit...

                    Anesthesiologist 1: "He just needs a chihuahua to chew it off."

                    Anesthesiologist 2: "He's seeing Dr X, so that's basically the same thing."

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    I wish Sam Kinison was still alive so he could talk to some of your about your "hurt feelings."

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                    • George K
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                      RN: "This expires August '24."

                      Surgeon: "Holy shit, we better hurry up."

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      I wish Sam Kinison was still alive so he could talk to some of your about your "hurt feelings."

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                      • George K
                        George K last edited by

                        Surgeon to assistant: “Where is all the blood coming from?”

                        Anesthesiologist: “The blood bank”

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        I wish Sam Kinison was still alive so he could talk to some of your about your "hurt feelings."

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