Hay Bach! The "OR Quotes" Twitter Feed
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Patient, waking up: “We’re done??”
Anesthesiologist: “Yeah! You fell asleep, missed it!”
Patient: “How did it go?”
Anesthesiologist: “The other doctor will talk to you when you’re more awake. Anything we tell you right now you may not remember… including that.”
Patient: “… we’re done??”
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Yup. Exactly.
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One of the real PITA behaviors of some surgeons is having the circulator answer his phone while they are operating.
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Ortho Surgeon: “Can you check that text for me?”
Circulator: (looks at the phone for a second) “It’s Sinnamon, with an ‘S’, she says you left your wallet at her place last night, and thanks for the extra $100.”(Ortho Surgeon looked totally bewildered).
I work with some funny people.
Maybe that’s how you get the surgeon to stop asking you to answer their phone!@George-K said in Hay Bach! The "OR Quotes" Twitter Feed:
One of the real PITA behaviors of some surgeons is having the circulator answer his phone while they are operating.
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Ortho Surgeon: “Can you check that text for me?”
Circulator: (looks at the phone for a second) “It’s Sinnamon, with an ‘S’, she says you left your wallet at her place last night, and thanks for the extra $100.”(Ortho Surgeon looked totally bewildered).
I work with some funny people.
Maybe that’s how you get the surgeon to stop asking you to answer their phone!My fave.
