Fauci Kills Puppies
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I heard that in '92, Fauci muttered a slur at a 7-eleven clerk after he refused to sell him a case of Coors.
Further reports indicate that, when notified of his overdue Blockbuster rental, Fauci was overheard suggesting the establishment's staff pleasure themselves.
For the better part of 30 years, colleagues have all tried to speak out about his refusal to chip in for the office coffee club, despite his taking up to 3 cups a day from the pot.
According to locals familiar with the incident, he ran over his neighbor's kid's bike on purpose in 2002 because he was tired of finding it in his driveway.
There have been Facebook rumors that he uses margarine on his corn, but an inquiry is said to begin next week.
He also eats babies and wipes his ass with woodland creatures he steals from rescue centers.
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I heard that in '92, Fauci muttered a slur at a 7-eleven clerk after he refused to sell him a case of Coors.
Further reports indicate that, when notified of his overdue Blockbuster rental, Fauci was overheard suggesting the establishment's staff pleasure themselves.
For the better part of 30 years, colleagues have all tried to speak out about his refusal to chip in for the office coffee club, despite his taking up to 3 cups a day from the pot.
According to locals familiar with the incident, he ran over his neighbor's kid's bike on purpose in 2002 because he was tired of finding it in his driveway.
There have been Facebook rumors that he uses margarine on his corn, but an inquiry is said to begin next week.
He also eats babies and wipes his ass with woodland creatures he steals from rescue centers.
@aqua-letifer said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
he uses margarine on his corn
Well, that fucking tears it.
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@aqua-letifer said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
he uses margarine on his corn
Well, that fucking tears it.
@catseye3 said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@aqua-letifer said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
he uses margarine on his corn
Well, that fucking tears it.
He's not the guy the administration is telling you he is.
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Remember, folks, it's the liberals who personalize everything and act on their emotions.
Conservatives operate only on cold, hard, facts and data.
Facts like torturing puppies for profit.
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Remember, folks, it's the liberals who personalize everything and act on their emotions.
Conservatives operate only on cold, hard, facts and data.
Facts like torturing puppies for profit.
@doctor-phibes said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Remember, folks, it's the liberals who personalize everything and act on their emotions.
Conservatives operate only on cold, hard, facts and data.
Facts like torturing puppies for profit.
Fauci is Keyser Söze.
Please love yourself.
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Lousy reporting that doesn't tell you when the alleged experiment took place, does not specify which US program provided the funding, does not tell you when the funding was appropriated. Given the speed of internal government work, if the experiment has already taken place, chances are good that the funds were appropriated under the Trump administration. "Trump kills puppies!"
@axtremus said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Lousy reporting that doesn't tell you when the alleged experiment took place, does not specify which US program provided the funding, does not tell you when the funding was appropriated. Given the speed of internal government work, if the experiment has already taken place, chances are good that the funds were appropriated under the Trump administration. "Trump kills puppies!"
Ax, are you proud of biden?
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@doctor-phibes said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Remember, folks, it's the liberals who personalize everything and act on their emotions.
Conservatives operate only on cold, hard, facts and data.
Facts like torturing puppies for profit.
Fauci is Keyser Söze.
@aqua-letifer said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@doctor-phibes said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Remember, folks, it's the liberals who personalize everything and act on their emotions.
Conservatives operate only on cold, hard, facts and data.
Facts like torturing puppies for profit.
Fauci is Keyser Söze
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@axtremus said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Lousy reporting that doesn't tell you when the alleged experiment took place, does not specify which US program provided the funding, does not tell you when the funding was appropriated. Given the speed of internal government work, if the experiment has already taken place, chances are good that the funds were appropriated under the Trump administration. "Trump kills puppies!"
I went to the “white coat waste project” website. It’s not the kind of group that documents their claims.
@jon-nyc said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@axtremus said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Lousy reporting that doesn't tell you when the alleged experiment took place, does not specify which US program provided the funding, does not tell you when the funding was appropriated. Given the speed of internal government work, if the experiment has already taken place, chances are good that the funds were appropriated under the Trump administration. "Trump kills puppies!"
I went to the “white coat waste project” website. It’s not the kind of group that documents their claims.
Same story is at The Hill, which is probably where they got it from.
“Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”
Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton
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Why the sudden fuss about something that has been going on for decades?
I work with somebody who used to carry out experiments on monkeys. He’s a very nice guy.
@doctor-phibes said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Why the sudden fuss about something that has been going on for decades?
I work with somebody who used to carry out experiments on monkeys. He’s a very nice guy.
Nature of the experiment.
Animals have been used for many years. Beagles were one of the prime animals in verifying the link between cigarettes and lung cancer. But in any experiment, you treat the animals as humanely as possible.
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@jon-nyc said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@axtremus said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Lousy reporting that doesn't tell you when the alleged experiment took place, does not specify which US program provided the funding, does not tell you when the funding was appropriated. Given the speed of internal government work, if the experiment has already taken place, chances are good that the funds were appropriated under the Trump administration. "Trump kills puppies!"
I went to the “white coat waste project” website. It’s not the kind of group that documents their claims.
Same story is at The Hill, which is probably where they got it from.
@jolly said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@jon-nyc said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@axtremus said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Lousy reporting that doesn't tell you when the alleged experiment took place, does not specify which US program provided the funding, does not tell you when the funding was appropriated. Given the speed of internal government work, if the experiment has already taken place, chances are good that the funds were appropriated under the Trump administration. "Trump kills puppies!"
I went to the “white coat waste project” website. It’s not the kind of group that documents their claims.
Same story is at The Hill, which is probably where they got it from.
Right - it was the Hill article that sent me to the White Coat Waste Project. That’s the source of this.
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“Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”
Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton
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@jolly said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Even assuming the "White Coat Waste Project" got the facts straight (a leap of considerable faith), it seems to me you wouldn't have to know too much about how the world works to figure that Fauci doesn't actually read and approve all of the NIH's grants. If you were unsure, a quick google could inform you that NIH has 20k employees and makes ~50,000 grants a year.
I sit on a grant review committee. Reading 20 is hard work (admittedly I'm a non-scientist, but still).
Only non-witches get due process.
- Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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I don't much care if it is stupid shit. If it's effective, it may be shit, but it ain't stupid.
Just pounding another nail in the coffin.“Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”
Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton
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@jolly said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Even assuming the "White Coat Waste Project" got the facts straight (a leap of considerable faith), it seems to me you wouldn't have to know too much about how the world works to figure that Fauci doesn't actually read and approve all of the NIH's grants. If you were unsure, a quick google could inform you that NIH has 20k employees and makes ~50,000 grants a year.
I sit on a grant review committee. Reading 20 is hard work (admittedly I'm a non-scientist, but still).
@jon-nyc said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@jolly said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Even assuming the "White Coat Waste Project" got the facts straight (a leap of considerable faith), it seems to me you wouldn't have to know too much about how the world works to figure that Fauci doesn't actually read and approve all of the NIH's grants. …
Even then, chances are that the grant was approved/appropriated while Trump was in the White House, making Trump the side “who approved beagle pups be locked in cages so their faces can be eaten alive by giant sandflies, with the dogs having had their vocal chords severed so they cannot cry out in pain...”
I sit on a grant review committee. Reading 20 is hard work (admittedly I'm a non-scientist, but still).
Why not get a scientist to do that work for you?
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@jon-nyc said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@jolly said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Even assuming the "White Coat Waste Project" got the facts straight (a leap of considerable faith), it seems to me you wouldn't have to know too much about how the world works to figure that Fauci doesn't actually read and approve all of the NIH's grants. …
Even then, chances are that the grant was approved/appropriated while Trump was in the White House, making Trump the side “who approved beagle pups be locked in cages so their faces can be eaten alive by giant sandflies, with the dogs having had their vocal chords severed so they cannot cry out in pain...”
I sit on a grant review committee. Reading 20 is hard work (admittedly I'm a non-scientist, but still).
Why not get a scientist to do that work for you?
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I don't much care if it is stupid shit. If it's effective, it may be shit, but it ain't stupid.
Just pounding another nail in the coffin.@jolly said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
I don't much care if it is stupid shit. If it's effective, it may be shit, but it ain't stupid.
We’ve seen the short-bus defense theories, this is the short-bus offense theory.
But of course you’re right. This one even resonated with you, apparently, and you surely know better.
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Of course. But if there's anything I learned from Russia! Russia! Russia!, perception is reality in politics. Even strong enough to impeach a President.
So if a lying Dr. Fauxi can be painted with tar of a dubious nature, hand me another bucket of the sticky stuff.
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Of course. But if there's anything I learned from Russia! Russia! Russia!, perception is reality in politics. Even strong enough to impeach a President.
So if a lying Dr. Fauxi can be painted with tar of a dubious nature, hand me another bucket of the sticky stuff.
@jolly said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Of course. But if there's anything I learned from Russia! Russia! Russia!, perception is reality in politics. Even strong enough to impeach a President.
But you are wrong, it wasn’t “Russia” that led to Trump’s impeachment. It was Ukraine that led to Trump’s first impeachment, and it was a riot at the Capitol that led to Trump’s second impeachment.
