Fauci Kills Puppies
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We’d be screwed without mouse models and NHP models. I haven’t heard of pharmaceutical tests on dogs though.
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@jon-nyc said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
We’d be screwed without mouse models and NHP models. I haven’t heard of pharmaceutical tests on dogs though.
In the 60’s they tested cigarettes on beagles. I somehow doubt the use stopped after that.
Just Google ‘testing on beagles’
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Sometimes the pathogenesis of a particular disease is much closer to that of humans in one animal than others. Maybe Beagles drew a short straw with a particular disease rendering them more accurate than non-human primates or rodents.
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I heard that in '92, Fauci muttered a slur at a 7-eleven clerk after he refused to sell him a case of Coors.
Further reports indicate that, when notified of his overdue Blockbuster rental, Fauci was overheard suggesting the establishment's staff pleasure themselves.
For the better part of 30 years, colleagues have all tried to speak out about his refusal to chip in for the office coffee club, despite his taking up to 3 cups a day from the pot.
According to locals familiar with the incident, he ran over his neighbor's kid's bike on purpose in 2002 because he was tired of finding it in his driveway.
There have been Facebook rumors that he uses margarine on his corn, but an inquiry is said to begin next week.
He also eats babies and wipes his ass with woodland creatures he steals from rescue centers.
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@aqua-letifer said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
he uses margarine on his corn
Well, that fucking tears it.
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@catseye3 said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@aqua-letifer said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
he uses margarine on his corn
Well, that fucking tears it.
He's not the guy the administration is telling you he is.
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Remember, folks, it's the liberals who personalize everything and act on their emotions.
Conservatives operate only on cold, hard, facts and data.
Facts like torturing puppies for profit.
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@doctor-phibes said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Remember, folks, it's the liberals who personalize everything and act on their emotions.
Conservatives operate only on cold, hard, facts and data.
Facts like torturing puppies for profit.
Fauci is Keyser Söze.
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@axtremus said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Lousy reporting that doesn't tell you when the alleged experiment took place, does not specify which US program provided the funding, does not tell you when the funding was appropriated. Given the speed of internal government work, if the experiment has already taken place, chances are good that the funds were appropriated under the Trump administration. "Trump kills puppies!"
Ax, are you proud of biden?
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@aqua-letifer said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@doctor-phibes said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Remember, folks, it's the liberals who personalize everything and act on their emotions.
Conservatives operate only on cold, hard, facts and data.
Facts like torturing puppies for profit.
Fauci is Keyser Söze
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@jon-nyc said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@axtremus said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Lousy reporting that doesn't tell you when the alleged experiment took place, does not specify which US program provided the funding, does not tell you when the funding was appropriated. Given the speed of internal government work, if the experiment has already taken place, chances are good that the funds were appropriated under the Trump administration. "Trump kills puppies!"
I went to the “white coat waste project” website. It’s not the kind of group that documents their claims.
Same story is at The Hill, which is probably where they got it from.
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@doctor-phibes said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Why the sudden fuss about something that has been going on for decades?
I work with somebody who used to carry out experiments on monkeys. He’s a very nice guy.
Nature of the experiment.
Animals have been used for many years. Beagles were one of the prime animals in verifying the link between cigarettes and lung cancer. But in any experiment, you treat the animals as humanely as possible.
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@jolly said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@jon-nyc said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@axtremus said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Lousy reporting that doesn't tell you when the alleged experiment took place, does not specify which US program provided the funding, does not tell you when the funding was appropriated. Given the speed of internal government work, if the experiment has already taken place, chances are good that the funds were appropriated under the Trump administration. "Trump kills puppies!"
I went to the “white coat waste project” website. It’s not the kind of group that documents their claims.
Same story is at The Hill, which is probably where they got it from.
Right - it was the Hill article that sent me to the White Coat Waste Project. That’s the source of this.
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@jolly said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Even assuming the "White Coat Waste Project" got the facts straight (a leap of considerable faith), it seems to me you wouldn't have to know too much about how the world works to figure that Fauci doesn't actually read and approve all of the NIH's grants. If you were unsure, a quick google could inform you that NIH has 20k employees and makes ~50,000 grants a year.
I sit on a grant review committee. Reading 20 is hard work (admittedly I'm a non-scientist, but still).
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@jolly said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Alternative reply:
"When you tweet stupid shit like this, you're probably not on the side of the 'smart guys'."
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@jon-nyc said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
@jolly said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Even assuming the "White Coat Waste Project" got the facts straight (a leap of considerable faith), it seems to me you wouldn't have to know too much about how the world works to figure that Fauci doesn't actually read and approve all of the NIH's grants. …
Even then, chances are that the grant was approved/appropriated while Trump was in the White House, making Trump the side “who approved beagle pups be locked in cages so their faces can be eaten alive by giant sandflies, with the dogs having had their vocal chords severed so they cannot cry out in pain...”
I sit on a grant review committee. Reading 20 is hard work (admittedly I'm a non-scientist, but still).
Why not get a scientist to do that work for you?
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@axtremus said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
Why not get a scientist to do that work for you?
A few dozen scientists sit on the committee with me.
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@jolly said in Fauci Kills Puppies:
I don't much care if it is stupid shit. If it's effective, it may be shit, but it ain't stupid.
We’ve seen the short-bus defense theories, this is the short-bus offense theory.
But of course you’re right. This one even resonated with you, apparently, and you surely know better.