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  • 8 89th
    21 Oct 2021, 15:27

    I believe in the next few days Facebook will announce a new name, any guesses?

    I’m guessing it will be similar to where Google created a parent company called Alphabet, but the Google product remained.

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    Mik
    wrote on 21 Oct 2021, 16:13 last edited by
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    @89th said in Facebook’s new name…guesses?:

    I believe in the next few days Facebook will announce a new name, any guesses?

    I’m guessing it will be similar to where Google created a parent company called Alphabet, but the Google product remained.

    Agreed. It will be a holding company and is designed to take news articles off the products.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • 8 89th
      21 Oct 2021, 15:27

      I believe in the next few days Facebook will announce a new name, any guesses?

      I’m guessing it will be similar to where Google created a parent company called Alphabet, but the Google product remained.

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      Copper
      wrote on 21 Oct 2021, 16:32 last edited by
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      @89th said in Facebook’s new name…guesses?:

      Facebook will announce a new name

      Progressive Democrats of America

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        kluurs
        wrote on 21 Oct 2021, 16:42 last edited by
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        Facy McBookface article

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          Doctor Phibes
          wrote on 21 Oct 2021, 17:39 last edited by
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          TRUTH.

          Maybe somebody forgot to reserve a domain name?

          I was only joking

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            George K
            wrote on 28 Oct 2021, 19:05 last edited by
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            https://gizmodo.com/facebooks-new-name-is-meta-1847957440

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Mik
              wrote on 28 Oct 2021, 19:12 last edited by
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              Should have been The Matrix. That's rather what he's building.

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                89th
                wrote on 28 Oct 2021, 19:26 last edited by
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                Meta was so obvious it was like a placeholder for what a real, creative name could've been. Oh well. I guess it's all about me(ta).

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 28 Oct 2021, 19:35 last edited by
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                  I wonder if it will be like Alphabet. A name not used outside of corporate headquarters and securities firms.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                  • J jon-nyc
                    28 Oct 2021, 19:35

                    I wonder if it will be like Alphabet. A name not used outside of corporate headquarters and securities firms.

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                    89th
                    wrote on 28 Oct 2021, 20:15 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc Probably exactly like that. It's also not the most friendly word to use in a sentence. "Hey, have you checked meta lately?"

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                    • J jon-nyc
                      28 Oct 2021, 19:35

                      I wonder if it will be like Alphabet. A name not used outside of corporate headquarters and securities firms.

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                      xenon
                      wrote on 28 Oct 2021, 22:10 last edited by
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                      @jon-nyc said in Facebook’s new name…guesses?:

                      I wonder if it will be like Alphabet. A name not used outside of corporate headquarters and securities firms.

                      Yes.. also I think some segment of employees would like to say "I work for Meta" instead of having to say they work for Facebook.

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                      • 8 89th
                        28 Oct 2021, 20:15

                        @jon-nyc Probably exactly like that. It's also not the most friendly word to use in a sentence. "Hey, have you checked meta lately?"

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 28 Oct 2021, 22:19 last edited by
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                        @89th said in Facebook’s new name…guesses?:

                        @jon-nyc Probably exactly like that. It's also not the most friendly word to use in a sentence. "Hey, have you checked meta lately?"

                        I assume they aren’t changing the name of the Facebook product, just the company, which has several properties as you know.

                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                          Horace
                          wrote on 28 Oct 2021, 22:21 last edited by
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                          Who the heck is that guy, anyway? What insights into the human condition has Mark Zuckerberg ever had, other than to make his company bigger? Has he ever gone public with a thought that matters, other than to what makes his company bigger?

                          Education is extremely important.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 28 Oct 2021, 22:39 last edited by
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                            I first encountered my girlfriend on the old Facebook.

                            I'd never Meta before.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 28 Oct 2021, 23:40 last edited by
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                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                Aqua Letifer
                                wrote on 29 Oct 2021, 02:21 last edited by
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                                Can we just cut the shit already? Is Facebook building Wintermute, or Neuromancer? That's all the hell I want to know.

                                Please love yourself.

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                                • HoraceH Horace
                                  28 Oct 2021, 22:21

                                  Who the heck is that guy, anyway? What insights into the human condition has Mark Zuckerberg ever had, other than to make his company bigger? Has he ever gone public with a thought that matters, other than to what makes his company bigger?

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                                  Doctor Phibes
                                  wrote on 29 Oct 2021, 11:50 last edited by Doctor Phibes
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                                  @horace said in Facebook’s new name…guesses?:

                                  Who the heck is that guy, anyway? What insights into the human condition has Mark Zuckerberg ever had, other than to make his company bigger? Has he ever gone public with a thought that matters, other than to what makes his company bigger?

                                  So you're complaining that he restricts himself to talking about stuff that he actually knows about?

                                  The last bloody thing I need is yet another amateur philosopher or political "commentator" spouting on. We're freaking inundated with those a-holes.

                                  I was only joking

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 29 Oct 2021, 13:14 last edited by
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                                    Bookend:

                                    Screen Shot 2021-10-29 at 8.13.37 AM.png

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    • G George K
                                      29 Oct 2021, 13:14

                                      Bookend:

                                      Screen Shot 2021-10-29 at 8.13.37 AM.png

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                                      89th
                                      wrote on 29 Oct 2021, 14:34 last edited by
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                                      @george-k Gotta smoke those meats.

                                      Hey.. meat is an anagram for meta!

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 29 Oct 2021, 21:44 last edited by
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                                        Seen on Twitter:

                                        I preferred “meta” when it was attached to “mucil.”

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          Catseye3
                                          wrote on 30 Oct 2021, 14:23 last edited by
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                                          Satire from The Borowitz Report

                                          Mark Zuckerberg Changes Name to Mother Teresa
                                          “The name ‘Mark Zuckerberg’ did not accurately describe my function: to be a force for good, spreading love and kindness throughout the metaverse,” Mother Teresa said.

                                          Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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