Does Jon need a part-time job?

[Copper]

Filthy and drunk

[Aqua Letifer]

@horace said in Does Jon need a part-time job?:

I still hate the Irish. Not necessarily because they’re a filthy people, but mostly for the sake of tradition.

I put it to you that there is literally no white ethnic group more obnoxious than the Irish. Not even Italians hold that distinction.

[George K]

@aqua-letifer said in Does Jon need a part-time job?:

I put it to you that there is literally no white ethnic group more obnoxious than the Irish. Not even Italians hold that distinction.

My grammar school was in a very Italian neighborhood.

My high-school was in a very Irish neighborhood (with an appropriate smattering of mafioso spawn).

The Italians were more obnoxious, but at least they were more honest about it.

[Aqua Letifer]

@george-k said in Does Jon need a part-time job?:

My grammar school was in a very Italian neighborhood.
My high-school was in a very Irish neighborhood (with an appropriate smattering of mafioso spawn).
The Italians were more obnoxious, but at least they were more honest about it.

But the Italians don't get into pissing matches about who's the greatest shithead, which they think is directly correlated to how Italian they are.

Not only that it also presupposes they hate their own. Everyone who isn't Irish can fuck themselves. If you're Irish, you're not nearly as Irish as me, so you can go fuck yourself. I mean honestly that's why St. Patrick's is so important to Irish Americans, they sure as shit don't get invited to any other parties.

[George K]

@aqua-letifer said in Does Jon need a part-time job?:

But the Italians don't get into pissing matches about who's the greatest shithead, which they think is directly correlated to how Italian they are.

Well, yeah. But you're talking about drunk Irishmen* and EyeTalians.

That's a whole 'nother discussion.

• I reconsidered. Is there any other kind?

[Aqua Letifer]

@george-k said in Does Jon need a part-time job?:

@aqua-letifer said in Does Jon need a part-time job?:

But the Italians don't get into pissing matches about who's the greatest shithead, which they think is directly correlated to how Italian they are.

Well, yeah. But you're talking about drunk Irishmen* and EyeTalians.

That's a whole 'nother discussion.

• I reconsidered. Is there any other kind?

The ones in jail?

[Horace]

@aqua-letifer said in Does Jon need a part-time job?:

@george-k said in Does Jon need a part-time job?:

@aqua-letifer said in Does Jon need a part-time job?:

But the Italians don't get into pissing matches about who's the greatest shithead, which they think is directly correlated to how Italian they are.

Well, yeah. But you're talking about drunk Irishmen* and EyeTalians.

That's a whole 'nother discussion.

• I reconsidered. Is there any other kind?

The ones in jail?

What, you’ve never heard of prison wine?

[Copper]

Link to video

[Jolly]

@aqua-letifer said in Does Jon need a part-time job?:

@horace said in Does Jon need a part-time job?:

I still hate the Irish. Not necessarily because they’re a filthy people, but mostly for the sake of tradition.

I put it to you that there is literally no white ethnic group more obnoxious than the Irish. Not even Italians hold that distinction.

Yeah, but they've got 500 recipes for potatoes. That has to count for something...

[jon-nyc]

@jolly said in Does Jon need a part-time job?:

Does Jon need a part-time job?

Short answer is no. lol

[Jolly]

$199.27/day.

You would walk away from that?