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Some Jokes Just Write Themselves

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  • Catseye3C Offline
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    Catseye3
    wrote on last edited by Catseye3
    #1

    There's a book titled The Chicago Guide to Grammar, Usage and Punctuation.

    Seriously.

    Jew believe dat?

    Dere's dese two guys, dey heard about dis and dint believe it! Da bode uv em said, no way! Dat's fufu!

    Dey was on dere way to see da Bearsss play at Soldier Field -- over by da North South Side, dere.

    Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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    • M Offline
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      MainerMikeBrown
      wrote on last edited by
      #2

      I'm not from Chicago.

      But my grammatical and spelling skills need work. I admit that.

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      • MikM Offline
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        Mik
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        #3

        They would need a lot more if you were from Da Region.

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • George KG Offline
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          George K
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          "Hey, bus driver! Does this bus go to da loop?"

          "No! It goes 'beep beep'."

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • George KG George K

            "Hey, bus driver! Does this bus go to da loop?"

            "No! It goes 'beep beep'."

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            Catseye3
            wrote on last edited by
            #5

            @george-k said in Some Jokes Just Write Themselves:

            "No! It goes 'beep beep'."

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            Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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            • Catseye3C Catseye3

              @george-k said in Some Jokes Just Write Themselves:

              "No! It goes 'beep beep'."

              5b44262e-3560-4568-8b79-aee7d487b31b-image.png

              George KG Offline
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              George K
              wrote on last edited by
              #6

              @catseye3 when I lived downtown, near the Mag Mile, I told that joke a lot.

              It was 1978...

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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