Some Jokes Just Write Themselves

[Catseye3]

There's a book titled The Chicago Guide to Grammar, Usage and Punctuation.

Seriously.

Jew believe dat?

Dere's dese two guys, dey heard about dis and dint believe it! Da bode uv em said, no way! Dat's fufu!

Dey was on dere way to see da Bearsss play at Soldier Field -- over by da North South Side, dere.

[MainerMikeBrown]

I'm not from Chicago.

But my grammatical and spelling skills need work. I admit that.

[Mik]

They would need a lot more if you were from Da Region.

[George K]

"Hey, bus driver! Does this bus go to da loop?"

"No! It goes 'beep beep'."

[Catseye3]

@george-k said in Some Jokes Just Write Themselves:

"No! It goes 'beep beep'."

[George K]

@catseye3 when I lived downtown, near the Mag Mile, I told that joke a lot.

It was 1978...