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    Doctor Phibes
    wrote on 11 Jul 2021, 23:03 last edited by Doctor Phibes 7 Nov 2021, 23:03
    #5

    So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

    Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

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    • J Jolly
      11 Jul 2021, 22:47

      @friday said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

      Last weekend I had a conversation with my neighbor's (conservative) son, who was complaining about not being able to find a girlfriend because all the women out there were progressive.

      How about doing some spouse hunting at church?

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      Aqua Letifer
      wrote on 11 Jul 2021, 23:08 last edited by
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      @jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

      @friday said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

      Last weekend I had a conversation with my neighbor's (conservative) son, who was complaining about not being able to find a girlfriend because all the women out there were progressive.

      How about doing some spouse hunting at church?

      It would highly depend on the church, I think.

      Please love yourself.

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      • D Doctor Phibes
        11 Jul 2021, 23:03

        So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

        Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

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        Aqua Letifer
        wrote on 11 Jul 2021, 23:09 last edited by
        #7

        @doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

        So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

        Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

        My guess is that there's a direct relationship between how passionate you are about politics and how much people want to be around you, let alone people you might fancy.

        Please love yourself.

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        • D Doctor Phibes
          11 Jul 2021, 23:03

          So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

          Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

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          Jolly
          wrote on 11 Jul 2021, 23:09 last edited by Jolly 7 Nov 2021, 23:10
          #8

          @doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

          So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

          Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

          You damn well better, if youre thinking of actually getting serious with anybody. And sadly, it's getting that way for even a casual date.

          It ain't 1980 anymore, bud...

          “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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          • A Aqua Letifer
            11 Jul 2021, 23:08

            @jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

            @friday said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

            Last weekend I had a conversation with my neighbor's (conservative) son, who was complaining about not being able to find a girlfriend because all the women out there were progressive.

            How about doing some spouse hunting at church?

            It would highly depend on the church, I think.

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            Jolly
            wrote on 11 Jul 2021, 23:23 last edited by
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            @aqua-letifer said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

            @jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

            @friday said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

            Last weekend I had a conversation with my neighbor's (conservative) son, who was complaining about not being able to find a girlfriend because all the women out there were progressive.

            How about doing some spouse hunting at church?

            It would highly depend on the church, I think.

            Oh, I'd think so.

            Let's take Roman Catholics for example...I'm sure some churches are more conservative than others, even within a given diocese. If you're looking for a conservative girl, I suspect you're more likely to find one there.

            Of course, I've been out of the dating scene for quite sometime...

            “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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            • J Jolly
              11 Jul 2021, 23:09

              @doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

              So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

              Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

              You damn well better, if youre thinking of actually getting serious with anybody. And sadly, it's getting that way for even a casual date.

              It ain't 1980 anymore, bud...

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              Catseye3
              wrote on 11 Jul 2021, 23:31 last edited by
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              @jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

              Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

              You damn well better, if you're thinking of actually getting serious with anybody.

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              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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              • J Jolly
                11 Jul 2021, 23:09

                @doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

                Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

                You damn well better, if youre thinking of actually getting serious with anybody. And sadly, it's getting that way for even a casual date.

                It ain't 1980 anymore, bud...

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                Doctor Phibes
                wrote on 11 Jul 2021, 23:35 last edited by
                #11

                @jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                @doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

                Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

                You damn well better, if youre thinking of actually getting serious with anybody. And sadly, it's getting that way for even a casual date.

                It ain't 1980 anymore, bud...

                I never picked up any women at church, either.

                Politics and religion? I think I'd rather stay single.

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                • D Doctor Phibes
                  11 Jul 2021, 23:35

                  @jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                  @doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                  So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

                  Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

                  You damn well better, if youre thinking of actually getting serious with anybody. And sadly, it's getting that way for even a casual date.

                  It ain't 1980 anymore, bud...

                  I never picked up any women at church, either.

                  Politics and religion? I think I'd rather stay single.

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                  Jolly
                  wrote on 12 Jul 2021, 00:08 last edited by
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                  @doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                  @jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                  @doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                  So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

                  Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

                  You damn well better, if youre thinking of actually getting serious with anybody. And sadly, it's getting that way for even a casual date.

                  It ain't 1980 anymore, bud...

                  I never picked up any women at church, either.

                  Politics and religion? I think I'd rather stay single.

                  You're married only because your wife took pity on you.😛😛😛

                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  • J Jolly
                    12 Jul 2021, 00:08

                    @doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                    @jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                    @doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                    So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

                    Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

                    You damn well better, if youre thinking of actually getting serious with anybody. And sadly, it's getting that way for even a casual date.

                    It ain't 1980 anymore, bud...

                    I never picked up any women at church, either.

                    Politics and religion? I think I'd rather stay single.

                    You're married only because your wife took pity on you.😛😛😛

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                    George K
                    wrote on 12 Jul 2021, 00:14 last edited by
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                    @jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                    You're married only because your wife took pity on you.

                    I've met Mrs. D'Oh Phibes. She's delightful, charming, and, as you might suspect infinitely patient.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • G George K
                      12 Jul 2021, 00:14

                      @jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                      You're married only because your wife took pity on you.

                      I've met Mrs. D'Oh Phibes. She's delightful, charming, and, as you might suspect infinitely patient.

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                      Jolly
                      wrote on 12 Jul 2021, 00:22 last edited by
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                      @george-k said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                      @jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                      You're married only because your wife took pity on you.

                      I've met Mrs. D'Oh Phibes. She's delightful, charming, and, as you might suspect infinitely patient.

                      Exactly as I pictured her.

                      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                        Friday
                        wrote on 12 Jul 2021, 01:16 last edited by
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                        In L.A. it's not just the politics. It's the whole woke mindset. Shaun (the son) isn't fully woke, and so he can't have a good conversation with women his age.

                        I would suggest church, but he is a heathen.
                        (that's a joke, but you know what I mean)

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                        • J Jolly
                          12 Jul 2021, 00:08

                          @doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                          @jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                          @doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                          So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

                          Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

                          You damn well better, if youre thinking of actually getting serious with anybody. And sadly, it's getting that way for even a casual date.

                          It ain't 1980 anymore, bud...

                          I never picked up any women at church, either.

                          Politics and religion? I think I'd rather stay single.

                          You're married only because your wife took pity on you.😛😛😛

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                          Doctor Phibes
                          wrote on 12 Jul 2021, 01:21 last edited by
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                            Doctor Phibes
                            wrote on 12 Jul 2021, 01:22 last edited by
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                            That last post was for Jon, as he's hopefully the only one who can see it.

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                              Catseye3
                              wrote on 12 Jul 2021, 01:23 last edited by
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                              But aren't people hovering between youth and adulthood mostly what we today call woke?

                              Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                12 Jul 2021, 01:22

                                That last post was for Jon, as he's hopefully the only one who can see it.

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                                George K
                                wrote on 12 Jul 2021, 01:23 last edited by
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                                @doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                                he's hopefully the only one who can see it.

                                Nope....

                                How much is that secret worth to you....

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 12 Jul 2021, 01:24 last edited by
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                                  If you are counting out religious girls you are missing out. They were why I went to church.

                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  • M Mik
                                    12 Jul 2021, 01:24

                                    If you are counting out religious girls you are missing out. They were why I went to church.

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                                    Doctor Phibes
                                    wrote on 12 Jul 2021, 02:21 last edited by
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                                    @mik said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

                                    If you are counting out religious girls you are missing out. They were why I went to church.

                                    And now they're why you're going to hell.

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