Well, take your balls out of your purse...

[Horace]

@friday said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

Last weekend I had a conversation with my neighbor's (conservative) son, who was complaining about not being able to find a girlfriend because all the women out there were progressive.

In the LA area or bay area? If you don't hate Trump you're out of the ballgame. Women don't like weirdos, and only a weirdo would not hate Trump, as far as most women in those areas are aware.

[Jolly]

@friday said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

Last weekend I had a conversation with my neighbor's (conservative) son, who was complaining about not being able to find a girlfriend because all the women out there were progressive.

How about doing some spouse hunting at church?

[Doctor Phibes]

So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

[Aqua Letifer]

@jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

@friday said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

Last weekend I had a conversation with my neighbor's (conservative) son, who was complaining about not being able to find a girlfriend because all the women out there were progressive.

How about doing some spouse hunting at church?

It would highly depend on the church, I think.

[Aqua Letifer]

@doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

My guess is that there's a direct relationship between how passionate you are about politics and how much people want to be around you, let alone people you might fancy.

[Jolly]

@doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

You damn well better, if youre thinking of actually getting serious with anybody. And sadly, it's getting that way for even a casual date.

It ain't 1980 anymore, bud...

[Jolly]

@aqua-letifer said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

@jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

@friday said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

Last weekend I had a conversation with my neighbor's (conservative) son, who was complaining about not being able to find a girlfriend because all the women out there were progressive.

How about doing some spouse hunting at church?

It would highly depend on the church, I think.

Oh, I'd think so.

Let's take Roman Catholics for example...I'm sure some churches are more conservative than others, even within a given diocese. If you're looking for a conservative girl, I suspect you're more likely to find one there.

Of course, I've been out of the dating scene for quite sometime...

[Catseye3]

@jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

You damn well better, if you're thinking of actually getting serious with anybody.

[Doctor Phibes]

@jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

@doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

You damn well better, if youre thinking of actually getting serious with anybody. And sadly, it's getting that way for even a casual date.

It ain't 1980 anymore, bud...

I never picked up any women at church, either.

Politics and religion? I think I'd rather stay single.

[Jolly]

@doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

@jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

@doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

So, apparently neither liberals or conservatives are getting any.

Maybe shutting up about politics would be an idea. I sure as hell didn't talk about any of that shit.

You damn well better, if youre thinking of actually getting serious with anybody. And sadly, it's getting that way for even a casual date.

It ain't 1980 anymore, bud...

I never picked up any women at church, either.

Politics and religion? I think I'd rather stay single.

You're married only because your wife took pity on you.

[George K]

@jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

You're married only because your wife took pity on you.

I've met Mrs. D'Oh Phibes. She's delightful, charming, and, as you might suspect infinitely patient.

[Jolly]

@george-k said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

@jolly said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

You're married only because your wife took pity on you.

I've met Mrs. D'Oh Phibes. She's delightful, charming, and, as you might suspect infinitely patient.

Exactly as I pictured her.

[Friday]

In L.A. it's not just the politics. It's the whole woke mindset. Shaun (the son) isn't fully woke, and so he can't have a good conversation with women his age.

I would suggest church, but he is a heathen.
(that's a joke, but you know what I mean)

[Doctor Phibes]

This post is deleted!

[Doctor Phibes]

That last post was for Jon, as he's hopefully the only one who can see it.

[Catseye3]

But aren't people hovering between youth and adulthood mostly what we today call woke?

[George K]

@doctor-phibes said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

he's hopefully the only one who can see it.

Nope....

How much is that secret worth to you....

[Mik]

If you are counting out religious girls you are missing out. They were why I went to church.

[Doctor Phibes]

@mik said in Well, take your balls out of your purse...:

If you are counting out religious girls you are missing out. They were why I went to church.

And now they're why you're going to hell.