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Always look for the helpers

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  • 89th8 Offline
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    #61

    Is that a joke?

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    • AxtremusA Axtremus

      @george-k said in Always look for the helpers:

      Or has a Chinese spy as a chauffeur.

      Or has a Pakistani IT person.

      Fine to discriminate against a spy, but it is illegal and immoral to discriminate against a chauffeur or an IT person or a First Lady for his or her country of origin.

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      @axtremus said in Always look for the helpers:

      Fine to discriminate against a spy, but it is illegal and immoral to discriminate against a chauffeur or an IT person or a First Lady for his or her country of origin.

      Even at the time, the guy was held to be a simple chauffeur, IIRC, and his being a spy never amounted to more than speculation.

      But hey, speculation is where it's at in this Age of Social! Listen up, idiot children! I have the WHOLE REAL STORY! Not only was he a SPY but, yes, he was also Hilary's HOT LOVER! Because not only was he a chauffeur, but he was BLIND, cuz who'd tap that otherwise, amirite? And not only that, but she had his child! No, wait -- she didn't have A baby, she had eight babies! Four sets of twins! And not only that, but she had them ALL AT ONCE! And not only that, but when they were born, she ATE THEM! Yup, popped 'em on pizzas from that child sex-ring pizza shop she operated in D.C.!

      There, that should keep you busy for awhile.

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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      • JollyJ Jolly

        @jon-nyc said in Always look for the helpers:

        @jolly said in Always look for the helpers:

        He has a fireplace and was able to heat that room.

        Smart for a poodle.

        If you've got somebody looking after the dog, I assume they can build a fire, although poodles are supposedly pretty sharp.

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            #65

            Quip on twitter:

            Hispanic person flees Texas for Mexico because of ICE? How is this even news?

            Only non-witches get due process.

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            • George KG Offline
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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                #67

                He’s totally Hispanic.

                Only non-witches get due process.

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                  #68

                  Funny, you like to say Robert Beto O’Rourke, but you could just as easily say Rafael Ted Cruz.

                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                  • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                    Funny, you like to say Robert Beto O’Rourke, but you could just as easily say Rafael Ted Cruz.

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                    @jon-nyc said in Always look for the helpers:

                    Rafael Ted Cruz.

                    Really? Is that his given name? I honestly didn't know.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Well the irony is ironic, right?

                      The guy with the Hispanic given name takes on an Anglo nickname, and the guy with the Anglo given name takes on the Hispanic nic.

                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                        Well the irony is ironic, right?

                        The guy with the Hispanic given name takes on an Anglo nickname, and the guy with the Anglo given name takes on the Hispanic nic.

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                        @jon-nyc said in Always look for the helpers:

                        Well the irony is ironic, right?
                        The guy with the Hispanic given name takes on an Anglo nickname,

                        Yeah. According to Wikipedia Cruz began using his sorta-middle name "Ted" at age 13.

                        O'Rourke was called "Beto" during his infancy by his family. I thought it was something he adopted in college.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          What’s his middle name, Eduardo?

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                            What’s his middle name, Eduardo?

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                            @jon-nyc said in Always look for the helpers:

                            What’s his middle name, Eduardo?

                            Rafael Edward Cruz (/kruːz/; born December 22, 1970) is an American politician...

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Heh. I’d like to see his Canadian birth certificate.

                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                              • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                Heh. I’d like to see his Canadian birth certificate.

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                                @jon-nyc said in Always look for the helpers:

                                Heh. I’d like to see his Canadian birth certificate.

                                I've got it in a drawer with Obama's McCain's.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

                                  Heh. I’d like to see his Canadian birth certificate.

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                                  @jon-nyc said in Always look for the helpers:

                                  Heh. I’d like to see his Canadian birth certificate.

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  • George KG George K

                                    @jon-nyc said in Always look for the helpers:

                                    Heh. I’d like to see his Canadian birth certificate.

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                                    @george-k said in Always look for the helpers:

                                    @jon-nyc said in Always look for the helpers:

                                    Heh. I’d like to see his Canadian birth certificate.

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                                    He does have an Edmonton guy vibe.

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                                      lol

                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          That’s hilarious

                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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