One of my horse friends posted this one.
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@89th said in One of my horse friends posted this one.:
I'm more impressed one of your horses can use a computer.
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@89th said in One of my horse friends posted this one.:
I'm more impressed one of your horses can use a computer.
Guy driving down a country road in Ireland when suddenly the car just stalls. He opens opens his bonnet and looks at the engine. He knows nothing about cars and has no hope of fixing it, then he hears a voice "Check the alternator"....
Where the hell did that voice come from, he wonders. He looks round and leaning over a gate is a huge white horse looking at him "Go ahead. Check the alternator" ...he panics but looks at what he thinks the alternator might be and sure enough there is a loose connection. He tightens it jumps in his car, starts the engine and races off towards the local village both scared and confused at the appearance of a talking horse.
He goes straight to the first bar he sees, i'll have a pint and 2 whiskies, he throws them straight back and orders the same round..
Woh woh woh says the barman whats the drama, why are you so shaken. So the man tells him the tale of breaking down and the white horse telling him what was wrong. "Do you think I'm crazy?" he asked the barman.
The barman looks serious now "I don't think you're crazy, I think you were lucky"
"Lucky, how??????"
"A mile down the road, there's a big grey horse, and he knows fuck all about cars."
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@89th said in One of my horse friends posted this one.:
I'm more impressed one of your horses can use a computer.
Guy driving down a country road in Ireland when suddenly the car just stalls. He opens opens his bonnet and looks at the engine. He knows nothing about cars and has no hope of fixing it, then he hears a voice "Check the alternator"....
Where the hell did that voice come from, he wonders. He looks round and leaning over a gate is a huge white horse looking at him "Go ahead. Check the alternator" ...he panics but looks at what he thinks the alternator might be and sure enough there is a loose connection. He tightens it jumps in his car, starts the engine and races off towards the local village both scared and confused at the appearance of a talking horse.
He goes straight to the first bar he sees, i'll have a pint and 2 whiskies, he throws them straight back and orders the same round..
Woh woh woh says the barman whats the drama, why are you so shaken. So the man tells him the tale of breaking down and the white horse telling him what was wrong. "Do you think I'm crazy?" he asked the barman.
The barman looks serious now "I don't think you're crazy, I think you were lucky"
"Lucky, how??????"
"A mile down the road, there's a big grey horse, and he knows fuck all about cars."
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@renauda said in One of my horse friends posted this one.:
he's keeping his heels down
When I first started riding, my teacher used to yell at me all the time, "HEELS DOWN!"
When I told her I had an Achilles tendon injury in 1974, and showed her that it was physically impossible, she became (a bit) more understanding.
ETA: Also, any time she saw me leaning forward, it was, "George! TITS UP!"
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08
The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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@renauda said in One of my horse friends posted this one.:
he's keeping his heels down
When I first started riding, my teacher used to yell at me all the time, "HEELS DOWN!"
When I told her I had an Achilles tendon injury in 1974, and showed her that it was physically impossible, she became (a bit) more understanding.
ETA: Also, any time she saw me leaning forward, it was, "George! TITS UP!"
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@renauda said in One of my horse friends posted this one.:
he's keeping his heels down
When I first started riding, my teacher used to yell at me all the time, "HEELS DOWN!"
When I told her I had an Achilles tendon injury in 1974, and showed her that it was physically impossible, she became (a bit) more understanding.
ETA: Also, any time she saw me leaning forward, it was, "George! TITS UP!"
@george-k said in One of my horse friends posted this one.:
my teacher used to yell at me all the time, "HEELS DOWN!"
In the late 1990s, when I was learning, I remember standing on a little platform in the OR during surgery, with my toes on the platform, and my heels off, trying to get my Achilles tendons to stretch just a bit more.
