The circular firing squad
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I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump. I ran over and said: "Stop. Don't do it."
"Why shouldn't I?" he asked.
"Well, there's so much to live for!"
"Like what?"
"Are you religious?"
He said: "Yes."
I said: "Me too. Are you Christian or Buddhist?"
"Christian."
"Me too. Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
"Me too. Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
"Baptist."
"Wow. Me too. Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?"
"Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God."
"Me too. Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?"
He said: "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915."
I said: "Die, heretic scum," and pushed him off.
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I would like to thank the both of you for explaining scripture and it's teachings in the Christian church to me. Especially since you both know so much more about it than I do. I love how you are so willing to listen to other people and take in what they tell you in such an open minded way....
Now let me show you just how far from the truth you are... answer this question - and please, don't anyone else tell them the answer:
What does the word "church" mean?
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@klaus said in The circular firing squad:
@jolly said in The circular firing squad:
The Presbyterians have gone down a rabbit hole in the U.S., which is why they are a dying church.
Have their numbers gone down more than those of other denominations?
Their numbers gave been in decline for over fifty years. In just the last fifteen they are down about 40%. That's bad, but many of the Mainline protestant churches are in the same boat.
To be fair, churches in general are down, many not as much, though.
IMO, a lot of the cause is a falling away from Biblical Truth. Attendance has waxed and waned throughout the centuries, but in many churches today, the social club aspect has taken priority over Biblical teaching. When your church is not based on the rock of Christ, and is based on whims of the moment, there is no foundation for long term stability.
Another pet peeve of mine is the current "Love of Christ" movement . Yes, God is Love. But He is so much more. God is Justice and the final Judge of mankind. There is a right way to live and a sinful way to live. As much as God may love us, He will judge us. At that point, we will have to account for all of our past misdeeds and sins of commission and ommission. Some of us will spend eternity in Heaven. Others in Hell.
I think churches that try to preach the entire Word and not just what they like, will be the most successful over time.
Always remember, Operation Valkyrie was an act of sedition.
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The English language word "church" is from the Old English word cirice, derived from West Germanic *kirika, which in turn comes from the Greek κυριακή kuriakē, meaning "of the Lord" (possessive form of κύριος kurios "ruler" or "lord").
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@bachophile said in The circular firing squad:
The English language word "church" is from the Old English word cirice, derived from West Germanic *kirika, which in turn comes from the Greek κυριακή kuriakē, meaning "of the Lord" (possessive form of κύριος kurios "ruler" or "lord").
That's nice. But I want them to tell me what they think it means. Since it is being used in the context of the Christian Church", I want them to tell me what the word "church" means in that context.
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Actually, you weren't clear who you were referring to by 'both of you' since more than two of us were in the discussion
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I'll answer anyway - I was taught that it meant the group of Christian believers - i.e. all Christians.
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@larry said in The circular firing squad:
I love how you are so willing to listen to other people and take in what they tell you in such an open minded way....
Now, Larry, would you explain the word 'ironic' to me?
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@larry said in The circular firing squad:
I would like to thank the both of you for explaining scripture and it's teachings in the Christian church to me. Especially since you both know so much more about it than I do. I love how you are so willing to listen to other people and take in what they tell you in such an open minded way....
Now let me show you just how far from the truth you are... answer this question - and please, don't anyone else tell them the answer:
What does the word "church" mean?
Not sure if I am one of the two you are referring, but i will answer either case.
To me, the church is a group of people that have faith in the same things in relation to religion. Of course, it can also mean the physical building that was built to hold the people.
It is kind of "funny", but when I think of temple or mosque, I think of the physical building. I dont think of temple as a group of people.
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@taiwan_girl said in The circular firing squad:
To me, the church is a group of people that have faith in the same things in relation to religion
Yeah, I'll buy that as one example.
If you substitute "far-left progressivism" in place of "religion" then it becomes accurately descriptive nicely contemporary. At least that is what's being touted by guys like Douglas Murray, Rubin, Peterson, and other liberals.
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When I was a kid, we were forced to learn The Apostles Creed by heart, the theory being it would take our minds off masturbation, and the vicar got very animated over the phrase 'The holy catholic church', since it had a vague scent of Papism. It was explained to us in great, and frankly rather tedious detail that the word 'catholic' referred to the 'whole church' - i.e. Church of England. The rest of you assholes were considered to be mostly firewood in waiting.
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@mik said in The circular firing squad:
@doctor-phibes said in The circular firing squad:
@klaus said in The circular firing squad:
Which, by the way, is a reason why I don't understand why a few of us never want to meet or see anyone else from the forum. Makes me wonder whether they pretend to be something different from what they really are.
It might surprise a few people here to learn that I am actually an MMA fighter. Particularly those who've met me.
It's true and he's undefeated! . Of course, MMA stands for 'My Mom's Aunt'.
Nooooooooooo!!! Not his sweet Auntie Brenda!
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Brenda is my mum's sister. My mum's Aunt commanded a tank battalion in WW1.
Proud supporter of Plan 2525. Everything you think, do and say will be in the pill you took today.
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@doctor-phibes said in The circular firing squad:
Brenda is my mum's sister. My mum's Aunt commanded a tank battalion in WW1.
You have wonderful women in your family.
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@doctor-phibes tank battalions did not exist in World War One
Aha gotcha
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@bachophile said in The circular firing squad:
@doctor-phibes tank battalions did not exist in World War One
Aha gotcha
Yeah, that's what they want you to believe. I know different.
