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    Mik
    wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 00:37 last edited by
    #11

    I love the one from Boris The Russian Facebot.

    “Gives a whole new meaning to ‘tubin’.”

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      Jolly
      wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 01:07 last edited by
      #12

      When in doubt, whup it out!

      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        20 Oct 2020, 01:07

        When in doubt, whup it out!

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        George K
        wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 01:10 last edited by
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        @Jolly said in Toobin...:

        When in doubt, whup it out!

        Could be worse. He could've grabbed 'em by....

        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 02:36 last edited by
          #14

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          Only non-witches get due process.

          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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            George K
            wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 17:37 last edited by
            #15

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              George K
              wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 17:45 last edited by George K
              #16

              Toobin and Louis CK
              Played pocket pool all the long day
              When his neighbor they seen her
              And they pulled out their wiener
              Now both of them wished they were gay.

              Not that there’s anything wrong with that...

              CNN had a lame legal hack,
              Who chose an odd time to jack,
              Whipped out and seen by all,
              Who said “my that’s awfully small”
              Now both dicks won’t likely be back.

              I dunno, I’m betting he’s back inside 6 months…

              Toobin was working on Zoom,
              And he booked a nice sex cam room,
              He was spanking his monkey
              And the cameras got funky
              And now his job just went boom.

              That’s on the theory he was sex-camming and mixed his cameras up.

              Here, I think is the best of the bunch.

              A horny old journo named Toobin
              Was giving his willie some lubin’
              While beating his meat
              His joy was complete
              Until he recalled he was Zoomin’

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                Mik
                wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 17:53 last edited by
                #17

                Snort

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  Mik
                  wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 18:35 last edited by
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                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    George K
                    wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 21:18 last edited by
                    #19

                    Here's How to Avoid Accidentally Showing Your Genitals to Your Colleagues on Zoom

                    Please read and consider:

                    Consider avoiding having your junk out in the first place

                    Yes, this one is a little out of left field, but hear me out. You can’t expose your genitals to a room full of colleagues—some of whom you may have known and respected for decades!—if you take steps to ensure your genitals aren’t visible to anyone at all.

                    Clothing designers have known the risks of accidental genital exposure for years, and they’ve designed several innovative technologies to prevent it from happening. For example, they’ve invented pants, which are a sort of leg tube system that adjoins at the top and typically shield the crotch from visibility. They might set you back a bit; expect to pay at least $20 for a good set of pants. The good news is you can buy them pretty much anywhere. (You should probably own several, as the pants system isn’t necessarily foolproof with extended wear and tear.) With properly sized pants secured to your waist, your coworkers won’t be able to see your genitals no matter what you do, other than taking off your pants.

                    More at the link.

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      Copper
                      wrote on 20 Oct 2020, 22:46 last edited by
                      #20

                      He will return to cnn

                      He will receive a heroes welcome

                      There is no such thing as bad publicity

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                      • C Copper
                        20 Oct 2020, 22:46

                        He will return to cnn

                        He will receive a heroes welcome

                        There is no such thing as bad publicity

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                        George K
                        wrote on 21 Oct 2020, 12:26 last edited by
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                        @Copper said in Toobin...:

                        He will return to cnn

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 21 Oct 2020, 12:33 last edited by
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                          I think there’s a good chance he won’t.

                          Now’s the time the #metoo accusations will be (re)surfaced.

                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            Klaus
                            wrote on 21 Oct 2020, 12:43 last edited by
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                            I have no idea who this guy is or where he stands politically. The reactions to this incident seem to be divided along the usual political lines, which is a little strange. I for one think there's no reason to fire or ban him. He made a stupid mistake, but he didn't do anything illegal. He was already punished enough by the ridicule.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 21 Oct 2020, 12:44 last edited by
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                              People have been fired for less. Much less.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                Jolly
                                wrote on 21 Oct 2020, 12:55 last edited by
                                #25

                                Tremendously less.

                                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 21 Oct 2020, 13:22 last edited by
                                  #26

                                  Klaus you’re correct on all fronts. I don’t think he should lose his roles, I just think he probably will.

                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  • K Klaus
                                    21 Oct 2020, 12:43

                                    I have no idea who this guy is or where he stands politically. The reactions to this incident seem to be divided along the usual political lines, which is a little strange. I for one think there's no reason to fire or ban him. He made a stupid mistake, but he didn't do anything illegal. He was already punished enough by the ridicule.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 21 Oct 2020, 13:25 last edited by
                                    #27

                                    @Klaus said in Toobin...:

                                    The reactions to this incident seem to be divided along the usual political lines

                                    I haven't heard any people on the left come to his defense.

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      Mik
                                      wrote on 21 Oct 2020, 13:33 last edited by Mik
                                      #28

                                      I can't imagine anything they could do to him that's worse than it already is. But his career willl likely be rearranged.

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      • M Mik
                                        21 Oct 2020, 13:33

                                        I can't imagine anything they could do to him that's worse than it already is. But his career willl likely be rearranged.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 21 Oct 2020, 15:41 last edited by
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                                        @Mik said in Toobin...:

                                        his career willl likely be rearranged.

                                        Iowahawk agrees:

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 22 Oct 2020, 00:47 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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