Toobin...
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5 WFH Mistakes You Should Try to Avoid - LinkedIn
This year's challenges have led many of us to transition to a remote work environment for the first time. Here are a few tips to keep in mind as your 9-to-5 goes virtual.
. . .- Don't Pull What Toobin Pulled. (But if You Do, Do it Off-Camera.)
Please love yourself.
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Here's what I don't get.
If you're going to whip it out, and do, well...whatever, why the HELL can't you have the foresight, decency and judgment to do it ALONE?
In the privacy of your bedroom, bathroom, or whatever place is private?
The only reason I can see is that there's some kind of sick desire to be seen. I don't buy the "I didn't know the camera was on" excuse any more than "the dog ate my homework." How gullible do you think we are?
Sick fuck.
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It's one of those things that's necessarily more disturbing the more questions you consider.
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5 WFH Mistakes You Should Try to Avoid - LinkedIn
This year's challenges have led many of us to transition to a remote work environment for the first time. Here are a few tips to keep in mind as your 9-to-5 goes virtual.
. . .- Don't Pull What Toobin Pulled. (But if You Do, Do it Off-Camera.)
@Aqua-Letifer said in Toobin...:
5 WFH Mistakes You Should Try to Avoid - LinkedIn
This year's challenges have led many of us to transition to a remote work environment for the first time. Here are a few tips to keep in mind as your 9-to-5 goes virtual.
. . .- Don't Pull What Toobin Pulled. (But if You Do, Do it Off-Camera.)
Or at least make sure it's yours, not Toobin's.
Honest to gosh, this proves my contention that no matter how stupid a thing is there is someone, somewhere who will do it.
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"The new game is to replace every new yorker cartoon caption with 'Jeffrey Toobin took his dick out on a Zoom call.'"
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Toobin and Louis CK
Played pocket pool all the long day
When his neighbor they seen her
And they pulled out their wiener
Now both of them wished they were gay.Not that there’s anything wrong with that...
CNN had a lame legal hack,
Who chose an odd time to jack,
Whipped out and seen by all,
Who said “my that’s awfully small”
Now both dicks won’t likely be back.I dunno, I’m betting he’s back inside 6 months…
Toobin was working on Zoom,
And he booked a nice sex cam room,
He was spanking his monkey
And the cameras got funky
And now his job just went boom.That’s on the theory he was sex-camming and mixed his cameras up.
Here, I think is the best of the bunch.
A horny old journo named Toobin
Was giving his willie some lubin’
While beating his meat
His joy was complete
Until he recalled he was Zoomin’ -
Here's How to Avoid Accidentally Showing Your Genitals to Your Colleagues on Zoom
Please read and consider:
Consider avoiding having your junk out in the first place
Yes, this one is a little out of left field, but hear me out. You can’t expose your genitals to a room full of colleagues—some of whom you may have known and respected for decades!—if you take steps to ensure your genitals aren’t visible to anyone at all.
Clothing designers have known the risks of accidental genital exposure for years, and they’ve designed several innovative technologies to prevent it from happening. For example, they’ve invented pants, which are a sort of leg tube system that adjoins at the top and typically shield the crotch from visibility. They might set you back a bit; expect to pay at least $20 for a good set of pants. The good news is you can buy them pretty much anywhere. (You should probably own several, as the pants system isn’t necessarily foolproof with extended wear and tear.) With properly sized pants secured to your waist, your coworkers won’t be able to see your genitals no matter what you do, other than taking off your pants.
More at the link.
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He will return to cnn
He will receive a heroes welcome
There is no such thing as bad publicity
