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Coffee can't hack it.

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  • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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    Aqua Letifer
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    #1

    Compared to this stuff, anyway.

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    Organic, shade-grown sencha.

    The problem is the caffeine. What do you get when you ingest your 12-16 oz of java? A light buzz maybe? Pffffft. This shit will kick your ass. It's got plenty of caffeine, sure, so you get your buzz, but it also provides assloads of easy-to-metabolize theanine. A couple 6-oz cups of this business, the chemical crosses the blood-brain barrier and you, my friend, get invited to a higher plane of existence. A couple more cups though and you get tea drunk for a couple hours.

    I'll likely never go back to coffee again.

    Please love yourself.

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    • jon-nycJ Offline
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      jon-nyc
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      #2

      You forgot the little pink umbrella.

      Only non-witches get due process.

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      • jon-nycJ jon-nyc

        You forgot the little pink umbrella.

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        Aqua Letifer
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        #3

        @jon-nyc said in Coffee can't hack it.:

        You forgot the little pink umbrella.

        Drink five cups without passing out or hallucinating and then get back to me.

        And it's legal, man!

        Please love yourself.

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        • JollyJ Offline
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          Jolly
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          #4

          Dude, go to South Louisiana. Go to one of the homes where they have an old porcelain sockolator pot. Watch as they make coffee and it darn near chugs out of the pot.

          The original energy drink.

          โ€œCry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!โ€

          Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terroristsโ€™ "due process". โ€” Buck Sexton

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          • JollyJ Jolly

            Dude, go to South Louisiana. Go to one of the homes where they have an old porcelain sockolator pot. Watch as they make coffee and it darn near chugs out of the pot.

            The original energy drink.

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            Aqua Letifer
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            #5

            @Jolly said in Coffee can't hack it.:

            Dude, go to South Louisiana. Go to one of the homes where they have an old porcelain sockolator pot. Watch as they make coffee and it darn near chugs out of the pot.

            The original energy drink.

            Not interested unless I can smell colors after cup five.

            Please love yourself.

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            • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

              @Jolly said in Coffee can't hack it.:

              Dude, go to South Louisiana. Go to one of the homes where they have an old porcelain sockolator pot. Watch as they make coffee and it darn near chugs out of the pot.

              The original energy drink.

              Not interested unless I can smell colors after cup five.

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              Jolly
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              #6

              @Aqua-Letifer said in Coffee can't hack it.:

              @Jolly said in Coffee can't hack it.:

              Dude, go to South Louisiana. Go to one of the homes where they have an old porcelain sockolator pot. Watch as they make coffee and it darn near chugs out of the pot.

              The original energy drink.

              Not interested unless I can smell colors after cup five.

              After about the third cup, the ends of your hair feels like it's burning...๐Ÿ˜‚

              โ€œCry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!โ€

              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terroristsโ€™ "due process". โ€” Buck Sexton

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              • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                Aqua Letifer
                wrote on last edited by
                #7

                Okay I might give it a whirl.

                Please love yourself.

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                • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                  Doctor Phibes
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                  Does the caffeine still cause stomach issues? When I drank a lot of coffee I ended up getting really awful acid reflux, but I've never been sure whether that was the coffee or the caffeine.

                  Maybe you'll find out in about 5 years ๐Ÿ™‚

                  I was only joking

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                  • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                    Does the caffeine still cause stomach issues? When I drank a lot of coffee I ended up getting really awful acid reflux, but I've never been sure whether that was the coffee or the caffeine.

                    Maybe you'll find out in about 5 years ๐Ÿ™‚

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                    Jolly
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                    @Doctor-Phibes said in Coffee can't hack it.:

                    Does the caffeine still cause stomach issues? When I drank a lot of coffee I ended up getting really awful acid reflux, but I've never been sure whether that was the coffee or the caffeine.

                    Maybe you'll find out in about 5 years ๐Ÿ™‚

                    Hint: Switch to a dark roast. Less acid, less acid reflux. Won't do away with it completely, but it helps.

                    โ€œCry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!โ€

                    Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terroristsโ€™ "due process". โ€” Buck Sexton

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                    • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                      Does the caffeine still cause stomach issues? When I drank a lot of coffee I ended up getting really awful acid reflux, but I've never been sure whether that was the coffee or the caffeine.

                      Maybe you'll find out in about 5 years ๐Ÿ™‚

                      Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                      Aqua Letifer
                      wrote on last edited by Aqua Letifer
                      #10

                      @Doctor-Phibes said in Coffee can't hack it.:

                      Does the caffeine still cause stomach issues? When I drank a lot of coffee I ended up getting really awful acid reflux, but I've never been sure whether that was the coffee or the caffeine.

                      Maybe you'll find out in about 5 years ๐Ÿ™‚

                      No, because the tea's a ton less acidic. On a completely empty stomach it can make you feel nauseous, so just do the British thing and eat, like, I dunno, a crumpet or something while you're guzzling it down and you'll be fine. A very small amount of food negates it.

                      Seriously though, man. Caffeine is fine and all, but theanine + caffeine is where it's at.

                      Please love yourself.

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                      • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in Coffee can't hack it.:

                        Does the caffeine still cause stomach issues? When I drank a lot of coffee I ended up getting really awful acid reflux, but I've never been sure whether that was the coffee or the caffeine.

                        Maybe you'll find out in about 5 years ๐Ÿ™‚

                        No, because the tea's a ton less acidic. On a completely empty stomach it can make you feel nauseous, so just do the British thing and eat, like, I dunno, a crumpet or something while you're guzzling it down and you'll be fine. A very small amount of food negates it.

                        Seriously though, man. Caffeine is fine and all, but theanine + caffeine is where it's at.

                        JollyJ Offline
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                        #11

                        @Aqua-Letifer said in Coffee can't hack it.:

                        @Doctor-Phibes said in Coffee can't hack it.:

                        Does the caffeine still cause stomach issues? When I drank a lot of coffee I ended up getting really awful acid reflux, but I've never been sure whether that was the coffee or the caffeine.

                        Maybe you'll find out in about 5 years ๐Ÿ™‚

                        No, because the tea's a ton less acidic. On a completely empty stomach it can make you feel nauseous, so just do the British thing and eat, like, I dunno, a crumpet or something while you're guzzling it down and you'll be fine. A very small amount of food negates it.

                        Seriously though, man. Caffeine is fine and all, but theanine + caffeine is where it's at.

                        Try dexadrine and expresso...๐Ÿ˜„

                        โ€œCry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!โ€

                        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terroristsโ€™ "due process". โ€” Buck Sexton

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                        • JollyJ Jolly

                          @Aqua-Letifer said in Coffee can't hack it.:

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Coffee can't hack it.:

                          Does the caffeine still cause stomach issues? When I drank a lot of coffee I ended up getting really awful acid reflux, but I've never been sure whether that was the coffee or the caffeine.

                          Maybe you'll find out in about 5 years ๐Ÿ™‚

                          No, because the tea's a ton less acidic. On a completely empty stomach it can make you feel nauseous, so just do the British thing and eat, like, I dunno, a crumpet or something while you're guzzling it down and you'll be fine. A very small amount of food negates it.

                          Seriously though, man. Caffeine is fine and all, but theanine + caffeine is where it's at.

                          Try dexadrine and expresso...๐Ÿ˜„

                          Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                          Doctor Phibes
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                          @Jolly said in Coffee can't hack it.:

                          @Aqua-Letifer said in Coffee can't hack it.:

                          @Doctor-Phibes said in Coffee can't hack it.:

                          Try dexadrine and expresso...๐Ÿ˜„

                          ESPRESSO!!!!

                          (sorry, I've just had one)

                          I was only joking

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